"HIDAN!" Hidan sat up really fast bumping his head on the ceiling. "Where am I?" He asked hazily. "Leader told us to hide in the attic" Kaori said. Hidan looked around and saw everyone in the attic.

"Why are we here?" Hidan asked. "I dunno" Akira said. "Leader is a butt munch" Zetsu said. Everyone nodded in agreement. Suddenly the door opened and leader climbed up the ladder. "hello, everyone" Leader said. "hi" Tobi said. "I have rounded you all here for a contest. The winner gets a prize" Leader said. "what's the contest?" Sasori asked. "Who ever can go the longest by staying In a room with a Tobi doll!" Leader announced.

Deidara groaned. "what do we get If we win?" Kaori asked with a slight smirk. "you will win anything you want, but only 1. Were low on our budget." Leader said. "Cool!" Tobi cheered. Kakuzu screamed in horror. "What the heck is wrong with you!" Hidan yelled. "oh, im sorry. I j-just found out, where broke!" Kakuzu wailed. "oh" Akira said. "Well, I guess that means I have to go back to work" Itachi said slumping down. "To the ice cream mobile!" Kisame yelled.

Da Da Daaaaa!

~Outside of the Akatsuki hideout~

"And we should pack lot's of fuggie booties! The kids love 'em" Kisame said storing ice-cream into the freezer. Itachi sighed, "What if my brother catches me in this stupid uniform? I'll never be forgiven" Itachi said sobbing. "Quite your crying, man" Itachi looked over and saw Kaori. Itachi quickly wiped away his tears. "I wasn't crying. I was just happy, that's all" Itachi explained. "sure" Kaori said smirking.

"Deidara just left. Oh! And I cant find Sasori. He probably works with Deidara" Kaori said. "and what about you and Akira?" Itachi asked. "I don't have to work until night fall. Akira works as a baby-sitter she claims she's good with kids. When she was a babysitter for my neighbors a few years back she got drunk and peed on the kids" Kaori said, "gross" "I know" Kaori said.

"Fuggie booties, Fuggie booties. Wanna make me shake my bootie!" Kisame sang. Kaori and Itachi started laughing. "Anyway, I gotta go. Fuggie boy and I need to sell some ice-cream" Itachi said before boarding the ice-cream truck. "See ya!" Kaori said waving as they left.

~Sound village~

"The ice-cream men are here!" a kid yelled.

"Kabuto, did I just hear someone say, iccce-creammm?" Orochimaru asked Kabuto. "possibly. But it's too late for that now. You need to take your medication" Kabuto said searching the medicine cabinets. "Can I get some Ice-cream?" Sasuke asked. "shure! And get me some Fuggie bootiesss!" Orochimaru said. "Gay" Sasuke said before leaving.

Sasuke walked down to the long line of Kids and pushed them all out of the way. When he got to the front he nearly laughed. "I-Itachi?" Sasuke asked through giggles. Itachi glared down at his little brother. "Yeah, what can I get you?" Itachi asked. "Tomato bonza" Sasuke said. Itachi sighed and searched the back. "sorry, all we have are Fuggie booties" Itachi said. "Gay!" Sasuke yelled before running away. Itachi shook his head and brushed off the comment and continued taking children's order's.

Sasuke walked to the back of the ice-cream truck and snuck in. 'I will meet my lovely Kaori!' Sasuke thought as he hid himself behind the box of Fuggie booties.

~At the Akatsuki hideout~

"yum! Fuggie booties are good!" Akira yelled licking the ice-cream. "all of you f*cking B*stered's are F*cking gay!" Hidan yelled. "shut up" Akira said. "ka-boom guess who stepped in the room!" "Takow!" Hidan responded to the comment. Hidan gave his secret handshake to the person who yelled it, and to everyone's surprise, it was Kakuzu.

"Kakuzu crack-head, you ain't cool, B*tch!" Kaori yelled walking into the kitchen. Konan walked in slowly behind her. "I wonder why Konan hasn't had any lines" Akira asked. "maybe YuhiHatake doesn't like her f*cking *ss" Hidan said.

Hey! Who said I didn't like Konan! I do. As a matter or fact I'll give her a few lines you B*tches!

"Hello" Konan said. "wow a f*cking word. You can try harder" Hidan said to the author.

Okay, how about this:

"Hey, have you seen pain, he wasn't in his room, im missing Zetsu and Tobi also" Konan said. "That's better" Kakuzu said. "Shut up you old fart only I can talk to her! Anyway that's better YuhiHatake" Hidan said.

Thank you.

"I don't know, but I saw Pain dragging around a wagon" Akira said. Hidan nodded in agreement. Then Kakuzu remembered his money. "I want my money!" Kakuzu yelled before crying. "B*tch" Hidan, Kaori, and Akira said.

~With Pain, Zetsu, and Tobi~

"Leader, a-are you sure this is safe? Tobi has a bad feeling about this" Tobi said. "relax, I got this whole thing under control" Leader said as he put the wagon on the trail at the top of the Largest mountain near the hideout. "The area is clear" Zetsu said. "good, this is going to be so much FUN!" Leader yelled.

"im not riding, im only here for Tobi's safety" Zetsu said. "Yea!" Tobi said hugging Zetsu. "gay" Leader mumbled. Zetsu shot a glare at Leader. "sorry" Leader said. "Okay! Tobi, lets ride in this wagon down that hill!" Leader yelled.

"okay!" Tobi yelled. They both hopped into the wagon. "Push us!" Leader yelled. Zetsu sighed and pushed them. The wagon started to go down the hill really fast, when something was spotted at the bottom of the hill. "big foot!" Tobi yelled. Then he jumped out of the wagon, making it un even then Leader fell out and tumbled down to the bottom of the hill.

"ssssssssssssssss, aaaaaaaaaahh, sssssssssssssssssssss, ahhhhhhh" Leader said holding onto his knee. (if you don't know that's what peter says when he get hurt on family guy) Tobi pointed at Leader and laughed. "Shut the h*ll up!" Leader yelled in pain. "well, seems no one was hurt" Zetsu said. "what! Im hurt!" Leader yelled. "no your not" Zetsu said. "But your about to be!" Akira yelled and popped out of no where.

Leader quickly stood up and ran away. "Get back here you gay *ss f*g!" Akira yelled. Tobi and Zetsu laughed. Deidara hid in a tree knowing he was next.