Kaori laid in her bed sleep sucking her thumb. When the door slammed open. Kaori jumped and looked over to see Itachi. "what do you want Tachi?" she asked with a yawn. "well, Hidans gone missing, along with Tobi" Itachi replied a bit worried. "hm, you sound worried which is not you, why are you worried about him?" Kaori asked.
"well, Hidan owed me 40 bucks and Tobi stole my only pocket picture of yo-, er I mean he stole my football" "ok, first of all, Hidans broke and it's the ninja time, footballs have not been invented you idiot!" Kaori yelled.
"Kaori-chaaaaan!" Kaori looked over to see Akira. "what do you want?" she asked. "we have a visitor!" she said happily. Kaori sighed and got up and went to see who that person was. "yo!" the visitor replied. "um, who are you?" Kaori asked. "Tasa Chiha!" the girl replied. "what the h*ll do you want b*tch?" Tobi asked from the kitchen doorway.
Everyone's eye's widened at Tobi except for Tasa. "hmm, so you're here, muthaf*cka" she said pulling out a blade. "what the h*ll is going on in here!" Pein yelled. Everyone else shrugged. "Tasa, I will….. Hug thee!" Tobi ran over and hugged the girl. "Tasa hug Tobi!" then they hugged. "what. The. H*ll, un" Deidara asked. "we don't know either, and have you seen Hidan?" Itachi asked.
"yeah, un. He's in the empty room next to Tobi's, un" Deidara stated. Itachi nodded and walked off into that room. He opened the door and saw Hidan praying. Itachi waited patiently as he locked the door. When Hidan finished he turned around, "what the f*ck Uchiha!" Hidan yelled. Then Itachi hugged Hidan. "I missed you soo much" he said softly. "missed me? Tsk, it's only been an hour, cant you hold any self control, Uchiha?" Hidan asked. "Hidan-chan, call me by my first name" Itachi said. "hmm, whatever, Weasel" Hidan teased. "Hidan-chan, don't make me punish you" Itachi replied with a smirk. Hidan smirked, "I dare you, Weasel"
_Sasori's POV_
I walked down the hallway when I heard two familiar voices. 'hmm, I wonder why Itachi and Hidan are in there' I thought. Though it wasn't like me to spy in on conversations I did it anyway. I started listening to there conversations, "I missed you" I heard Itachi say. "missed me, It's only been an hour, Uchiha" I heard Hidan respond. "Hidan-chan, call me by my first name" I heard Itachi then say. "whatever, Weasel" I heard Hidan tease. "don't make me punish you" Itachi responded. "I dare you weasel" I heard Hidan say. I blushed. 'Itachi and Hidan are gay for each other? But how? Maybe I should keep it a secret, I might as well listen longer so I don't start assuming things.
_back to Itachi and Hidan_
"prepare for your punishment" Itachi said smirking. "you will scream so loud when you witness it" Itachi said. Hidan smirked, "yeah right, I wont scream you baka" Hidan replied.
Itachi shrugged. He tied a blind fold around Hidans mouth. And pulled out his phone and put headphones on Hidan, and played Teletubbie episodes. "hmmm! No! stop! It burns! Itachi! Please stop it now!" Hidan screamed though the blindfold covering his mouth. Itachi just chuckled.
_Sasori's POV_
Sasori had a major nosebleed, 'don't tell me there, no I cant be' , another scream was heard from the room, and I quickly ran away.
_Back to Itachi and Hidan_
Itachi stopped the video when he saw Hidan drooling like an idiot. "see, I told you I can make you scream for mercy" Itachi said. "you f*cking baka, I f*cking hate you!" Hidan yelled. "yeah right, Hidan-chan" Hidan unlocked the door and ran down the hall. Itachi sighed, and walked down the hall after Hidan.
_ back to Tasa and Tobi_
"Tobi loves Tasa!" Tobi said happily while he and Tasa ate graham crackers on the carpet. "Tasa, loves Tobi too!" she said smiling. "um, didn't they just try to kill each other a moment ago?" Kaori asked Deidara. "yeah, un. But I guess it was a false alarm, un" Deidara responded. "oh" "Tobi, Tasa! Can Akira have some too?" Akira asked. "die in h*ll b*tch" Tasa said snatching a cracker away from Akira. "w-what!" Akira yelled. Deidara snickered. "Deidara, do you want me to kill your f*g cross-dressing *ss?" Akira asked.
Deidara shook his head, "no, im sorry, un" Akira smiled, "that's better"
Sasori walked down the hallway and ran into Itachi. And he blushed, "um, Itachi, can I ask you something?" Itachi sighed, "sure" "um, are you gay?" Sasori asked a bit shyly. "what! H*ll no!" Itachi replied. "umm, okay." then Sasori walked off. 'why the h*ll would Sasori think that?' Itachi thought. 'man, he's in deep denial' Sasori thought. Then he walked off to find Hidan.
Hidan sat on his bed with only pants on trying to get rid of the drool stains. "d*mn muthaf*cking b*tch *ss weasel making me get my clothes dirty" Hidan cursed. "stop b*tching Hidan" Kakuzu said before walking out. "b*tch" Hidan muttered. "hey. Hidan" Sasori asked walking in, "ya?" He asked. Sasori walked in and sat on the bed watching Hidan. He blushed, "what are you doing?" Hidan looked up and smirked, "im cleaning a d*mn liquid off my clothes that weasel made me make, you got a problem, b*tch?" Hidan asked. Sasori's blush deepened, "are you gay for Itachi?" Sasori blurted out.
"eh!" Hidan yelled. "im not anywhere close to gay! Im no d*mn f*g!" Hidan yelled. At that moment Itachi walked in. "why are you yelling?" he asked. "Sasori no Gayo thought I was f*cking gay!" Hidan yelled. "so" Itachi responded. "so? He said you where gay too!" Hidan yelled. "what! I told you I wasn't!" Itachi yelled. "you guys are in denial. I heard Hidans screams of pleasure from that empty room next to Tobi's." Sasori responded. "Gah! He wasn't f*cking me! He was torturing me! With the teletubbies!" Hidan yelled.
"oh, then why'd Tachi call you chan?" "because he's my stepbrother" Hidan confessed. "eh!" Sasori yelled.
_3 hours of explaining later…._
"wow, that's a lot!" Sasori yelled. Tachi smirked "yeah" "well, I know what I need to know byes" Then Sasori skipped out.
Hidan looked over at Tachi, "why'd you lie? Seme?" Itachi sighed, "I don't wanna be known as gay" Hidan smirked "you wont, now kiss me" then they kissed.
O.O wow, didn't see that coming. And to all Hidan and Itachi Fangirls. This has nothing to do with the story line. I just though it would be a bit cute to the Yaoi Fangirls. So don't curse me out k? cool. ^.^