Through the portal they saw lands of milk and cookies. Hidan took one look. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hidan screamed running around in circles. Kaori woke up. "Hey! Look cookies!" Kaori screamed then she ran over and started to eat. Then spit them out. "What kind of Cookies are these!" Kaori screamed.
"Genjutsu" Itachi said. Then appeared a land of darkness shaded over with red bloody skies and dragons.
"Now that what im talking about!" Hidan yelled. Kaori sighed. "So where do we go?" Itachi asked. "We take a left" Zetsu said. Everyone nodded then went left.
Down there they saw two door's. one said: LORD POPTARTS SECRET LAIR. The other said: OTHER HALLWAY.
"So which is the one?" Kaori asked Hidan. Itachi sweat dropped. "How about th-" Itachi was cut off by Kaori hushing him. "I know this" Kaori said. "OOOH!. How about we try the other hallway?" Hidan said. "okay" Kaori said. "Dumbnutts" Itachi said as he followed them.
When they opened the door they saw a large room. "Cooool!" Kaori said looking around. The boys followed her then they all got caught into a large cage. "AAAAAHHHH!" Kaori screamed. "You should have gone the other way" Itachi said. "Hey. It's just a cage. How could it get any worse?" Hidan asked. Then the floor slipped below them and there showed man eating sharks.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Hidan shrieked jumping into Itachi's arms. Itachi quickly pushed him down. "Im sorry. But I HATE Sharks" Hidan said. Then the cage dropped half a centimeter. Hidan screamed again.
Then the door that they first came out of opened revealing Lord poptart. He clapped. "Wow. I didn't believe you would be soo stupid. But I was wrong!" Lord poptart said. "Tobi. Come!" He yelled. Tobi entered the room.
"TOBI, UN! HOW COULD YOU, UN!" Deidara yelled. "Hi Senpai! Tobi works for Poptart Akatsuki!" Tobi said. "TRAITOR!" Hidan yelled. "Tobi is not" Tobi said. "Well. Tobi let us go so that they can rush to there doom" Lord poptart said. "Yes, Master" Tobi said following Lord poptart out of the room.