This was posted later than i wanted it to be...the site was being a bastard...

READ THIS! IT HAS YAOI...AND SESSHOMARU...AND MORE SESSHOMARU!

:Hakudoushi is gunna get ya, sucka!:

:S. Devilin:

"…I-I'm sorry Haku-chan…" Miss Maru wheezes over the banana phone. "I can't come to teach and fight crime…"

"Why not?" Hakudoushi asked, almost yelling into said ridiculous phone.

"Because this cold is really…riding me…"

Hakudoushi gave the banana phone a disgusted look. "But, you're a teacher! You're not supposed to be sick! There's evil afoot! We have to fight for the Greater Good!"

"I'm the Greatest Good she'll ever have!" Said the voice of some guy over the phone.

"…Who was that?" Hakudoushi questioned, narrowing his already narrow eyes.

"Shhh! Chase, dear!" Miss Maru's voice said.

"You were having sex, weren't you?" Hakudoushi exclaimed.

"No! I mean, yes—I mean…PHZZZZZ-PHHHZZZ! S-so-PZZZZZZ-Sorry! I can't-PHHZZZZ—you're-PHZZZ-break-PHZZ -ing up! PHZZZZZ!" And then she (or rather Chase) clicked off. Hakudoushi got mad and started cursing his banana phone. Kagura came up to him angrily and snatched the banana out of his hand.

"Quit talking to that banana, you little brat!" Kagura growled, "it's time to go to school!"

(At school!)

Hakudoushi sat at his desk, grumpy. But he figures it's not that bad. At least he'll have more fun during class now. But he wonders who his substitute teacher? And then that's when HE arrived…

All of a sudden, the door opened and this strange bright, white light came pouring through the door. A choir was heard, singing "HALLELUAH! HALLELUAH!" from out of nowhere, and this tall, handsome, yet still funny-looking man stepped into the classroom. He glided (walking is for peasants) toward Miss Maru's desk and slammed a bunch of books down on the desk, grabbing everyone's attention.

"Class, I am your new substitute teacher…" he began. "I am…

"THE EVIL TOTALLY HOT SEXY TEACHER MR. SESSHOMARU!" And the angels sang as he said his name. The class turned their heads in wonder where that came from.

The class was silent. A boy raised his hand and asked, "Do you have a nickname?"

Sesshomaru jumped in front of the boy and landed perfectly on his feet (A/N: Why do you all HAVE to make him so PERFECT all the time?). "NO!" He screamed. "You will address me as,

"THE EVIL TOTALLY HOT AND SEXY TEACHER MR. SESSHOMARU!" (The angels sing again) "And since you dared to question my name, I'm going to send you out of here, FOR GOOD!" Sesshomaru grabbed the boy by the collar and threw him out of the third story window.

"Who else wants some?" Sesshomaru asks. No one says a word. "Good! Now let's start the lesson." Sesshomaru went to the chalkboard and touched a piece of chalk. He was disgusted went some of it came away onto his "beautiful" fingers. "Hmph! I am too good for this impudent piece of chalk! One of you! I need you to write on this…board for me. I don't want to get my hands dirty…" He pointed to some other boy in the class. "You! Write this down: 12x125. You have one second to solve!"

"But we're in first grade!" cried Ramona.

"We don't know multiplication!" Added Richie.

"What's multiplication?" Asked Stinky.

"I got the answer!" Said Hakudoushi.

"Except for him…" muttered Mimi.

"The answer is 1,500!" Hakudoushi exclaimed. Sesshomaru looked mad.

"WRONG!" Sesshomaru yelled, even though the answer was right.

"But, he's right, though..." said the boy at the board, Paco.

"NO! HE'S WRONG! IF I SAY HE'S WRONG, HE'S WRONG!" then he looked up in the air saying, "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No...it's SUPER F!" A piece of paper with a red cape and a giant red f with "SUPER!" written above it whizzed in the air and landed on Hakudoushi's desk. Hakudoushi's eye twitched. He never gotten an F before. Why, he was the most perfect little boy in the universe (or so mother says...)

Paco looked up at the clock on the wall. It was 9:30 A.M. "The evil and totally hot and sexy Mr. Sesshomaru?" He says, before he was interrupted by more angel music, making the class look around again. "It's snack time."

"…Fine then…" Sesshomaru scoffed. "Line up, you unworthy midgets." As the children lined up (with Hakudoushi in front of course), Sesshomaru pulled out a bag of cookies. He took a cookie, smashed it, and put the cookie bag away. He gave everyone a crumb so small a flea would say that wasn't very filling.

"Can I have another cookie?" Lulu asked.

"NO! Make it last! This is good for you!" Sesshomaru stated, looking snooty.

"My cookie crumb tastes funny…" Complains Tomas.

"It's tofu and prune!"

The class up-chucks their cookie crumbs. Tofu and Prune? NASTY! The bell rang for the children to leave for recess, however Sesshomaru blocked the door.

"Where do you think you're going?" Sesshomaru asked, crossing his arms.

"…To…recess?" Hakudoushi said.

"Hah! You will not partake in such ridiculous things as your so-called recess! You will stay here and work until you are almost as smart and fabulous as me!"

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Went the class.

(Later)

While the class was silently struggling reading "War and Peace" in under five minutes, with Sesshomaru admiring himself in a mirror, Hakudoushi tried to devise a plan. So far he tried outsmarting him with logic, out running him and some other stuff I'm too lazy to mention.

'He's so perfect; I can't get rid of him!' Hakudoushi thought, hiding his face from Sesshomaru. 'He's so cruel and heartless, too. I wonder what happened to him?' And that's when Hakudoushi's memory was jogged in the most opportune time.

"The evil and totally hot and sexy Mr. Sesshomaru?" Hakudoushi said, raising his hand. "Can I use the bathroom?"

"Is it an emergency?" Sesshomaru grumbled, putting down his mirror.

"Yes!" Hakudoushi started dancing.

"Hurry up…" Sesshomaru grumbled, looking back into his mirror.

In the bathroom Hakudoushi quickly went into the stalls to change. "Sesshomaru is going to get his! Or my name isn't…"

He jumps out the stall in a French maid's dress. "ALBINO LA—WHOOPS! Wrong costume…sorry folks." He jumps back into the stall, changes into the right outfit and hops out as…

"ALBINO LAD! And with my trusty shoe phone, I'll call the one person who can stop that narcissistic meanie!"

Meanwhile in the classroom…Sesshomaru was torturing the children even more with trigonometry, until suddenly, swooping out of the sky and crashing through the window was:

DA DADA DAAAAAAAAA!

"Who the hell are you?" Sesshomaru asks, pulling out Tokujin.

"ALBINO LAD!" the kids know!

"That's right, Sesshomaru! I'm Albino Lad and you're teacher's license to torture is about to be revoked!"

"Spare me the cheesy puns!" Sesshomaru said, springing into action. " You can't stop me!"

"No, but I know someone who can!" Albino Lad stated. "You can come in now!"

Sesshomaru stopped in his tracks and gasped. "Naraku?"

Naraku looked peeved. "You are in desperate need of therapy. Stop torturing these children and get help!"

"But my love…" Sesshomaru whimpered. "I just want you to come back to me. I-If you do, I'll give you more space when you need it and I'll promise to be good!"

"No! Our relationship was over, and it'll always be over! I'll just take you to the counselor's office and you can discuss all your problems there…"

"Will you be there with me?" Sesshomaru giggled, grabbing Naraku's hand and kissing it.

"No way, I can't be seen with you! I'm totally straight now!" Naraku grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and dragged him out of the room. "I'll see you later son—I'm sorry—Albino Lad."

"Thanks Mr.!" Albino Lad said, waving his had goodbye. The class just stood there, a bit bewildered. Probably because they never seen a gay couple (that used to be) anymore.

"We have no teacher…" Tomas said.

"What do we do now?" Says Stinky.

"Well, first graders!" Albino Lad/Hakudoushi began, "I Albino Lad, defender of everyone one and up, will allow you to leave early to enjoy yourselves…with NO HOMEWORK!"

"HOOOORRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Screamed the children. The lifted their hero up into the air. "YAY ALBINO LAD!"

TO BE CONTINUED