Pein walked down to the Kitchen to make himself something to eat. When he opened the fridge door. He saw Kaori in the Fridge sleeping with tons of empty food containers beside her.
"WTF! KAORI!" Pein yelled. Kaori woke up really fast. "huh? Oh hey leader." Kaori said wiping food from her lower lip. "KAORI! You ate all our food!" Leader yelled. "YEAAAA! Shopping trip!" Kaori yelled trying to jump up and clearly forgetting that she was in the Fridge and bumped her head. "OWW!" She yelped then she quickly got outta the fridge.
Leader was Angry. "Kaori go get all of the Akatsuki Member's and tell them to get there *sses in here now!" Leader yelled.
Kaori nodded and ran down the Hall. "ALL OF AKATSUKI MEMBERS GET UR F*CKING *SSES IN THE F*CKING LIVING ROOM FOR I GET THAT *SS!" Kaori yelled. Then like on command they all ran outta there room and into the Living room.
"What the h*ll do you want, Leader?" Hidan asked annoyed that he had to be woken up so early in the morning. "well for you f*ckin information we have ZERO food" Leader said. Kakuzu sighed. "NOOOOO. Im not spending my moneys!" Kakuzu yelled running into his room to protect his babies.
"Well, we should go now. We have two cars so we will have two separate drivers" Leader explained. "I'll drive car 1 and Sasori will drive car 2" Leader explained. Kaori sighed. "So. Sasori pick who you wanna drive with" Leader said. Sasori looked around the room for the calm people. "hm, Zetsu, Itachi, Hidan, Konan…" He began then he looked over to Kaori and smirked. "…And Kaori" Sasori said. Itachi slightly blushed at the thought of sitting with Kaori in a car. 'YESSS!' He said mentally. "So I Pick the rest" Leader said "Lets goooo!" Leader said walking out the door. Everyone else followed.
"hm, how about I arrange seating" Sasori said Smirking. "Konan. Passenger seat. Itachi. The middle. Kaori beside Itachi. Hidan on the other side of Itachi" Sasori said. Everyone nodded and sat in the car. "Hey what about us?" Zetsu asked. "You can sit on the roof of the car" Sasori said. "YAY!" Zetsu said then climbed on top of the car and relaxed.
_With LEADER_
"GET IN THE F*CKING CAR HOW EVER U WANT!" Leader yelled jumping into his seat. Everyone else complied and sat in the car. "LETS HIT IT!" Leader yelled slamming his feet on the GAS the car went zooming down the road. EVERYONE was screaming. EVEN Kakuzu and his Money.
_WITH SASORI_
"are you all ready?" Sasori asked. Everyone nodded. "then lets go" Sasori said starting the car. The ride was really relaxing. So relaxing that Itachi fell asleep. Then he started talking. "I love you soo much Kaori…..you are the best thing in my life…..you are soo hot!….I loved that kiss…..kiss me now" Then Itachi pulled his face close to who he imagined was Kaori. "AAAAHHHH! WTF! Itachi!" Hidan yelled then pushed him back. Itachi then woke up. "huh?" He asked. "you have a nice sleep? Kaori asked with a smirk. "huh? Oh uh yeah" Itachi said blushing. The long ride continued and Kaori was next to fall asleep. She started to Cuddle with Itachi. Itachi's blush grew.
_WITH LEADER_
"!"
_WITH SASORI_
"this is nice and relaxing" Konan said. "yeah. Uh where's leader?" Sasori asked. "he cant drive" Konan said. "oh, I feel bad for who's riding with him" Sasori said
_WITH LEADER_
"!" the screams continued. "hey, lets open the windows!" Leader yelled. Then the windows flew open then all Kakuzu's money left with the wind. "!" Kakuzu wailed.
_WITH SASORI_
They finally arrived at the Market. They all noticed that Leader's car was crashed into an old lady named Tsunade. "HEY, Leader!" Sasori yelled out the window. Leader sadly waved. And Kakuzu was looking for his money.
When Sasori found a good spot he parked and everyone got out of the car. By then Leader and his passengers where by the front door of the Market. When everyone was inside Leader split everyone in groups. "Kaori, Itachi. Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara. Zetsu, Tobi. Me, Konan. And Kisame your by yourself." Leader explained. Everyone nodded and left with there partner.
Kaori and Itachi walked around the huge store. "Hey, what should we get?" Kaori asked. "hm, how about some eggs?" Itachi asked. Kaori nodded and they both ran to the eggs. there was only one left in sight and an old lady was rushing for it. Itachi took it upon himself to get the eggs. He ran over and picked it up. Then the old lady kicked him. Making him fall to his knees. Kaori got mad and ran over and threatened the lady. "Hey, give me those eggs" Kaori said. The lady shook her head.
Kaori growled and snatched them. "HEY!" The old lady got mad and started to fight with Kaori. "um" Kaori began. "Hey, im not going to let you take those eggs" the lady said. Kaori sighed "im sorry" she said under her breath then she cut off the lady's head. Itachi looked up to the now Blood covered girl. He smirked and got back on two feet.
Kaori looked over at him "I got the eggs!" Kaori said happily. Itachi nodded. "I wonder if anyone else is having trouble" Itachi said.
_With Hidan and Kakuzu_
"D*mn you, Kakuzu" Hidan said as he watched Kakuzu pick out everything from the dollar section. "Hey, we save more money this way" Kakuzu said as he put some cheap napkins in the cart. Hidan quickly picked them up to test how soft they were and in one squeeze they crumbled. Hidan whistled and quickly put them back on the shelf. Kakuzu turned around. "Hidan, where are those napkins?" Hidan shrugged. "hm" Kakuzu said then he reached up for some different napkins "Hey! These are 45 cents!" Kakuzu said very amazed. Then he threw them in the cart.
Hidan looked down at the crusted old cheap napkins. "Blech!" Hidan said. "Kakuzu why don't we go check out some other F*cking things?" Hidan asked. "Hm, okay." Kakuzu said putting back some soda he found for 76 cents. Hidan took this time to throw the napkins back on the shelf. 'The Akatsuki better thank me for this S*it' Hidan thought. Then the two Akatsuki member roamed around the store looking for kitchen supplies.
_With Sasori and Deidara_
Sasori was trying his best to hide his blush that was slowly appearing on his face. "Sasori, un" Sasori looked over at Deidara. "I think we should shop for new clothes, un" Deidara said holding up a pair of underwear to himself. Sasori face grew the brightest shade of read possible and he had a major nose bleed it sent him across the Store. Deidara stood there baffled. Then he started to chuckle. Then he went running looking for Sasori.
_With Tobi and Zetsu_
"Zetsu-san, let's get TOYS!" Tobi yelled as he ran to the Toys. Zetsu smirked and followed Tobi to the toys section. When Tobi saw all the toys he shirked in happiness. He quickly ran over to the Matchbox cars. He saw the one he needed to finish his large collection of Matchbox Cars. But the problem was a little girl was playing with it. "Hey, Little girl can Tobi play with that car?" The little girl looked up at him. Everything was quiet for a second then….. She smacked him sending him flying through the air. "HEY! You will not do that to Tobi!" the black side yelled. "YOU MEANY!" the white side said. The little girl stuck her tongue out at Zetsu. The black side's eye twitched. "don't do it!" The white side yelled. "no! I will!" The black side said. "but your not hungry" The white side said. "ill make room" the Black side said before puking up an orange cat. "Now its TIME!" The black side yelled pointing a finger at the confused little girl. "Get her!" The white side yelled.
Zetsu charged at the little girl and opened his mouth up wide. The little girl panicked and dropped the car. "DIEEEE!" The black side yelled. As he opened his mouth wider. Then he….
_With Kisame_
"im soooooooo bored!" Kisame said as he walked around. Then he saw something that he thought he would never see again. "GLODIEEEEE!" Kisame yelled as he ran over to the fish section. The fish took one look at him and jumped outta there tanks and Attacked! "Die, Die, Die!" a little fish said. Kisame smirked and through all the fish in there tanks.
Then two rather large came over. "dude, dude, dude. We gon cut you so baad you wish we don't cut you soo baad" one fish said holding a knife. Kisame screamed and started running away. The fish followed him.
_With Leader and Konan_
Nothing was really going on. They were the only two besides Itachi and Kaori who were shopping.
_With Hidan and Kakuzu _
Kakuzu and Hidan finished there shopping and went to the front to pay for there stuff. Hidan sat back as Kakuzu paid for the stuff. "WTF! 30 dollars?" Kakuzu yelled. The cashier nodded Kakuzu sighed and handed him a credit card. The man swiped the card and shook his head. "Sir, you short by 29. 99" The cashier said Kakuzu's eye's twitched. "GIVE ME ALL YOUR F*CKING MONEY!" Kakuzu yelled pointing a gun at the man. The man complied and handed him all the money that they had in the register. "do you want the money in Quarters?" The man asked. Kakuzu was confused. "show them to me"
The man nodded and pulled out a quarter. "OOOOOHHH! It's shiny!" Kakuzu said grabbing the quarter. "so you want it in quarters?" Kakuzu nodded and the man handed him the bag of quarters.
_With Kaori and Itachi_
"Itachi what should we get now?" Kaori asked. Itachi looked over at Kaori. "I dunno" Itachi said. "How about we go over to the computers?" Kaori suggested. Itachi nodded and the two walked over to the Computers.
_With Tobi and Zetsu_
Then Zetsu….was smacked against the head by the girls mother. "What the h*ll where you about to do!" The mother asked angrily. "um.." The black side began then he ate both the girl and her mother. that's when Tobi caught back up with Zetsu. "hey, Zets…." Tobi stopped at the sight of Zetsu chewing something. "Zetsu-san what's that?" Tobi asked. "nothing" Zetsu said really fast wiping away some blood from his lower lip.
"anyways, Tobi! You can have that matchbox car now!" Zetsu said. "nah, Tobi found a new toy that Tobi likes and it's called, Lickuar" Tobi said pulling out a bottle and drinking it. "what!" the black side yelled. "THAT'S NOT EVEN A TOY!" the black side yelled again. "um. What is it?" Tobi asked. "Beer" the white side yelled. "so?" Tobi said. "you are too young" The white side said. "oh." Tobi said sitting down the liquor. "TOBI SINNED! TOBI SINNED! TOBI SINNED!" Tobi yelled running around the market.
"oh, brother.." The black side said. "yes?" the white side asked. "not you d*mn it" the black side said before looking for Tobi.
_With Sasori and Deidara_
"Are you okay, Sasori, un?" Deidara asked looking down at Sasori. Sasori blushed deeply. "uh, yeah" Sasori said before standing up. "I finished the shopping, un" Deidara said holding up a shopping bag. "okay, do you wanna go look for Itachi and Kaori?" Sasori asked. Deidara nodded. The two ninja went looking for Itachi and Kaori.
_With Kisame_
"!"
_With Kaori and Itachi_
Kaori and Itachi walked around a bit until they came across Sasori and Deidara. "Hey Dei-chan!" Kaori said waving. "hey, un" Deidara said. "we finished our shopping so we thought we might come looking for you" Sasori said. "hn" Itachi said.
"so watcha lookin for, un?" Deidara asked. "computer" Itachi said. "oooh! I want one too, un!" Deidara said running over to the computers. "can you afford one?" Kaori asked. Deidara was silent. "hah! You ain't got money!" Kaori said. "Dat don't mean a D*mn thing, un" Deidara said running over to the laptops. "after all where criminals, un" Deidara said. "well, leader doesn't want us to mess up our cover" Itachi said.
"umm. Look" Sasori said pointing to 2 over grown fish chasing Kisame around. "I think we might get kicked out anyway" Sasori said. "well, that's one thing" Kaori said walking away.
_With Kakuzu and Hidan_
Hidan and Kakuzu where walking around when Hidan saw his dream toy. "HEY! KAKUZU, YOU OLD FART! LOOK!" Hidan yelled pointing to a crane machine. "What about it?" Kakuzu asked. "it has a my little pony! It's the last one I need for my collection" Hidan said with his hand together. "your what!" Kakuzu asked. "Demolition" Hidan quickly said "oh" Kakuzu said. "SOO CAN I PLEASE PLAY! YOU OLD FART!" Hidan asked like a kid asking for candy.
Kakuzu groaned. "sure" He said. "YEA!" Hidan said happily jumping in the air then he ran over to the crane. "HEY YA OLD FART! HAND ME A F*CKIN QUARTER!" Hidan yelled. Kakuzu sadly handed over a quarter. Hidan smirked and grabbed the bag. "HA! YA OLD FART!" Hidan yelled.
Then he quickly put all the quarters in. Kakuzu cried sadly and fell to the floor like a baby crying over candy. Hidan just
laughed.
Hidan used all the money. And when there was only one quarter left he finally got the Pony. "YEAA!" Hidan shirked in happiness. "I GOT DA PONY!" Hidan yelled happily. Everyone looked over at him. "um…. JASHIN ROCKS!" Hidan yelled before running away.
_With Leader and Konan_
The two ninja heard screams and crashes. "oh, god" Leader said annoyed. "Were gonna get kicked out" Konan said. Leader nodded. "I think we should just go" Leader said. Konan nodded and finished paying for there stuff.
_With Kisame_
The fish boy continued to run until he was stopped by the manager and kicked out.
_With Kaori and Itachi_
"oh no. I think I just saw Kisame get kicked out" Sasori said. "WE MIGHT BE NEXT, UN!" Deidara shrieked "Dei-chan, your over reacting" Kaori said. "hn" Itachi said leaning against a shelf. Then they saw Hidan run there way. "YEAAAA!" He yelled happily. "Hey, Hidan, where's Kakuzu?" Kaori asked. "the old fart is cryin like a baby. Anyway. I got my final pony for my collection!" Hidan yelled. "Pony?" Kaori asked.
Hidan was silent. "HEY I WANT THAT PONY!" Sasori yelled. "NNNNOOOO!" Hidan shrieked running away from the red headed boy. "GIMME DAT PONY!" Sasori yelled. "NNOOOOOOOOO!" Hidan yelled. Soon the 2 ninja where far from Kaori's view.
"Lets go see how Tobi's doin" Kaori asked. Deidara and Itachi nodded.
_With Tobi and Zetsu_
Zetsu ran after Tobi. "Tobi! Stop it's okay" Zetsu said. Tobi stopped. "a-are you sure" Tobi asked. Zetsu nodded. "Hey! Tobi! Zetsu!" Kaori yelled. "Hey, Kaori-chan!" Tobi called. "Hey, un" Deidara said. "HEY DEIDARA-SEMPAI!" Tobi called out. "Hey Itachi" Zetsu said. "hn" Itachi said. "So, where's Sasori?" Tobi asked.
"With Hidan" Kaori said. Then Leader and Konan came running back. "Hey, we need to leave NOW" Leader said. "Why?" Kaori asked "Well I just saw Hidan and Sasori fighting over a stupid pink little pony in the video game section" Leader said.
"But can I buy some pop tarts?" Tobi asked. Leader sighed. "fine" Tobi leapt in the air. "YEA!" Then Tobi ran over to the pop tarts and bought a box of Strawberry pop tarts. "oooh! There's a surprise inside!" Tobi said happily.
"Lets pay then go" Leader said taking the box to the counter. After paying for the box they put there bags together then went to the parking lot. "Okay, everyone that rode with Sasori rides with me. And everyone that rode with me ride with Sasori." Leader said. "YEA!" Everyone yelled that ride with Leader yelled except Tobi. He just groaned.
_Everyone is in the car_
Leader took off really fast. Making everyone Scream to the top of there lungs. "!" Everyone screamed.
_With Sasori_
"Relaxing" Kisame said. Kakuzu fell asleep and was sucking his thumb. Tobi was screaming. "!" Tobi yelled. "WTF! Tobi!" Kisame yelled. "Tobi scared" Tobi said.
_With Leader_
Kaori was very tired of screaming and went to the front with Leader. And knocked him out. "WTF Kaori!" Hidan yelled. "I WANNA DRIVE!" Kaori yelled. "NOOO! YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENCE!" Hidan yelled. Kaori stuck her tongue out at Hidan. "Im driving you pigmy son of a B*tch!" Kaori yelled. Then she quickly pushed the unconscious Leader to the back of the car. Kaori quickly got to the front of the Car. "im driven!" Kaori yelled. Then she hit the gas sending the Akatsuki flying to the front of there hideout.
_With Sasori_
Tobi continued to cry as Sasori pulled up. Everyone was soon out of the car.
_Akatsuki_
The Akatsuki members went into there hideout with there groceries. When they all went to the living room the place was trashed. pop tarts and juice was everywhere. "!" Kakuzu yelled dropping to his knees. "I don't think it's thaat bad" Kaori said "it could be worse" Then she went into her room. "!" Kaori shirked. Everyone ran into her an Deidara's room. "They Broke my Butcher knife!" Kaori yelled. Everyone sweat dropped then started to run. "Some one has to F*cking pay!" Kaori yelled chasing Kisame around.
"!" Kisame shirked as he ran.
"Kaori. Stop, I found a video" Leader said. Kaori stopped chasing Kisame and quickly ran over. All of Akatsuki sat on the couch. Waiting for Leader to put the video in.