"T-Tobi, un?" Deidara asked. Tobi nodded. "B-But I thought you left" Leader said unlatching lips with Konan. "Tobi, sorry. Tobi lied" Tobi said sadly. "Oh, it's okay. Tobi" Kaori said. "Can you please f*cking let us out?" Hidan asked.
Tobi nodded and went to the controls and turned the thing off. Which made the floor close. Then the cage opened. "Thanks Tobi!" Kaori yelled hugging Tobi. "It's okay." Tobi said. "Now lets kick some butt!" Kaori yelled. Everyone nodded. Then ran out the door.
They slammed the Lord poptarts door open. "Zetsu! Do your worst!" Kaori yelled. "But im full" Zetsu said. "Well. You could empty your stomach" Hidan said. "Okay" Zetsu said as he couched up the little girl and her mother. "W-Were free!" The mother yelled running away.
"okaaaay" Kaori said. The lord poptart looked at them. "Henchmen fight!" He yelled.
Then the ceiling opened revealing many poptarts. "CHARGE!" Kaori yelled charging at them. "But Kaori-chan. What about your knife?" Itachi asked.
"Who need's a freaking knife?" Kaori asked. "I know kung fu" Kaori said. As she kicked and punched Poptarts. Hidan smirked and ran towards them. "You guys should do well as sacrifices!" He yelled as he pulled his blade out and started cutting up poptarts.
Itachi used his Sharingan to make them fight each other. Pein and Konan used the power of sharp love. Zetsu ate poptarts and Tobi joined. Deidara blew up poptarts. And Sasori used his chakra strings to make them fight each other.
Soon they where all killed. And everyone turned to the Lord poptart. "Your going down!" Kaori yelled. As everyone charged at him and used there powers. When they where finished Tobi and Zetsu ate up the body.
"Konan. Open the portal it's time to go home" Leader said. Konan nodded. "Kaori-chan. Everything said here stays here" Hidan said. "Agreed" Kaori said. Then Kaori turned to Itachi. "So, you really liked me, huh?" Kaori asked. Itachi blushed. "Um, yeah" He said. "well. I rather keep that a secret, you wouldn't want to ruin out friendship, would you?" Kaori asked. Itachi shook his head.
"Then, friends?" Itachi asked Kaori nodded and shook his hand. "Friends" She replied.
They all walked through the portal. When they where on the other side they where once again in the living room. "Soo, you won?" Kakuzu asked. Sasori looked at Kakuzu and fainted. "Yeah, we won. And Kakuzu put your mask back on" Leader said.
Kakuzu nodded and put his mask back on. "Deidara, put Sasori in his room" Leader said. Deidara nodded and picked up Sasori. He walked down the long dark hallway when Sasori woke up. "Dei-chan!" Sasori yelled happily "didn't know you loved me!" Deidara eye's widened and he dropped Sasori.
Sasori rubbed his backside and quickly got up. "Sasori, I don't like you, un" Deidara said. "Liar! You carried me!" Sasori yelled. Then glopped him. "Sasori, un get off!" Deidara yelled. "no!" Sasori yelled. Then Sasori looked into Deidara's blue eye's. "I love you, and I'll never let you go" Sasori said.
"Sasori, you have to understand, un. I just don't like you, un" Deidara said. A Tear ran down Sasori's face. Sasori shut his eye's. "Please, tell me your lying!" Sasori pleated. Deidara shook his head. "Im not, un" Deidara said.
Sasori's body fell to the ground. "Deidara, I-I d-don't understand. Y-you where s-supposed t-to love m-me. don't tell me you love….Kaori" Sasori said looking up at Deidara with a deathly glare.
Deidara's face started to sweat. "I-I d-don't love her, un" Deidara said nervously. "You stuttered. You love her" Sasori said. "I-I do not, un!" Deidara yelled. "heh, you lie too much" Sasori said before standing up and walking away.
"W-where are you going, un?" Deidara asked. Sasori looked back. "Oh, nowhere, Dei-chan" Sasori said smiling. Then he walked into his room and closed the door.
Deidara sighed. Then walked into the living room. He gained stare's by everyone. "What was that all about?" Kaori asked. "oh, Kaori. You might wanna stay away from Sasori for a while, un" Deidara said. "Wait! Did you reject him!" Kaori screamed.
"uh, yeah, un" Deidara said. Kaori ran all the way over to him. "You son of a…" and Bam! She punched him. "OWWWWWWWWWWW!" Deidara screamed as he rolled all over the floor. Hidan busted out laughing.
Kaori looked down at Deidara. "never reject someone that is gay or they assume that you like the only girl in the house that is available" Kaori said.
"Thanks for telling me that NOW, un" Deidara said in a muffled voice. Kaori looked down at him. "now thanks to you! Sasori wants revenge. And on the girl he thinks you like. So he wants to kill me!" Kaori yelled.
Then Kisame came into the room. "Fish crackers" He said. Everyone stared at him.