A/N: You guys are so sweet. If I could marry you all I would. I would. Lol, not creepy, right? So, who loved the new episode? Cause I did. I have a problem with Zantana as a kid though because I'm used to her and Batman going at it, so like her and Robin...ew...Can't help it. Do not ship. Love you guys. This chapter isn't as good. Ended up being a bit of a fangirl moment for me. But seriously think about Batman being the next Assassin in Assassin's Creed. Badass, right?

BTW, Artemis always knows ways around the "no killing" rule.

Assassin's Creed: Revelation

Kid Flash, B03.

Artemis, B07.

"Young Cesare, I heard him say, could not be killed by man. So I tossed him through the air to see where he might land.

The things I do to save the world surprise me time to time. Like learning how to play the lute and making these words rhyme."

The voice coming the main living room was frightening. The singing, the words, the everything was extremely frightening. It was especially frightening to Artemis and Wally who had just walked into the room.

"Ooooh!... the beauties of Firenze, can melt a heart you see... beware the girls of Roma, unless fire you want to pee..."

The two new arrivals glanced at each other. They both gave each other very similar looks that read the same thing: What the fuck…

In the living room was a singing Robin. Well, it was a singing Robin and a singing Italian man. "Is Ezio…singing?" Wally asked after he assessed the situation. There was an elderly Italian man on the screen singing. About throwing people out windows. And killing people. In Italian. There was only one possibility…

"He knows how to play the lyre. Babe." Artemis smirked at Wally and sat on the couch next to Rob.

Wally made a very mature face and gesture at her, "Go sit in the Arrow chair," he snorted and made his way to the other side of Rob.

The girl ignored him. "Speedy planted stuff in my chair. M'gann sat in it and she couldn't feel her butt for two hours," she explained, putting her feet on the coffee table.

Wally's brow furrowed, "She didn't tell me about that..."

"You really think she wanted to talk to you about her butt?"

"She has you there," Robin smirked.

Wally snorted. He was done with Blondie and Bird Boy. They always were ganging up to make fun of him, and when he turned his back they always gloated about it together. He was on the losing side here.

Cesare, oh Cesare! A man of great depravity, believed himself immortal 'til he had a date with gravity.

"Are you going to play or just run around singing?"

Rob snorted. "I guarantee this is the only time we are going to hear Ezio sing, so I'm going to enjoy this until you get ready to rip your ears off."

"You plan on memorizing all of these and singing them during missions, don't you?"

I am a tactless minstrel, I sing off-key for coins. If you spot me in the street, please kick me in the loins.

"Duh." The three gamers sat there on the couch just watching Robin run around the huge courtyard singing profanities at the top of his lungs. It was amusing, but it made Robin start to think. This was going to be the last of the Ezio franchise. There was going to be a new character for the next Assassin's Creed game, a new assassin. Who was that going to be? When was it going to be? Ezio had been a real person. What if they continue on with the real person motif…what if…?

"What if Batman would be the next assassin?" Robin asked, voicing his thoughts.

Both of the teens surrounding him turned to face him. They actually thought about it for a second. Batman would be a pretty badass assassin, but "He doesn't kill people," Wally pointed out.

Robin shrugged. "I can see a way around killing all of the targets so far in the game. I'm sure Batman can get around it. Imagine it though…Batman as the leader of the assassins seeking for justice…"

"No cuddles, only justice."

"The leader of the assassins? It almost makes it sound like you're talking about he Shadows," Artemis snorted.

"He has been offered to lead them before…" Robin admitted.

She turned to look at the boy. "Wait. The Shadows have asked Batman, Batman the dude who always ends up beating them, to lead them?"

Robin laughed—cackled. In the game he finally started to do the mission. "Yeah, it's a long story. Ra's is, like, obsessed with the idea that Batman would be the perfect leader of the assassins, so it has come up a couple times. He even gave Batman a sword, so that Batman could kill him with it. Ra's is weird—Hell, all of the al Ghul's are weird. Talia is in love, or obsessed, with him too. Apparently, assassin's tend to have a bit of a bat fetish."

"That's…interesting."

"You know. I didn't really need to hear that. Ever."

"You guys asked."

"Isn't the next assassin going to be a chick because didn't Juno or whatever say to Desmond that he needs to find Eve?" Wally asked. He got a confused look from Artemis. "Did you finish all of 16's missions for all the games?" he asked. The shuffling of her feet meant nope.

"Dude. What if it was the chick that killed Cleopatra? You know the one that was one of the statues at the mansion."

"That would be awesome. Chillin' in ancient Egypt, riding camels and shit."

"You're getting me excited, stop."

"That's not what you said last night."

"Nyeeew."

"What?'

"STFU, and watch me play the goddamn game."

The three of them sat in silence, once again. All they did was watch the assassin run around the screen. Suddenly, Robin accidentally killed a civilian while trying to get a guard. The game spazzed out for a second.

Killing another civilian will cause desynchronization.

"Ugh, I hate the three kill top. I always accidentally kill people," Wally moaned.

Artemis raised an eyebrow at the two boys. Why was she always the one that knew about the violent methods of the games? "You guys do realize there is a way around that?"

From the eager looks, they didn't. "How?"

"Gimme," she held her out for the controller.

Robin pouted. "No, you're gonna kill all my babies like last time." The time before that Robin had been playing Assassin's Creed: Revelations, he had been called away by Kaldur to help finish a mission report, so he asked Artemis to get him to the other side of the city. It had been a big mistake. She had sent all of his little, baby assassins out on missions, ridiculously hard missions. They all died. He didn't trust Artemis with his babies.

She rolled her eyes. "Fine, I guess you'll never know about the…special stuff."

Both the boys got a pained look in their eyes. "Just give it to her, Rob."

"But my babies…I can't lose them again."

"I won't hurt your babies."

Reluctantly, he handed the controller over to Artemis. She quickly went to the bomb making stations around the city. She quickly made a bunch of money bombs and super explosion bombs.

The boys could see where this was going.

She made her way to a huge market square and threw a money bomb. There was around twenty people crawling on the ground to get the money when she threw the next bomb. This one was a deadly bomb.

"Jesus…"

"You would be a great terrorist."

On the ground was a pile of twenty dead people. The game had only counted it as one death. She repeated the bombing a second time and got a pile of almost thirty people. "Now you go kill a guard." She killed a guard. "And your civilian kill count is reset." She went back into the square and killed everyone there. Everywhere there were so many dead bodies. The game started glitching there were so many dead bodies.

"You're a demonic goddess…"

"I think I love you…Arty, will you marry me? And then kill more people."

"Polygamy. Artemis. You can marry both of us. It's the right choice."

"A joint wedding will do."

"Double the love."

"Double the fun."

Suddenly, Conner walked into the room. He noticed the dead people on the screen and how Robin and Wally were both basically on top of Artemis—well; Robin was actually on top of Artemis. Wally had grabbed her hands, and he rested his head on Robin's chest so he could look up into her eyes. "What's going on in here?" Conner asked.

All three of them nearly jumped out their skin. "Desmond?"

A/N: (Again). Sorry, but Conner reminded me. Did you guys see how Conner came into the gym in Misplaced with a BROWN HAIRED LITTLE BOY, A BLACK HAIRED LITTLE BOY, AND A BLONDE HAIRED LITTLE GIRL? Could that maybe be BART, TIM, AND CASSIE? Please let this be true!