Leader slowly put In the Video the Screen buzzed and then a picture appeared.
"Hellooo. Akatsuki members. I and my henchman have destroyed your hideout and your weapons. We will continue if you don't give us what we want. Oh and you realize it I didn't say what my name was? Well I don't want you to-"
"Lord Poptart we have sprung a leak in the central area of the poptart base" a henchman said.
"Stfu! Now they know my name!" Lord poptart screamed. "sorry my lord" the henchman said.
"Anyways Akatsuki I am lord poptart and I will conquer you all. And I know your Tobi cant resist the taste of Strawberry poptarts!" Lord poptart said.
Then the video ended.
"What the F*ck was he talking about?" Hidan asked.
"I dunno but I think it involves Tobi" Leader said looking over at Tobi.
Kaori sat in the chair and was crying. "NOT MY KNIFE I HAD IT SINCE I WAS 5!" Kaori wailed. Everyone looked over at her wide eyed. "What?" Kaori asked looking at them.
Then they all heard a rustle in the groceries bags. "what the F*ck?" Kaori asked.
That's when the strawberry poptarts that Tobi bought came to life. "we will kill you!" A poptart said. Everyone exchanged looks. And laughed. The poptarts growled and grabbed Tobi. "see ya!" a poptart said then they all disappeared. "oh no! Tobi's gone!" Sasori yelled.
"YEA!, Un!" Deidara yelled. Everyone glared at him. "What?, un" Deidara asked. "look this is a crises situation" Leader said. "so what do we do?" Itachi asked. Leader stood in a dramatic pose. "we fight!" He said.
Everyone stared at leader. "What?" He asked. Everyone shook there heads. "so how will be stop him?" Kaori asked. Everyone shrugged.
~At Lord Poptarts hideout~
"Hello. Are you the so called Tobi?" The lord poptart asked looking at Tobi. "Yeah, im Tobi and im a good boy" Tobi said happily. "soo. Tobi. You are to work with us" The lord said. "no. Tobi with Akatsuki" Tobi said. "okay. Then, Tobi. If you don't want to be in my hideout then you will be a poptart man which is not a poptart man which is actually an Akatsuki by publical law in poptart town so if you don't like us you don't like pie which you don't like poptarts and Akatsuki" The lord said fastly. "okay. Tobi is not but a poptart in Akatsuki hideout so I will be a poptart Akatsuki!" Tobi said. All the followers looked over at there lord and Tobi with confused looks.
"do you even know what they said?" One poptart asked. "no clue" the other said. "So, Tobi. Your first job Is to deliver the Akatsuki a gift" The Lord said. "Tobi like surprises!" Tobi said jumping up and down. "good because this present is part of a big surprise, and that surprise will be a bombing hit" The lord said smiling.
~Akatsuki hideout~
"So I have a plan. We sacrifice there *sses!" Hidan yelled. "only you can think about that you Emo *uck!" Kaori yelled. Hidan's eye twitched. "Take that back *itch!" Hidan yelled. Kaori stuck her tongue out at Hidan.
"uh, Kaori, Hidan. Cant we settle this differently?" Itachi asked. "okay, Tachi" Kaori said. "What ever *itches" Hidan said walking away. "Deidara-kun. I just want you to know, I love you with all my heart" Sasori said. "um. Okay, un" Deidara said backing away from his partner.
"ALL OF YOU! I HAVE A PLAN!" Everyone looked over to where they heard the voice. "Zetsu?" Everyone asked looking over to Zetsu. "What's the plan?" Leader asked. "Poptart costumes !" the white side of Zetsu said holding up a poptart costume. "oh. *ell no!" Hidan yelled. "we can carve Jashin into it" The black side said.
"Yea! Im with ya. You *ssholes!" Hidan yelled happily.
"okay" Kaori said. Then she heard her door shut. Kaori quickly ran into her room. Then ran back into the living room. "WHO KEEPS TAKING MY BRA'S!" Kaori yelled.
~Else where~
"HAHA! I finally completed my collection of Kaori bra's!" Sasuke squealed throwing them into the air. "um. Sasuke, you know she's wearing one. Right? Plus she's going to buy more" Kabuto said. "Why couldn't You be gay like me!" Orochimaru wailed. "well. The collection continues!" Sasuke said pointing a finger into the air.
Then Sasuke jumped out his window to Stalk Kaori like he did every Tuesday.
~Akatsuki Hideout~
Kaori sat on the couch grumbling to herself about loss of her favorite bra's and her broken knife. "are you okay, F*ck face?" Hidan asked. Kaori glared up at him. "do I f*cking look okay!" Kaori yelled. Then she got up and ran into her room and screamed.
"Go check on her, Hidan" Leader said. "F*ck you, leader" Hidan said before walking down the hall to Kaori's room. Kaori looked over at Hidan. "LEAVE ME ALONE, B*TCH!" Kaori yelled. "Look. Leader wanted me to go check on you, you dumb B*tch *ss" Hidan said. "soo. What's the problem?" Hidan asked. Kaori's back was turned to Hidan and she was moving her fingers around. "What the F*ck are you doing!" Hidan yelled. Kaori moved and showed a tied up Sasuke.
"Why was he in here?" Hidan asked. "I caught him trying to take my underwear" Kaori said. "Um, B*tch. Girls don't call them underwear, males do. So you have to call them pa-" Hidan was cut off. "No!" Kaori yelled. Hidan smirked. "Panties" Kaori dropped to her knees.
"WHY!" She yelled. Sasuke who was tied up smirked and looked down at her butt. Kaori felt eye's staring at her she quickly turned around and smacked Sasuke. "PERV!" She yelled. Sasuke winced a bit from the tingling pain that was on his cheek.
~Itachi's POV~
I heard Kaori scream and Leader told Hidan to go check on her. So I waited then heard her yell then I heard her yell another word I never wanted to hear. 'PERV!' them my worst fears came true. Was Hidan trying to make a move with Kaori? Or better yet the girl that I loved?
~Kaori's room~
"Kaori you look so pretty" Sasuke said. Kaori growled. "um, B*tch no need for all the F*cking Violence!" Hidan yelled. Then he brought his hand down and smacked Kaori on the cheek really hard.
"Ow! that hurts!" Kaori groaned.
~Itachi's POV~
That's when I heard another shocking sound, 'Ow! That hurts!' where they? No. Hidan hates Kaori and Kaori hates Hidan. Or was it all an act?
~Kaori's room~
After being hit Kaori quickly hit Hidan. "Why bother? I love pain" He said. Kaori growled. Sasuke sat there for a moment then shrugged. "See ya! Kaori-chan!" Sasuke said before disappearing. Kaori looked over at the poof of slowly vanishing smoke. Then turned to Hidan who quickly ran over to her and pinned her down on her bed.
"Hidan! Stop! It Hurts!" Kaori yelled. "hey. Like I would let you get away with that" Hidan said. Kaori growled and tried to push him off. No luck.
~Itachi's POV~
That's when I thought my opinion was true. I heard Kaori yell 'Hidan! Stop! It Hurts!'. I couldn't take it anymore. If Hidan was doing what I think he was doing then Kaori would fall for that bastered. I quickly got up and ran down the hall stopping at Kaori's door.
I heard them whispering. I couldn't make out what it was but I was soon going to find out.
~Kaori's room~
Kaori was struggling to get free from Hidans grasp when the door slammed open. Kaori quickly looked over to the door. "I-Itachi?" Kaori asked. Itachi was mad. He had his Sharingan active and ready for a fight.
"Hidan, how could you?" Itachi asked his voice colder than ever. Hidan quickly jumped up. "Me and the B*tch where in a fight" Hidan said. Kaori nodded. "Then the sounds?" Itachi asked. "I was yelling at him" Kaori asked. Itachi sighed in relief and his Sharingan faded away.
"Oh. And Sasuke was trying to steal my underwear" Kaori said. "Don't you mean, Panties?" Hidan asked smirking.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaori yelled running out of her room.
Kaori ran into the living room. "hey Kaori-chan. What's the problem, un?" Deidara asked. "Nothing" Kaori said pouting. Soon Itachi and Hidan where in the living room.
"So. Everyone we will strike at dawn" Leader said. "Um, Pein. You don't even know where the base is" Kaori said. "HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!" Leader yelled. "Internet" Kaori said. Leader pouted. "im not a mystery!" Leader wailed.
"Well it's not anymore" Kaori said. "Um. I think I may know where there base is" The white side of Zetsu said. "Where?" Sasori asked looking at Zetsu. "Well. I kinda planted a tracking device in Tobi's underwear" The white side said. "EH!" Hidan yelled. "You stalking Perv!" Hidan yelled. "Shut up, Hidan" Kakuzu said finally coming out of his trance.
"Well we should get tracking" Kaori said. Everyone nodded.