A romance movie is playing in the theater, and a woman with giant white hair looks on pleadingly to her love interest. "Oh, Sheldonius, I gaze upon you with her, and I know what a fool I was to reject your proposal," She calls out as she sees a man and a woman on a horse. "Oh, I do love you." Jenny and Sheldon are sitting together in front of the screen. "I've always loved you."

Sheldon tears up at the confession, sniffing and wiping his nose with his sleeve. "This is so romantic, isn't it, Jenny?" He turns to 'her' and Jenny...is actually just a statue like her made with rules, a glove, and a book. He sighs as he wants the real thing. "What will it take for you to realize that you love me?"

"It took jealousy for me to realize I love you," The female lead speaks up.

"Tis good enough for me!" The man jumps down and smacks the horse's behind. It takes off with the woman and he joins the woman hand in hand. "Wilst thou marry me, Jennibel?"

"Oh, yes, yes," She says happily as the movie ends there. "A thousand times yes!" As he stares at the screen, he gets an idea.

He then slams open the doors, where his friends are standing next to the door. Both of the boys have ice cream while Amy has a smoothie. "Jenny's gonna be my wife!" He declares, Amy spitting her smoothie back into her cup. "Yahoo!" He cheers as he leaves his friends baffled.

"...What?" Amy says after processing what he said. She then hears beeping from her brooch, holding it up to her ear.

"My workshop, now!"

"Sheldon, come on..." Amy sighs as she leans against the wall, arms crossed. "I thought you were past the whole...simp for Jen thing, you know?" She waves a hand as she tries to be nice and not say what she actually means.

"What? Why would I ever give up on Jenny?" He clasps his hands together, hearts in his eyes. He flinches and then rubs his arm, chuckling nervously. He just remembered he's still got that...thing with Amy, not even a thing. More like he still sometimes feels the same way about Amy the same way he feels about Jenny.

"Are you sure you need my help? Nowadays you get all...weird, like how you are now," Amy waves her hands as she stares at him, feeling the same weird feeling right now. She snaps out of it though as he opens his closet and a bunch of pictures of Jenny fall from it. Amy raises a brow as 50 percent of them are of her as well. "Now I'm feeling mega weird."

"Huh...? Ahhh!" Sheldon looks down and realizes the photos, chuckling as he attempts moving them back into the pile, but doesn't throw them away. Which is what she would've expected him to do instead of still keeping them.

"Umm, this is just really embarrassing..." Amy mutters to herself while looking away, an awkward look on her face. Sheldon stands up quickly, hands behind his back.

"I'm not in love with you," He denies fast, sweat dripping down his face.

"Wait, what?"

"Nothing!" The boy smiles widely at her. "But of course I need your help," He moves away some stuff in his closet to reveal a safe, looking around to make sure no one sees. He turns the dial to put in the combination, pulling it open and taking out some money.

"Uh, Sheldon, you've tried that already," Brad suddenly says while looking in from the window. "Mrs. Wakeman says Jenny is not for sale."

"Oh god, déjà vu," Amy drags a hand down her face since he tried to shower her with so many gifts before Jenny came along. He even bribed her sisters with that money to try and spend some alone time with her...

"Don't you usually show up outside Jenny's window to give her unsolicited advice?" Sheldon replies to Brad in defense.

"Eh, I'm an equal-opportunity annoyer," Brad explains to the boy. "For example, ha ha ha!" He points down at the pictures of Amy. "You still like Amy? You said you were over her!"

"T-That's there for...memories of the past," Sheldon defends once again, Amy flushing a bit.

"Brad, knock it off, okay?" She says after a few seconds.

"I'm not trying to buy Jenny. I've got a better plan."

"You finally gonna give her that doohickey you've been working on all year?" Brad points to a metal hair accessory underneath a glass cage.

"Nah, gifts are old hat," Sheldon waves it off. "The thing that motivates today's woman is jealousy," He presses his hands together with a knowing smile. "So that's why I wanted to ask Amy-"

"You're bribing her to date you to get to Jen?!" Brad recoils back in shock.

"No!" Both of them shout immediately, glancing at each other.

"Jenny would never fall for that," Amy waves her hands. "And who said I wanted to get involved anyway?"

"She's not gonna date me. I need her for something else, actually."

The school bell rings the next day as Sheldon stands confidently at the entrance. "Alright, ladies..." He licks a comb to slick his hair back. "Who's ready for the new and improved Sheldon?" Every single girl stares at him and runs away screaming. As that happens, Amy walks up to the entrance, going inside and seeing the scene. One girl hides behind a guy.

"I'm a boy!" He cries out as he doesn't want to get involved. "I'm a boy!"

Pteresa is hiding in a corner and she holds up a can of presumably pepper spray. But it's labeled Nerd Be Gone. "Nerd Be Gone, do your stuff!" She sprays it onto Sheldon, who's wearing a gas mask to prepare himself.

"Hear me out!" He pleads with the girl, Amy shaking her head slowly. She had been asked to suggest girls who would be willing to put up the ruse. And the only one willing that she knew of was Pteresa, because of the incentive. "I just need ten seconds."

"You got eight," Pteresa holds up her watch.

"Okay, um...will you go out with me?" Sheldon smiles sweetly, earning a slap to the face. Amy couldn't help but snicker to herself. He's bold, she'll give him that. "I'm sorry. I mean, would you pretend to go out with me to make Jenny jealous?" He earns another slap to his other cheek. "I'm sorry. I mean, would you pretend to go out with me if I gave you 10 dollars a day?" He covers his face in case she slaps him again. Pteresa glances behind to Amy behind her, who nods.

"10 dollars?" She laughs and then slaps Sheldon once more.

"Okay, Pteresa, you've done enough to his face," Amy steps in, crossing her arms, as it's not that funny anymore...okay, maybe less funny the third time seeing it.

"Why don't you do it?" Pteresa points up at her.

"What? No!" Both of them exclaim in unison.

"Why do people—" She doesn't even finish her sentence as she closes her eyes, waving her hands. "I'm gonna explain this as simple as possible. Me not popular, you popular. Therefore he gets more attention with you than me," Amy gestures to the girl and then herself.

"Does that mean you wanna go out with me?" Sheldon stares at her in confusion and she glances behind her to glare at him.

"One teenage problem at a time."

"Um, I'll let you set the price?" Sheldon asks Pteresa, closing his eyes.

"...Fine, we'll work out the details at lunch...behind the dumpsters. Don't be late."

"Great!" Sheldon smiles, and is about to be slapped again when Amy cuts Pteresa off.

"OKAY, that's enough with the slapping! It's a deal," The brunette turns her around and pushes her off to get to class. She sighs as she turns around to Sheldon, arms crossed. "Are you sure about this? Paying her daily is gonna set you back."

"I know, but that's why you're backing me up on this," He gestures to her. "And if Jen starts asking questions, you'll be making something up to her, like my backstory with Pteresa."

"Um...if you really wanna continue going through with this, I guess I will. But just don't do anything crazy, okay?" She bites her lip, feeling...something off since he never tried doing this when he liked her. And for some reason, it bothers her more than it should.

Jenny approaches Brad at lunch. "Hey, Brad, have you seen Sheldon or Amy? He's not in his usual spot," She jerks to a dog bed next to her. Sheldon stares at them from behind the dumpsters, he and Amy waiting for Pteresa.

"I won't be playing the puppy dog today."

"We gotta talk about that one of these days...where is she, though? I'm gonna die if I have to smell this while trying to eat my lunch," Amy waves a hand in front of her nose. Pteresa approaches the both of them.

"Okay, Fido, here are the stripulations," She holds up a contract.

"You mean stipulations," Sheldon corrects her, and Pteresa hands the paper off to Amy.

"Yeah, whatever. No kissing, no hugging, no googly eyes. You can touch my hand, but each time, it costs you a buck." She then pokes his cheek repeatedly as he and Amy read it. "See, that's five bucks. As for you, you'll be coming up with our...story to make it seem more believable. It'll seem more real to people if we have a witness. But you've gotta get it approved by us first or else it'll cost you too," She points at Amy, who rolls her eyes.

"Yeah, yeah..."

"I gotcha," Sheldon winks while standing up.

"No, seriously, give me five bucks," Pteresa holds out her hand. Sheldon digs into his pocket, handing it to her. "Okay. But you can't tell anyone, or the jig is up."

"Agreed, but commendments to the agreement are an extra 20 bucks."

"You mean amendments," Sheldon stares at her in confusion.

"Yeah, whatever," She holds out her hand and he looks for more money. Amy just facepalms at the display.

Jenny touches the loose bolt from her pigtail. "The problem is that if I don't tighten it, my hearing sensor gets all screwy."

"Wow, you're right," Brad knocks a soda popper against the bottle. "You definitely have a screw loose." She grabs the popper and pops off the cap for him. "Let me try."

"No, no," She recoils back immediately, not wanting him to mess it up. "I'll just ask Sheldon. He always gets these for me."

"I suppose I'm not mechanically inclined enough," Brad retorts back to her, grabbing the soda bottle...and sticking it into his nose, eye, and then mouth. He then sucks on it for some reason like a pacifier, spitting the soda onto his robot friend. "What the-"

Everyone gasps as they see Pteresa and Sheldon holding hands while walking together. Amy is walking a few feet behind them. Pteresa has a blank look on her face as they sit down together. Someone drops their lunch, a bully drops his victim, and Vice Principal Razinsky's pants fall off. "Sheldon sitting with Pteresa?"

"Oh, he's probably helping her with her science homework or something," Jenny brushes it off as Amy goes over to sit with them. Pteresa sips her juice before being grabbed by the waist and dragged away.

"Um, no, actually, they're going out now," Amy tells her friends, Brad spitting his soda onto her next.

"What?!" The two exclaim in shock just as Pteresa is tossed into the janitor's closet. Brit and Tiff are glaring down at her.

"What do you think you're doing?" Brit demands the girl.

"Waiting in the corner, like you told me," A poor boy that's tied up in the corner calls out.

"Pipe down. This isn't about you," Tiff retorts to him.

"If you must know, the geek is paying me big bucks," Pteresa stands up, smiling and holding up her money. "And Amy is helping him without her own cut." Tiff and Brit look down at the wad with their eyes shining.

"Now, why didn't we think of that?" Tiff gasps at this. "Girl, you are a genius."

"Yes, I see a whole new wardrobe flashing before my eyes," Brit opens the door and peeks out, seeing another geek walking down the hall. "Hey there, sweetie pie."

"Hey," Tiff pushes her away. "You take the one in the closet. This one is mine. Over here, baby love," She curls her finger.

"My Captain Crush decoder ring told me this would be a fantastic day," He giggles in glee upon seeing her.

For Photo Class, the students are all holding cameras while standing underneath a squirrel in a tree. "Okay, young photographers, this is your first exposure to nature photography. Get it? Exposure?" He laughs at his joke, Jenny, Amy, and Sheldon looking on with smiles. "I slay myself."

"He shaved an elf?" Jenny asks in confusion as her hearing is still messed up. "What did he say?" Her pigtail falls in front of her face. "Hey, Sheldon, could you help me with-" She turns around to see him taking pictures of Pteresa. She poses multiple times as the two stare.

"Uh, I'll catch you later," She walks off and Amy pats her back as they leave.

"Don't worry, I'll help you out with class."

And from those photos, Sheldon gives Pteresa more money...

They're running track for gym class, Jenny's pigtail falling again. Sheldon runs past and she waves, frowning as she sees him holding hands with Pteresa. She lets go and reveals the money he's given her, smirking. Amy sighs while shaking his head.

In art class, Jenny's painting some tools while Amy paints a flower vase. The robot adjusts her pigtail, only for it to fall. Sheldon walks past her and she goes over...only to stop short as he's sculpting a statue of Pteresa. Amy looks annoyed as she glances at them, Jenny walking away. Pteresa wheels up a piggy bank for Sheldon to drop some coins into.

Jenny walks out of class, beaming at Sheldon, but he opens up his arms for Pteresa to slide into. Jenny walks away awkwardly as Amy walks past, frowning. Pteresa holds up her bag and Sheldon puts his whole credit card into it!

Jenny walks down the halls dejectedly, glancing behind her to see popular girls holding hands with nerds. The last one, Brit and the guy tied up also raises a few brows for her. She then bumps into Brad and he glances at her.

"Oh, hey, Jenny," He greets her as Amy approaches from the other side.

"I know my hearing's been bad, but are my eyes malfunctioning too?" She gestures to Jantrice and a geek walking by.

"Nah, popular girls do go for unpopular boys sometimes, but they go for the Bradster all the time," Brad brags while jerking a thumb to himself. Meanwhile, Jenny adjusts her eyes to make sure she's not seeing things.

"Oh yeah? When's the last time a girl in school was into you?" Amy raises a brow, crossing her arms. Brad tries to come up with an answer but then falters.

"...Why do you always ruin my ego?" He grunts while crossing his arms.

"Because you always play it up so much," She pats his cheek. A blonde girl walks past him.

"What's happening, hot stuff?" She slaps him across the face. "Ow!"

"But then again, you always never succeed to begin with!" Amy laughs while hugging her stomach.

"Wow is right," Jenny's pigtail falls back down. "But Sheldon and Pteresa...it's the real deal?"

"Yup...it was love at first study session," Amy bites her lip as she sweats a bit, since she made that up...

Sheldon and Pteresa come up to the girls in the library. "Oh, hi, Sheldon," Jenny greets and he spins the girl around. While spinning, Pteresa takes some money from him. "You got a minute? I know you've been busy, but there's something I've been wanting to ask you."

"To go on a date with you?" Sheldon asks and Amy just silently hopes this thing with Pteresa ends soon. "Too late. I'm dating Pteresa." He looks up as Jenny can't actually hear. "She's my girlfriend." All Jenny hears is static. "...We're going out!" Sheldon shouts into his ear. He hears a pst and Amy holds up a note. He reads it and then freezes, glancing at the librarian glaring at him. Sheldon tugs at his collar sheepishly.

"Oh yeah, I know," Jenny smiles at him.

"Yes, well, there's no need to be jealous."

"Oh my god," Amy pinches her nose at him.

"I'm very happy for you," Jenny beams at the boy.

"Huh?"

"You hooked yourself a popular girl, spawned an entire movement," She gestures to all the popular girls studying with geeks. "And inspired me. I'm gonna ask out that popular gut Sebastian," She swoons a bit, and his eyes go wide.

"Oh no—no, no, no, no, no. I-It's not as easy as it looks."

"Well, you can show me," She puts an arm around him, Amy chuckling to herself and covering her mouth while looking away.

"Oh wow..."

"We can go on a double date tomorrow night. You bring Pteresa, and I'll bring Sebastian," Jenny suggests happily, to the disbelief of Sheldon. "We can go to Amy's job at Tony's Vista Bella!"

Amy's eyes widen as she looks up, waving her hands. Ever since she quit Mezmer's, she got a job there and has been recently promoted to assistant manager. But she really doesn't wanna have to be there in case there's awkward tension...

"Yeah, but...b-b-b-b-b-but-"

"There he is!" Jenny points to him at a desk. "I'm going to ask him right now," She walks over to him, her pigtail falling.

"Not the reaction you hoped for, huh?" Amy asks from in front of Sheldon, who facepalms. He peeks past his fingers to see Jenny's bolt on the table.

"A double date?!" Pteresa asks while on the phone with Sheldon. "No way you could afford that."

"Oh, please? If I don't pull this off, my whole plan will be for naught," He says while using his Captain Crush phone.

"All for what?" She raises a brow in confusion.

"You know, worthless, like a bikini sale on the ice planet of Klandathor?" She recoils back in confusion from the reference. "Trek Wars, volume nine, episode 32."

"I told you, I don't speak geek."

"Listen, I'll pay you double," He offers her, but she remembers how much money she's taken from him already.

"Aren't you just about broke by now?"

"Well, I might need to sell a few things..." And so the next morning, he puts up his phone for sale as he's selling off some of his inventions. Amy walks up to the sidewalk and flinches upon seeing it.

"Oh, he didn't..." She laments while dragging a hand down her face. She glances down at Tuck knocking on an invention, as he's dressed sharply.

"Excuse me, young man. What do you call this contraption?"

"It's a time travel device," Sheldon smiles while gesturing to it. "I spent nine years developing the technology."

"And yet you couldn't have a company trademark it or sell it for you as long as you got the profit?" Amy murmurs to herself as Tuck examines it.

"Hmm, I'll give you two pennies," Tuck holds them out.

"WHAT?!"

"Good day," The boy turns around, Amy staring at him.

"Sold!"

"Sheldon, you can't be serious. Is all this really worth Jenny's attention?" Amy gestures to everything around her. "Just to go on that double date?"

"But this might be what I really need if I wanna make Jenny jealous! I offered to pay Pteresa double."

"If you're selling all your stuff to pay off Pteresa, you're going too far in my opinion," Amy crosses her arms, raising a brow. "And I would give you the money, but I'm not allowed to touch my trust fund."

"Hmm, do I buy this fully functional, state-of-the-art L25 laser beam, or this action figure holding a laser beam?" The geek glances between the two items. "If I were my girlfriend, which would I like?"

"If you were me, you wouldn't be here," Brit approaches the boy, clenching her fists.

"Tell you what. I'll give you one whole pound for this if you thrown that Silver Shell outfit hidden in your garage," Tuck offers Sheldon, who snatches back the card.

"Get out of here!"

"Tuck, go home, he's not giving that away ever," Amy pushes him away from the garage sale. If there's one thing Sheldon's not selling, it's that. It'd be too dangerous to give up that kind of tech.

"Well, that's everything," Sheldon frowns at the wad of cash. "My inventions, my comic books, my tools...my pants," He looks down at his pants, and Amy offers him a towel, looking away. "Even Jenny's gift. And I'm still two bucks short."

"Give you two bucks for the shirt off your back," A boy offers him.

"Oh, he's not-"

"Sold!" Sheldon smiles and Amy sighs heavily.

"I'm not looking forward to this..." She says while sagging her shoulders and leaving. She really doesn't want to think about the double date, mainly because of Sheldon going out with Pteresa—She recoils back as she's thinking about him for some reason and slaps her face hard. She snaps out of it and continues walking down the street.

"I really hope this works," Sheldon looks around nervously as Amy prepares the table. He's wearing a too big blue suit and has no shoes on.

"And I just hope this is quick," She mutters under her breath. Part of her doesn't like seeing him with her, even though it's a fake double date to begin with.

"Got the cash?" Pteresa approaches them while wearing a pink dress and earrings.

"Here you go," He takes it from his pocket.

"So what's with the clown suit?" Pteresa gestures to his outfit.

"Well, I sold all my clothing, so-"

"Hey, guys!" Jenny calls out, alarming him. "This is Sebastian," She gestures to the boy.

"Oh my gosh. He's hot!" Pteresa exclaims happily, but Sheldon is less than enthusiastic.

"Oh my gosh, he's hot!"

"Whoa," Amy whistles while looking at him. "Jen's a lucky girl."

"Not helping," Sheldon grunts a bit to Amy, who just shrugs. Sebastian pulls out his chair for Jenny as Amy gives them some menus.

"So, Sheldon, tell me how you two met. Amy was vague, saying you two fell in love during...a study session, right?"

"Oh, yeah, we go way back. Right, Pteresa?" He puts an arm around her.

"It's pronounced Teresa," She gives him a blank look.

"And we're regulars at this restaurant. Right, Alfonso and Amy?" He looks to a man with a violin.

"It's Alfredo."

"Don't bring me into this..." Amy deadpans at Sheldon as she gets a notepad ready.

"Could you play us our song?" Sheldon offers to try and rile up Jenny.

"Which is?"

"It's uh, the theme from Trek Wars," Sheldon says from the top of his head.

"Hey, whatever works for you. Light sword battle or the scene from the cantina?"

"The scene from the cantina," He answers and Pteresa looks away in exasperation.

"Oh brother..."

Jenny tries adjusting her pigtail, but it's still static. "I'm sorry. Could you play a little louder?" Her pigtail falls as she's tried using a paper clip. "Oh, this silly thing again?"

"Let me see if I can help," Amy walks over and tries to unhook it, noticing Pteresa looking very attentive towards Sebastian.

"Jenny and I just met yesterday, and I've already figured out you're a robot. So I got you a robot flower," He gives her a mechanical flower in a cup of water. "I put it in water to keep it fresh." However, Sheldon recognizes it as he gasps, as it's the same one that he wanted to give to Jenny. Amy winces as she sees it, knowing what it was as well.

"Oh, my gosh, it's just what I needed!" Jenny plucks it and then puts it into her hair. Amy spins it and adjusts the petals, the robot smiling. "Oh, Sebastian, I can totally hear better." She moves it and can hear the environment outside. "I can hear what's going on down the street," She adjusts it again to hear laughter. "And way over at Mezmer's." She then hears a woman voice after testing it again.

"But sir, wouldn't that be illegal?"

"And on Air Force One. It's like a supercharged transistor radio," She hugs him gratefully. "Thank you! Where on Earth did you get it?"

"Yeah, Sebastian, where did you get it?" Sheldon demands him and Amy chuckles nervously.

"How about those orders, huh?" She asks the table.

"Uh, no place special. You know, one of those transintestinal radio shops."

"I love those!" Pteresa gushes at him. "Can you buy jewelry there too?"

"Well, yeah, everything you need for robots, androids, and even cute human girls," He winks at her and she laughs at him.

"How 'bout breadsticks? Everyone loves those, right?" Amy laughs awkwardly, rubbing her arm.

"Oh, I don't know. It looks like something you'd pick up at a garage sale," Sheldon stands up, narrowing his eyes.

"Let's not assume where he got it. He did a nice thing for Jen, which should be enough!" Amy subtly stomps on his foot and he winces in pain.

"Sheldon, that's a mean thing to say."

"It's not an insult. You can find a lot of nice stuff at a garage sale!" Sheldon argues, none of them noticing Sebastian and Pteresa staring at each other. Jenny stands up, pointing to the flower.

"You're just upset because you've never given anyone something so nice!"

"That's not true! I gave Amy the Ms. Mecha suit when you asked me to build one!" He shouts as he gestures to the brunette, who looks a bit uncomfortable.

"Uh, music? Can we get some music?" She claps her hands, but no one comes over.

"That's only one, and it doesn't count as nice, it's more cool than anything!" Jenny crosses her arms.

"I give nice things to my girlfriend Amy all the time!" He covers his mouth in shock as everyone at the table stares at him wide-eyed. Amy is blushing however as she stares at the boy. "...I-I mean, my girlfriend Pteresa! There's no one else at all!" He glances to Amy leaving the table to go into the kitchen.

"Yeah, I can tell by the way you're acting that you're a great date. Who gets their girlfriend's name wrong?"

"Are you kidding me?" Pteresa beams at Sebastian. "I failed spelling too."

"Admit it: you're just jealous!" Sheldon points out to Jenny.

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey, I like me too," Sebastian smiles at Pteresa. "Wow, we have so much in common."

"You're the jealous one!"

"What?!" Sheldon asks in disbelief; this was all originally a plan to make Jenny jealous, not the other way around. Sure, he was a little jealous, but that wasn't the issue here. "Why would I be jealous when I have a beautiful girlfriend like Amy—I mean Pteresa!" However, both Pteresa and Sebastian are no longer sitting at the table. "Pteresa?"

"Sebastian?"

They look up to see the two walking off and holding hands. "Pteresa! Come back!" Sheldon runs over and jumps, but ends up tripping a waiter holding a pie. The pie smacks Jenny in the face, knocking her to a tray of dishes. It hits a table, causing her to soar in the sky.

"Happy Birthday!" A pair of parents say to their kid, only for Jenny to crash into the cake.

"Can I still make a wish?" The poor boy asks a bit sadly.

Jenny storms off with the cake on her head. Amy opens up the door to the back room, holding her purse as she holds her clock-in sheet. She passes by Sheldon and clocks out, her shift thankfully over. Sheldon gasps at the two of them, holding out his hand as both of them are walking in separate directions. He looks between them as he doesn't know who to talk to first. Jenny storms out the restaurant.

"No!" He cries out as he runs into the middle of the restaurant, looking at the two of them. Amy goes out the back before a waiter stops him.

"I'm sorry, sir. You cannot leave with the clothing."

He groans at this as he actually borrowed the clothing from one of Amy's co-workers.

Jenny still has cake over her as she storms down the sidewalk. She picks up the flower to see it covered in cake. Amy catches up to her, gripping her purse strap. "Oh, it's totally ruined...what's this?" She notices something on it: a picture of Sheldon with a message. "Manufactured with love by...Sheldon?" She opens her mouth in shock, turning to Amy. "And...you knew it was his, didn't you?"

"Yeah..." Amy closes her eyes. "He didn't have the courage to give it to you."

"How are you holding up, though? I can't believe he called you his girlfriend in front of everyone."

"Yeah...yeah," The brunette pinches her nose at the reminder. "That's a whole other thing entirely that I don't wanna get into."

Jenny pats her shoulder in sympathy.

Brad peeks in from Sheldon's window the next day. "So how exactly did getting rid of everything but your underwear help you get Jenny? Or saying that you wanted Amy to be your girlfriend for that matter?"

"I don't want Amy as my girlfriend! Or...maybe I do, ugh, why did I say that last night?" Sheldon covers his eyes with his hands.

"I can't believe Sheldon made such a beautiful gift for me," Jenny says as the girls stand outside his house. "He really is a sweet guy, and I have missed having him around lately. Maybe you should've gone out with him when you had the chance, Am-"

"Do NOT finish that sentence," Amy recoils back, holding up her hands. "I'm still trying to figure out what to do about it."

"But I never thought of him as boyfriend material, but Pteresa saw something in him that I didn't."

"You go, I'm gonna hide because I can't handle seeing him," Amy walks off and Jenny looks a bit annoyed at that. The brunette hides behind a bush, peeking as she watches her friend ring the doorbell. Sheldon opens the door to see her.

"Hi, Sheldon."

"Oh, hi, Jenny," He looks away sadly as he remembers last night. "I-Is Amy with you?"

"No, but listen, I came over to tell you-"

"Yeah, I know," He interrupts as he takes her pigtail. "I am a big jerk. I was so upset that you wouldn't date me, I acted like a total fool and actually paid Pteresa to..." Jenny stares at him as she can't actually hear anything he's saying right now, all of it is static to her. He holds a bolt and rubber band. He adjusts the pigtail and attaches the rubber band to it, twisting it around. He then pulls back the band and lets it go so that the bolt spins around and locks in. He reaches out to adjust it. "Even if the entire Earth were flooded with extraterrestrial ectoplasmic excrement and I lived in a tree, I still couldn't date you! And Amy would still hold a flame to my heart!"

Jenny glares at him and Amy gasps, hiding behind the bush as her ears are burning hot from embarrassment. "So you date one popular person, and suddenly, I'm not good enough for you," She places the flower in his hand. "If you wanna go out with Amy, go right ahead, but you won't have my support," She storms off and Amy facepalms.

"Good enough for me? What do you mean?" He steps out in his underwear, the door closing in on it. "We had a chance? Wait! Come back!" He runs off...and his underwear snaps right off. He hides behind the bush, thankfully not the one Amy is behind.

"Well, I have to say, I've learned my lesson," Pteresa states to Brit and Tiff, walking with them and Sebastian. "Popular people always win in the end." All of them then laugh. "Oh, it's so funny."

20 years later...

The women are now middle-aged as they walk down the sidewalk. "Come on, Sebastian Junior," Pteresa states to her son, holding his hand. "We gotta bail your dad out of jail again."

"You should've married Sheldon like Amy did," Brit says bitterly as all three have miserable lives.

"You'd be a billionaire by now," Tiff grumbles at her. Tuck is nearby in the time machine, laughing at them before disappearing.