Super power of the nose-hair! Dynamic smack!" Nose-hair came out of Sasuke's nose and smacked Light right across the head. "WTF!" Light yelled. Suddenly angered he called out for Ryuk. "Ryuk, apple throw!" Ryuk pulled out tons of apples and threw them at Sasuke, he quickly dodged and smirked, "you don't know my secret weapon do you?" Sasuke asked. "go ahead and tell me!" Light yelled. "L!" Sasuke yelled. L walked over to them, "hello light , I knew you where Kira. But thanks to Sasuke I now have proof" L said sucking on a lollipop.
Light shook his head in disbelief. "I-I'll kill you, L!" Light yelled as he called upon the eyes of a Shinigami. "I know your name!" Light yelled with a maniac grin plastered across his face. "your name is-"
SPOILER ALEART! To those who didn't finish the death note series!
"L Lawlet!" Light yelled as he wrote the name down. L immediately fell to the ground. Sasuke quickly ran over. "Sasuke….." L whispered. "yeah?" Sasuke asked. "come closer" Sasuke came closer. "I need….." "you need?" "I NEED MY F*CKING PAYCHECK FOR F*CKING APPEARING ON THIS STUPID *SS COMEDY!" L yelled before dieing. Sasuke cried. "NOOOOOO! I cant pay you! Im f*cking broke!" them L's ghost appeared and smacked Sasuke "I'll f*cking kill you!" L yelled before pulling out a chocolate bar and floating off with it as he passed on.
"and that's why I brought back up!" Sasuke yelled calling in the whole police corp. and Near. "surrender, Light. This game is finally over" Near said with an emotionless face. Light laughed once more like a maniac. "I will win! The world will change! I killed my father, I killed L. I can even kill you, Nate Rivers!" Light yelled. As he reached for his death note. Matsuda then shot him. Light fell to the ground. "what are you waiting for, Matsuda. Go ahead and kill me." Tears filled Matsudo's eyes "how could you be so low as to kill your own father? I should kill you now" Matsuda had his hand on the trigger. "go ahead, Matsuda, kill me" Light said smirking. "I-I cant" Matsuda said sadly. "well I can, b*tch!" Kaori yelled shooting Light in the head. Then she looked around. "why the h*ll didn't anybody tell me he was evil!" Kaori yelled. "I tried" Hidan said from behind the couch. "you would have known if you saw the last few episodes of Death note and paid attention to the situation you would have known sooo much sooner" Hidan added. Kaori sighed, "your right I just thought he was some hot actor"
"well, that's a wrap everyone, nice wor-" "he's really dead!" Near yelled. Everyone cheered. "now I can go on with my life the director said happily. "wait this was just a show?" Hidan asked a bit irritated. "part of it. The story line is acted out from what really happened to light. He re-acted the manga and he died, finally!" "so, L's dead?" Sasuke asked. The director sadly nodded. "man, this is like True Tv!" Pein yelled. Everyone nodded. "now the devil is killed, lets go everyone!" the Director said before picking up Lights dead body and leaving the hideout.
"wow, that was shocking" Everyone nodded. "well, Kaori-chan, lets hang out!" Kaori punched Sasuke. "never!" Sasuke pouted. "Ssssssassuke!" Orochimaru called. "iitsssss time for your baathhh!" Sasuke ran to Orochimaru. "bye, everyone!" Akira busted out laughing. "Itachi I didn't know your brother was gay" "he's not" Itachi said.
"okay! Who made this big *ss mess!" Konan yelled. Everyone was quite. Konan groaned. "I'll get the carpet spray"