A/N: I shouldn't have looked it up, but Bats (as in the animal) have the teats underneath their wings... And now when I look at Batman...and his cape...OUGHGAWD! Kay. So what are the age differences between the Robins? Has anyone been reading Red Hood and the Outlaws because JASON IS A BABE IN IT! Lol, sorry. This one is actually based on something that happened to me with my little brother's friends. It was goddamn adorable.

BTW, using Pokémon is the best way to win a girl.

Pokémon

Part 1

Jason Todd, A06.

Jason Todd was on a mission along with his little brother Tim and his friend Bart.

And by mission, he meant competition.

He strode into the cave and knew he was so going to win this. He was going to win her. Sure, Tim and Bart had the advantage that they were cuter and littler. Jason had just had a nice growth spurt and was looking pretty fine—for a nine year-old.

The Team was all about the cave doing whatever they pleased. Conner was watching M'gann try her hand at brownies—so far she was best at cooking brownies; she gave up on cookies. Wally and Rob were basically on top of each other while playing games on the couch. Kaldur was enjoying reading Robin's biology book from school; most of the information about the sea was complete wrong. Stupid humans think they know the ocean… Artemis was sitting in her Arrow chair and was playing her DS. Roy was in his Arrow chair across the room re-feathering some of his arrows.

"Hey, Artemis?" he called out.

The room seemed to turn its attention to whatever they had been working at and turned themselves to see the new young boy walking through the room. He was walking like he was the most badass guy ever.

"Uh…Yeah, Jason?" she answered sitting up in her chair.

The young black haired boy stood in front of her; he opened his mouth as if to say something, but was interrupted.

Tim Drake, A07.

Bart Allen, A08.

The little speedster pushed Jason to the ground and took Artemis' hand. "I would like to give you something," he gave her an adorable look that would melt even Batman's heart.

"Um…what would that be?"

He started shuffling around in his pockets looking for—

A batarang pinned the sleeve of his arm to his jacket. He yelped. "Artemis!"

A new little boy came running into the room. He pushed Bart out of the way—he ended up falling on top of Jason. Tim stood in front of Artemis and gave her the Batbeg. "Artemis…I heard you were searching for a Milotic…so I got you one," he shuffled around in his spot and pulled out his DS from his pocket.

Artemis stood there in a bit of shock. "Uh…thanks Timmy," she mumbled. The boy smiled up at her. To be honest, she didn't really know the younger boy to well. She didn't know how he knew that she had been trying to get a Milotic. It was almost…creepy—if he wasn't a five year-old.

"You complained that you were having trouble getting one the last time I was over…" he explained.

She smiled at the younger boy and ruffled his hair. "Thanks Timmy."

The little boy grinned and gave her a hug. "Anything for you, Artemis."

Timmy was violently ripped away from the archer. In his place stood Jason with his bright, blue eyes. He pushed his DS into Artemis' hands. "I got you a Ninetales. You mentioned the other day that he was like your favorite and thought she was really pretty, but she isn't as pretty as you," he gave Artemis a charming smile and a wink to boot.

The room was still.

Did the two younger Bats just hit on Artemis?

No doubt, it was completely adorable, and M'gann was just about to explode from how adorable Jason and Timmy were.

Robin leaned over to Wally, whom was staring at the two younger boys in shock, "You have some competition."

Artemis was, more or less, shocked. "Thanks Jason," she said.

Jason took her hand and kissed it. "Anything for you." He gave her one last smoldering look before getting thrown halfway across the room because of the baby speedster.

He took his place like the other two boys. He struggled a bit with getting the batarang out of his jacket's sleeve and freeing his hand, but he managed to do it. He pulled out his orange DS and stared up at Artemis. Bart stared at her until it became extremely uncomfortable for the blonde. "Yes?" she asked.

He let out a little whimper and then cleared his throat. "Artemis, from the day I met you and till today I have felt something extremely special. Maybe it was the always-present glow of your eyes, or the effervescence of your hair, or maybe your wit, but all I know is I love you. And to show you how much I love you I stole your Ampharos and trained him to level 100 and taught him your favorite moves. I love you," the little boy confessed.

Before Artemis could even react, he kissed her on the lips.

With that, the three boys were gone.

Artemis sat there shocked. In her lap were three DS's that confessed the love of three younger men.

"What the hell just happened?" someone asked. Maybe Artemis had asked that, but she felt so hollow and confused that she doesn't know if she did or not.

"Artemis, didn't know you were a cougar," Roy snarked from across the room.

Artemis just glared at him. She didn't know what to do. "Did they all just say they loved me and gave me gifts through pokémon?" she asked.

"It's better than chocolates and roses. I would rather get a level 100 Ampharos," Rob admitted.

"Dude, that's basically saying if Bart had given you that gift and said he loved you, you would have been happy," Wally snorted. To be honest, he was confused, slightly jealous, and slightly inspired.

"Beggars can't be choosers," Rob shrugged.

He got off the couch and walked over to the TV. He unplugged the game system—"Rob! We hadn't saved yet!"—and plugged his computer into the USB port. His computer screen appeared on the TV. He pulled up a program—one of those virtual game boys. Pokémon yellow was playing.

He ran into a person and a battle started. The battle music filled the room. Everyone was watching the screen. Rob's character was…Batman. And the character even looked like Batman with the cowl and everything. Leave it to Robin to hack into pokémon to make his character look like Batman. The other trainer appeared opposite to him. There was no doubt who it was.

It was Green Arrow.

Archer Green Arrow has challenged Vigilantly Batman to a battle!

Archer Green Arrow sent out ARTEMIS.

Vigilantly Batman sent out ROBIN.

No doubt, the pokémon sent from both of them looked exactly like Robin and Artemis. The team was silent. This wasn't happening. This really wasn't happening. This wasn't happening.

Did all the Bats have an Artemis-fetish?

ROBIN used FLIRTATIOUS JOKE. It's not very effective—just ask Wally.

"Hey!"

Artemis used I DON'T NEED A MAN. It's ineffective.

ROBIN used CHARM. It's kinda-sorta effective.

ARTEMIS used I DON'T KNOW YOUR SECRET IDENTITY. ROBIN is BURNED.

ROBIN used NINJA BOY SWAGGER. It's very effective!

ARTEMIS used IGNORE. It's not very effective.

ROBIN used FLIRTATIOUS INNUENDO. It's very effective.

ARTEMIS used I'M A LONER, COCKBLOCK. It's almost effective.

ROBIN used STALK. It's creepily effective.

ARTEMIS used I HAVE SECRETS.

ROBIN used LOL, ME TOO.

ARTEMIS is confused. It hurt itself in confusion.

ROBIN used I LOVE YOU. It's very effective! Artemis is infatuated.

ARTEMIS is in love with ROBIN and cannot attack ROBIN.

Vigilantly Batman uses LOVE BALL. ARTEMIS and ROBIN are caught. They spend some alone time in LOVE BALL.

Archer Green Arrow pays over one hand of marriage of ARTEMIS.

Robin got up and gave Artemis a peck on the lips.

"That is how you win a girl with pokémon."