Sakura was running. Sakura was running faster than she had ever before. She had to save her slightly dramatic, slightly over emotional and slightly exagerated friend, Deidara's life.

Sakura had been having a fine and dandy time shopping with her friends, who she really didn't see enough of, she'd bought a few things (her favourite being a bright red studded dog collar she had gotten a few laughs out of) things had gone great, until a certain phone call.

Sakura had been happy to learn from Hinata that her bestfriend, Deidara, hadn't panicked too much without a word from her for days, but that sooned turned too utter fear when she found the man had taken it upon himself to visit Sakura's new focus of affection, Love.

She'd left in a hurry with no other word's than "Sorry." and " Goodbye." leaving a confused duo behind her, unaware of the murder that could be happening right that second. And what was worst of was Sakura had no way of knowing who would kill who.

Deidara with his jealous and childish nature or Love with his, well, insitnct to kill whatever threaten's him or his possession's, something, much to Sakura's chargin, he had taken to calling her. 'Who knew feeding and caring for something automatically made you it's possession?'

She wasted no time in running up the flight's of stairs to her apartment, she'd had a brief second where she'd thought perhaps nothing would go wrong and that they'd get to know eachother like normal civilised people, but then she'd heard a shrill yell that sounded disturbingly like Deidara, followed by an angry growl that no doubt belonged to-

"Love!" Sakura yelled. The two men before her froze, forgetting thier anger a moment they turned too see a very out of breath Sakura gazing at them angrily. "Love! Put Deidara down, now."

Gaara slowy lowered the odd blonde man to the floor, removing his grip from the man's shirt he turned to Sakura, hoping an explanation for being jumped on.

Sakura simply stood frozen stuck between two expecting pairs of eyes and for a moment considered just walking away, but thought better of it. So slowly and as calmly as she could she said "Love meet Deidara, Deidara meet Love. Now Deidara, please, step away from the angry and mildly dangerous guy so we can talk about this?"

Deidara however couldn't step away from Gaara, because shortly after the words left Sakura's mouth he had already passed out, cold. Sakura sent a glare toward's Gaara but rather than look apologetic or regretful he looked oddly pleased, Sakura just sighed, 'What am I going to do with these idiots?'

I know again it's short and again it took forever and a day to update but here it is :)