A/N: I'm done angsting. Ignore the shittyness that was the last chapter. It was an intro for a soon to be arc. A little birdy has been begging me for another Zelda one and here we go. This is all a true story. I was the Robin and my friend was the Wally. And yes. I did flap my arms around and jump on my bed when I was flying the bird. I love you guys. Thanks for all the reviews and love.

BTW, Skyward Sword was unintentionally extremely difficult.

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

"This is shit."

Wally continued to laugh as the Boy Wonder, Robin, struggled to fly in the game. It was supposed to be a simple task. Or at least that was what the game was leading it to be. It was just too ironic for Wally to handle. Robin couldn't fly. He was also the boy who always made fun of Wally when he had troubles with menial tasks in games. "You need to gain some altitude," Wally suggested, trying not to snort as he laughed.

"No shit. Wouldn't have guessed that," he grumbled and continued trying to fly. He ended up doing some retarded thing with his bird looking like it was having an epileptic seizure—no, just a regular seizure. "Jesus. They made this be difficult on purpose. I hate this."

"Dude, just let me get us to the green light teleported thingy. We don't have all day for you to screw everything up," Wally said, trying to take the Wiimote from Robin.

Robin's eyes widened behind his glasses. He did the first thing that came to mind—he smacked Wally in the face with the Wiimote. "I will get us there—"

"Even if it takes all day?"

He deserved that smack.

"I thought this was supposed to be a special bird. All it does is this stupid stalling shit."

"I've never heard you swear so much."

"That's because birds are supposed to be badasses—this one is just a plain ass," Robin grumbled. They had probably spent about forty minutes waiting for Rob to actually get a hang of flying. Wally had done the beginning of the game, so he had gotten the step-by-step tutorial and knew how to do all the cool tricks. Robin…he wasn't as cool. If the bird could die, it would have by now. Robin had already gotten three game overs from falling off the bird—"Maybe this button is the right—shit!"—and forgetting to call his bird when jumping off the side of the island.

Let's just say that Robin wasn't good at flying.

When it came to games like Ace Combat or Warhawk, he couldn't play them because the flying aspects of the games were just too hard. He couldn't fly in games; not airplanes, birds, griffins, Pegasusi, or anything of the sort. He just couldn't fly.

Wally and Roy liked to make fun of him for this.

Thank God Artemis hadn't found out about his inability to fly.

Robin continued angsting in the couch while his bird just stalled and didn't move. The game finally decided to give the poor boy a hint.

To gain altitude, shake the Wiimote.

Rob shook the Wiimote, but nothing happened. "The game is lying!" Robin shouted. He kept on shaking it. Accidentally, hitting Wally, of course.

"I don't think inanimate objects can lie, or talk."

"The game is cheating."

"The game's cheating?"

"The game is freaking cheating."

"Cheating?"

"Yes, now shut the hell up."

The cheating game continued cheating until Wally couldn't take anymore of Robin's bitching and moaning. "Act like you're hitting your knee with the Wiimote."

Rob gave him the infamous Batglare. "You just want me to get hurt," Rob snorted.

"Try it or stop whining."

Rob did what he said, hitting himself with the Wiimote.

To his chagrin, the bird actually flapped its wings and gained some altitude. "You've got to be kidding me…" Rob did it again and again and again. Who cares if he gets a bruise! He can fly!

Then, Robin decided to try a new tactic, flapping his arms like a bird.

It wasn't exactly graceful, but he was now soaring through the air. He was never going to be that shitty bird at the bottom the clouds that kept on stalling like a retarded tricycle with five wheels. He was going to fly. He was the beautiful, glorious Robin, and he can fly!

He accidentally hit Wally in the face a couple of times with his flapping. "I'm flying!" he shouted.

"Dude," Wally said, dodging another fling of the arms that totally wasn't suppose to intentionally hit him. "That's amazing. Now go to the forest temple. We have to beat the boss."

"I can fly. I've never been so happy in my entire life!"

"Well, I'm glad you're easily pleased can we please go—"

"Wally. Let me have my moment."

Robin must have flew around the entire map at least eight times because he finally—nope, he wanted to go around again. "I am the bird. I am the beautiful, glorious bird that is Robin."

"Dude, did you steal some of Roy's heroin?"

"What?"

"Never mind. I didn't say anything."

"So where am I supposed to go?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe the huge, giant, green beam?"

"You don't need to sass me."

"Oh, I'm the sass master."

"Whatever dude."

So the Bird and the annoyed speedster started making their way to the forest temple to finally take on the boss. They had run into some difficulties the last time through, so Wally made them go back and get a jar so they could store fairies in it. They hadn't even made it to the boss yet. "Do you want to do the boss or—"

"I'm on a roll! I'm gonna do the boss!" Wally didn't expect anything else. He was just glad Rob wasn't still on the clouds sulking his butt off.

He was on a roll until he had to put the key in the door. "So I press A and then move the Wiimote around until the key fits?" he asked.

"No, the game's lying to you."

"Shut up." Robin started moving the key around. No matter what position he tried the key in; it wouldn't fit. "This is shit. This game is not hard; it just wants to make you bald because of how freaking annoying it is. I hate life. I hate this game. I hate puppies," Robin seethed.

Why couldn't this game just be nice to him?

Why was he being so emotional?

After ten minutes of trying—and crying—he finally got the key in the hole. The cut scene started and the evil dude Ghirahahaham or something like that popped out. He went behind the main character, Link, and licked him with his snake tongue. Both the boys screamed in disgust and made faces at the TV screen.

"Oh God! Dude, he just licked you!" Wally shouted. He didn't know whether to be disgusted or amused. The main baddie had just licked Link one the face with his snake tongue.

"He just raped my face."

"Link needs a rape whistle."

"Jesus. I really hope the game doesn't follow this awkward awkwardness through the entire game…"