CHAPTER 2: A TRIP TO THE MALL!!!
2 hours later….
"Well, Hidan and Kakuzu are gone" Itachi said walking over to Kaori and Deidara sitting on the couch. "all done!" Kaori said showing Itachi the new Deidara. Itachi took one look at him and busted out laughing. "do I really look that bad, un?" Deidara asked. Then Sasori walked into the room. "Wow!, who is that Sexy B*stard!?" Sasori asked running into the room and sat down right beside the person he thought was a girl. "hey, what's your name?" Sasori asked. Deidara sighed. "Deidara, un" Sasori eye's went wide. "hey, you know there is a Deidara in the Akatsuki too! And he speaks… just… like ……..you.." Then Sasori stopped. "OMG! I think im gonna puke!" Sasori said running into another room. 'I cant believe I hit on Deidara!' Sasori thought in the bathroom.
In the living room. Itachi was still laughing his *ss off. "Deidara-chan, here" Kaori said handing him an outfit. "huh?" Deidara said looking over the outfit Kaori gave him. "but Kaori-chan, it's a dress, un" Deidara said. "no, it's a….um…ninja outfit!' Kaori said. "oh" Deidara said putting on the dress.
"well, Deidara-chan, lets go to the mall! Itachi do you want to come?" Kaori asked. Itachi stopped his Laughing fit. "sure…I gotta see this" Itachi said smirking. Deidara got off then couch and went walking with Itachi and Kaori.
When the three got to the mall, Kaori spotted Naruto. "Hey! Naruto!" Kaori yelled waving her hands in the air. Naruto turned around. "oh, hey Kaori-chan!" Naruto said running over to her. " hey, who is that cute girl?" Naruto asked pointing at Deidara. "oh, he's Deidara" Kaori said smiling. "HE?!?!" Naruto yelled. "yeah" Deidara said. "oh, wait Deidara, aren't you the one who kidnapped Gaara?!" Naruto asked getting into Demon fox mode. "uh" was the only thing Deidara could say. Then Naruto tackled him. "ahh! Help, un!" Deidara yelled Itachi and Kaori just stood there laughing. Then a police ninja showed up. "hey, young man, I am giving you a ticket for beating up a woman!" Naruto got up and took the Ticket. Kaori and Itachi were still Laughing. "um, officer, my friend here that you said was a girl, Is actually a boy" Kaori said. The Officer sweat dropped. "oh, well, um young man you don't have to pay anything. But you, you young cross dresser now get the fine!" the officer said handing Deidara the Ticket. Deidara sighed.
"Kaori-chan, why did you tell him I was a boy, I could have avoided this ticket, un" Deidara said in annoyance. Kaori didn't say anything. "Kaori-chan!" Kaori heard a voice. She turned around. "dang it, its Sasuke!, hide me!" Kaori said Hiding behind Itachi. Sasuke ran up to them. "Itachi, have you seen Kaori-chan?" Sasuke asked his older brother. Itachi shook his head. "but I soo, saw her!" Sasuke said annoyed. "no, you didn't Sasuke" Itachi said. "hmm, well bye, Itachi" Sasuke said disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"why are you so afraid of my brother?" Itachi asked. "Because since we were little he has had a crush on me because I was the only one who didn't like him in our class, and since I left Konoha as a missing ninja he has been trying to track me down, then I heard from Naruto that Sasuke has become a missing ninja, later, plus I believe that he has joined Orochimaru" Kaori said shivering when she said Orochimaru's name. "oh" Itachi said in response. They turned around. "um ,where's Deidara?" Kaori Asked.
Where ever Deidara is….
"leave me alone, you pervy sage!" Deidara yelled. "no, I need my research!" Jiriya said. "well ,I don't know what kind of research you want but I don't think I have it because im a Boy!" Deidara yelled. Jiriya went wide eyed. "WTF! Why are you dressed as a girl?" Jiriya asked. "hmm, Kaori-chan" Deidara said. "um, did you say Kaori?" Jiriya asked. "yeah" Deidara said. "Omg! She's like evil!" Jiriya said "duh, I am too, un" Deidara said then covered his mouth. "wait your in Akatsuki?!" Jiriya asked then summoned a toad. "die Akatsuki member!" Jiriya said. Then Kaori and Itachi appeared before them.
Kaori sighed. And pulled out her butcher knife. And chopped off the summoned toad's head. "Hahaha! You'll never defeat me Jiriya-sanin!" Kaori yelled then Disappeared with Itachi and Deidara in a puff of smoke. When they re-appeared they were back at the hideout.
"wow, that was close, un" Deidara said exhaustedly then took a seat on the couch. Itachi sat down to. "yeah, I cant believe everyone thought you where a girl, you are an UGLY girl" Itachi said. "what are you saying?! I wont make a good girl!?, un" Deidara yelled. "no, im just saying they are fool's to like you" Itachi said simply. "im to exhausted to argue Uchiha, un" Deidara said.