A/N: This is a bit AU...but in a very good way. As in, like, babies and stuff. I love the idea of the whole BatFam already being together and adopted-except for Damian because he's, like, not born and stuff... So like I totally don't own Young Justice or any other video games I use in the story. Oh and to explain last chappy a bit, Nathan Drake from Uncharted and Superboy are voiced by the same voice actor, Nolan North. Nolan North's voice is just so...goddamn...sexy...and...ughh...sorry. Back to whatever I was doing before. Thanks for the love, loves.

BTW, Bongo Bongo is the hardest boss in Ocarina of Time, Timothy Drake and Bart Allen agree with me.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

M'gann was just flying around outside tending to her garden when she heard some little kids crying. It didn't take long for her parenting instincts to kick into gear. She had been watching the TLC network and it made her want to have a kid of her own. She needed a kid of her own. She could adopt, but that was too difficult. So kidnapping it was.

There was another whine from a little kid nearby. M'gann quickly finished tending to her special rose garden and flew down to the ground. At the mountain's garage entrance there were two little boys. One of which were zooming around like a little speedster and the other which was holding a game case and a controller in his hand. He kept on banging on the garage door. "Robin!" he called out.

Robin?
She started walking towards the boy when all of the sudden a little boy was on top of her head. "Wally!" he cried.

Maybe these kids knew Robin and Wally. She went and picked up the little toddler that was in a red sweatshirt. He clutched the game and controller close to his chest. In his other hand was a…batarang?

"Robin," he ordered, threatening to throw the batarang at her.

"I'll take you to Robin and Wally," she promised holding her new little friends. They were both just so adorable. Slowly, the little boy with the batarang clung himself to M'gann. She was about to die from how adorable the little boy was—that or she was about to die from his batarang slowly cutting into her throat. Either way, she would die happy. The boy on top of her head, however, was making a mess of her hair by jumping back and forth between each shoulder.

She walked into the cave's main room. Wally and Robin were—obviously—playing another video game. It must be a new one because they seemed to be so engrossed in it. Artemis was in the kitchen getting out some cookies that M'gann had forgotten about. Conner was…missing. Kaldur was…somewhere. Roy was in the newly decreed Arrow chair because either him or Artemis are the only ones who sat in it.

Artemis caught the sight of the two boys clinging onto M'gann. Her eyes widened. Oh God…stupid Toddlers and Tiaras finally got to her…

"Wally!"

"Robin!"

The two boys froze. That couldn't be…

The mini-speedster basically flew off of M'gann and onto Wally. He started super-speed crawling all over the red haired boy. The little boy that M'gann was holding wasn't as forward, but he obviously wanted to get to Robin. M'gann floated over to Robin and handed him the little boy. The little boy clutched onto Robin like the little koala that he was.

"Timmy, what are you doing here?" Robin asked. Little Timmy tried to show Robin the game and controller, but ended up smacking him in the face with both.

"Play with us," he begged.

"Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play," the little speedster agreed.

"Bart, calm down," Wally ordered.

The little boy didn't seem to hear him as he quickly went over and started hooking up the game system that he had in his hand. He promptly unplugged the system that Robin and Wally were using—without letting them save of course—and turned the Nintendo 64 on.

"We can't beat Bongo Bongo," Timmy frowned and gave his older brother the controller.

Robin gave into his little brother's begging. He was just too cute when he used the Batbeg. "Does Daddy know you're here?" he asked as he started up the game.

"Uncle Flash was watching us. He wouldn't play with us and Jason wouldn't help," the little boy said gripping onto his older brother's jacket. "Jason wouldn't play with me," he whimpered.

"It's okay. Jason hates everyone."
"Jason hates me?"

"Dude, so not comforting," Wally snorted as little Bart started braiding Wally's hair.

"No…Jason is just…angsty."

"Angsty…?"

"Yeah, just ignore him. Now what do you need help with?" Robin asked.

"Bongo Bongo. Bongo Bongo. Bongo Bongo. Bongo Bongo. Bongo Bongo!" Bart said bouncing up and down on top of his older brother…cousin…thing…relative's head.

"There's no way I'm going to play Bongo Bongo again," Wally snorted, sinking down in the couch. "Stupid Bongo playing plant thing," he grumbled.

"But Wally!"

"No butts, no coconuts!"

The two little boys watched as Robin managed to kill Bongo Bongo. "Thank Robin!" Timmy said giving Robin another koala hug.

"No thanks, Wally," Bart grumbled, getting off his distantly related relative. He crawled over to Robin and hugged Robin. "I love Robin. He's good."

"Aww!" M'gann cooed. She wanted to keep the little boys.

"Didn't know you were such the family man, Rob," Roy teased.

"Dude. Little kids equals chicks. Just ask Bats. Why do you think he's adopted like twenty kids?" Rob smirked as he continued to play Ocarina. Little Timmy ducked his head out of Robin's chest so he could watch. Bart stopped fussing and just sat on top of Robin's head and watched him play.

"Seriously?"

"No, dipshit, he loves us."

"Wally's a dipshit," Bart mumbled as he started to braid Robin's hair at super fast speed—by the way, it really hurts getting your hair braided at super fast speed by a four-year-old.

Oh God no… "Don't say that word. It's a bad word."

"Jason says it's okay to say bad words."

"Jason also thinks it's okay to smoke and kill people just because it makes him look badass."

"It's not okay to kill people, but Jason says you do it. And then I asked Daddy about it," Timmy mumbled.

Wally laughed. "Ha, guess who's getting another Killing Talk from DaddyBats!"