Everyone had gone off to bed and Tobi and Tasa where still up. "the time has come" Tobi stated. They both stood on the two opposing walls in the living room. "now, die!" Tasa yelled pulling out her blade and charging out to Tobi.
Tobi stood his ground and pulled out a green onion stalk. When he got close he his her on the head. Then giggled. "wak a mole!" Tasa growled, "cut the sh*t Tobi!" "what muthaf*cking sh*t am I tryna pull b*tch I just wanna get that money you owe, hmm what is it now, 34 double D's?" Tobi responded. Tasa blushed. "Tobi, im sorry," she dropped her blade. "I love you" she said. Tobi smirked and removed his mask. "OMG! It's OBITO!" Tasa squealed. "im no longer Obito I am Tobi"
I know Tobi isn't Obito but I think he rather cuter than Madara so he's just Obito for the filler ^.^
Tasa ran over and hugged him. "I'll pay you the 34 double D's I owe" Tobi smirked. "TOBI'S GETTING LAID TONIGHT!" then him and Tasa ran to the closest room possible, which happened to be Pein's.
"What the f*ck!" Pein yelled as he was kicked out. "im your leader so you must obey" Tobi said to Pein. "d*mn I hate when you switch it around on me!" Pein whined, "then where will I sleep?" Pein asked. "on the floor, sl*t I know you like treating you wrong after all I found you in the back to the strip joint, *sshole!" Tobi yelled.
Pein happily got on the floor to sleep, "whatever you say pimp" Tobi smiled. "now give me 40 bucks" Pein handed him 35. "what the f*ck is Tobi gonna have to slap a b*tch!" Tobi yelled. "just let it go Tobi-kun, im gonna give you 34 D's to enjoy. That should be over the top in payment" Tasa stated. Tobi nodded "your right, now spit on the b*tch to show we care!" Tobi yelled. Tasa and Tobi spit on Pein.
"I feel loved" Pein said smiling. "now sleep b*tch!" Pein nodded and went to sleep.