Akatsuki Comedy

by Hidansgirl90

this is the only akatsuki drama humorful story u will ever need. Disclaimer: the only people i own are Kaori and Akira p.s. This story had previously been updated 4/2/10, now it's updated 6/5/10 because Summer breaks on it's way!

3. Sasori, Gay?

CHAPTER 3: SASORI, GAY?!?!

"well, Deidara im gonna go visit Sasori, bye" Kaori said before she walked to the back though a hallway and opened a door that had Sasori's name on it. Kaori didn't bother knocking she just entered. "Hey Sasori-san!" Kaori said rather loudly. "eeep!" Sasori said then hid under his cover's. "um, Sasori what are you doing?" Kaori asked pulling the cover's off his head. When she pulled it of she saw something horrible. "Ahhh! Sasori why are you wearing barrettes?!" Sasori looked up ashamed. "im a closet gay" Sasori said quietly. Kaori smirked "so who do you like in Akatsuki?" Sasori looked up. "Deidara's a Sexy b*stered!" Sasori said. Kaori's mouth dropped "so you acted like you didn't like when he was dressed as a girl?" Kaori asked. Sasori silently nodded. "you hafta tell him" Kaori said "I don't want to" Sasori said taking the Barrettes out of his hair. "hm, okay well im gonna go torture Kisame" Kaori said before leaving.

Then Kaori went walking down the hall "where are you fishy boy?" Kaori asked then she found his room "Bingo!" Kaori said before opening his door. When she opened it she saw Kisame standing in his room kissing his pet goldfish. "WTF!?" Kaori said startling Kisame which made him drop his fish. "noo, Glodie you where so young!" Kisame said sulking. "um, well im gonna go I guess this is torture enough" Kaori said before leaving the fish boy alone to dig a grave for Glodie.

Kaori made her way back to the living room. "hey Itachi, where's Deidara?" Kaori asked "he went to work" Itachi said. "um, where does he work?" Kaori asked "the gay bar" Itachi said. Kaori's jaw dropped. "so everyone here has a job?" Kaori asked. "hn, yeah" Itachi said. Kaori grinned "where do you work?" "hn, I work at an ice cream factory" Itachi said ashamed. "how much do you get?" Kaori asked "hm, 25 cents and a bottle cap" Itachi said. "D*****mn!" Kaori said. "where do I work?" Kaori asked. "you work with Hidan" Itachi said. "w-where does he work?" Kaori asked scared.

"Graveyard" Itachi said. "what do you do there?" Kaori asked "kill Zombies" Itachi said. "H*ll yeah!" Kaori yelled. Then Hidan entered the Hideout with Kakuzu "what up B*tches?" Hidan asked. "nothing" Kaori said "Well, Kaori ready for work?" Hidan asked. "y-yeah" Kaori said standing up.