YEAH I'M FINALLY DONE WITH CHAPTHER 2! NOW Y'ALL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!

:Hakudoushi is life!:

:S. Devilin:

It was a normal day. A train going 500 miles per hour leaving Tokyo to Osaka. It was a pretty safe trip, but unbeknownst to neither the conductor nor the passengers…THE BRIDGE WAS OUT! Realizing this a little too late, the conductor tried to stop the train. He pulled the lever to stop the train…but it failed. Everyone started screaming when the conductor announced that they were all doom. All seem lost, until…

DADAD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"ALBINO LAD TO THE RESCUE!" Announces our hero, swooping out of the sky riding his trusty steed, Pony the Flaming Horse (see, Entei gets an alias, too)!

"AND MISS GOLD STAR DOING SIDEKICK THINGS!" Exclaims his partner, flying right beside him. They both arrive at the scene of the problem. The Train of screaming people was almost at the open gap of the bridge.

"Holy Gaping Holes, Albino Lad!" exclaimed Miss Gold Star, pointing at the broken bridge. (A/N: If you've seen THE first Batman show in live-action, then you would know how corny it was…) "That bridge is broken, and that train is about to fall through the hole!"

"Never fear, citizens I do not know!" Albino Lad stated (to no one in particular), "Albino Lad is here to save you! Hi-ho Pony!" Horse flew to another bridge nearby faster than you can say "Nobunaga" and ripped off the tracks on that one, leaving a hole there, too. He quickly placed the tracks onto the first broken bridge. Miss Gold Star, with her Heat-Laser Red Grading Pen, melted the ends of the new tracks while Albino Lad jumped off of Pony and stopped the train by pushing against it. The train stopped an inch before it touched the new tracks. The conductor and the passengers howled with cheer and praise. Some stuck their heads out the train windows just to see their savior.

"HOORAY ALBINO LAD!" They cheered, as Albion Lad and Miss Gold Star flew away from the train.

(An Hour Later…)

Back at home, our young hero stands in the kitchen, yawning. Shirabe comes up to him and bent over to meet her son's adorable psycho face.

"…Hmph. How can you be tired if ya ain't got a job?" She asks suspiciously, arms akimbo.

Hakudoushi gave her one of his looks (that seems to attract older women…). "I'll have you know, mother, that my life is tiresome."

"…You're six."

"If YOU were six, YOU would say the same thing." He stated, getting in her face. They stared at each other for about ten seconds, and then Shirabe stood up straight and brushed down her Jessica Rabbit-style dress.

"Mmm…maybe you're right. But I ain't got time to mess with ya, right now, dear. One of my "employees" won't give me my money, so I gotta go down to my brothel in Level Five." She walked out the kitchen, and then her head popped out from around the wall. "Oh, Hakudoushi, darlin', watch Shiji while I'm gone, m'kay?"

"Shiji? That's Kagura's job!" Hakudoushi whined.

"It's EV'RYBODY'S job. The less he kills himself, the better. Bye, baby." And with that she left.

Hakudoushi slouched a little, and looked down just to see Shiji himself. Shiji was his youngest brother, who just so happened to look older than Akago (because Akago can never get out of his baby stage). He was a true albino (powder-white hair, blood-red eyes), and the most suicidal Emo child in the entire universe and then some. Every second he's trying to kill himself, or crying, or both. No one knows why he's SOOOOOOO Emo SOOOOOOOOO early, as if he was born to die. The parents of dear Hakudoushi and Shiji argue,

"I don't understand…I just had him!" Shirabe cries. "Why is he so Emo?"

"He got it from you…" Naraku replied. "You hate everybody and everything."

"Or maybe he got it from YOU 'cause you keep broodin' over Kikyo, even though EVERYBODY including me, that you're seeing her when my back is turned!"

"So…we're both to blame…"

"You bet your primate ass it is!"

…

Anyway, Hakudoushi looked down at a whimpering Shiji and snatched the bottle of cyanide he had in his hand.

"You're a freak." Hakudoushi mumbled. Shiji just started bawling, until his crying was abruptly stopped by a strange beeping sound. Hakudoushi looked down to see one of those ridiculous clown buttons on his kimono were flashing on and off as it beeped. He pulled it off and put it up to his ear. The button sprouted an antenna.

"Yo, what's up?" Hakudoushi said into the button. Shiji stared at him. "What? You have never seen a button-phone before?"

"Haku-chan!" Said Miss Maru through the button-phone, There's a bank robbery happening downtown! We have to hurry!"

"Don't worry, I'll be right there!" He put his button back on his kimono. "KANNA! WATCH SHIJI! I HAVE TO GO TO…uh…THE LIBRARY!" And he ran off to his room. Shiji stayed on the kitchen floor, pulled out a Swiss Army knife, and started to slit his tiny wrists.

Hakudoushi was in his room, changing into his hero's costume inside his movie-star sized closet. His outfit consisted of white jumpsuit with his emblem (a large AL in a Superman style) on his chest and tight red superhero-underwear over it. Over his eyes was a red mask to hide his secret identity from everyone…especially his mother. A portal leading from his room to Earth opened up for him and Entei.

"Come, Pony!" Hakudoushi/Albino Lad exclaimed, "THERE'S EVIL AFOOT!" He hopped on Pony/Entei and the two of them went through the portal to meet Miss Gold Star.

(At the scene of the crime)

Miss Gold Star and Albino Lad crashed through the wall of the You Are Totally Broke National Bank. There they find an open and half empty vault, tellers bound and gagged and the criminal and his baboon henchmen with bags of money.

"Albino Lad!" said the mastermind, in totally shock.

"NARAKU?" Albino Lad shouted in surprise. "YOU'RE ROBBING YOU ARE TOTALLY BROKE NATIONAL BANK?"

"How do you know my name? Anyway…that's right! And you can't stop me, Albino Brat!"

"Oh yeah? Maybe I can! With the power of…THE INTERNET!" He presented a disk that came from nowhere.

Naraku and his baboon spawn just stood there, confused. "Where did that come from? You don't have pockets!"

"On this disk are 48-hours worth of you and mom doing 'IT'!" He scooted up to Naraku and whispered "Doggy-style…"

Naraku shrieked. "Hey! How? What? I mean…The only person in the world who has that kind of footage is…HAKUDOUSHI?"

Albino Lad/Hakudoushi froze in surprise. Miss Gold Star covered her mouth to stop herself from shrieking. "I knew it! Come on…Albino…boy…chick-magnet…It's not Akago or Shiji…"

Hakudoushi had been found out! What will our hero do now?

"Alright Naraku! You found me out…but I have a proposition for you!" Albino Lad/Hakudoushi stated.

"What, boy?"

"Okay, if you don't tell ANYONE especially mother my secret identity and surrender the money, I won't post this homemade porno on the internet."

"DEAL! J-just keep your promise and I'll keep mine! I SURRENDER!"

"Justice is served!" Albino Lad exclaims, raising his fist outward.

"Thanks to the power of BLACKMAIL!" Says Miss Gold Star, raising her fist also.

TO BE CONTINUED…