Pein sighed. "it's been a long day" Akira walked into the room. "Who the h*ll told you to sit on the f*cking couch!" she yelled. Pein looked over at her and sweat dropped. Then in an instant he was gone. Akira sighed. "d*mn f*cker. im too tired to find his *ss" Hidan walked into the room with a smile. "Hidan, what are you so happy about?" "well, if you want to know, I just o-" "who said I wanted to know?" Akira asked. Hidan sighed. "please listen" Akira sighed and sat down on the couch, "carry on" "well, I just ordered a new Xbox, Tobi broke the last one" "wait, did you just say an Xbox!" Akira yelled. Hidan, scared nodded.
"I had one!" Akira yelled as tears ran down her eyes. "wanna know what happened to it!" Hidan nodded. "it ran away!" Hidan was puzzled. "how'd it do that?" "d*mn it! I told you! He ran away, he sprouted legs then ran away!" Suddenly the front door opened. Akira gasped. "Xboxy!" "look kid, I ran away cause you don't play me anymore, learn to play me and I'll come back" "but your too shiny to play!" Akira yelled. "then bye, and by the way, take this" The Xbox handed Akira a piece of paper. "what's this?" "oh, the bill that the new kid has he needs to pay the electric bill so we can continue to play" Akira growled. "you little muthaf*cka! I'll kill you here and now!" Akira yelled stomping on the Xbox. After she finished she smiled and sat down beside Hidan, "so, what where we talking about?" Hidan screamed and ran away. Akira sat there wide eyed.
"ha-ha! I finally did it!" Kaori yelled in triumph. "what did you do?" Itachi asked. "I made a waffle without burning it!" Itachi sighed. "how can you burn a waffle? You just need to use a toaster, you cant burn it like that" "ah, but I didn't use a toaster, here. Taste it!" Kaori said smiling handing the waffle to Itachi. "um, okay" Itachi took a bite and smiled. "this is good, Kaori. How'd you do it?" Kaori smiled. "I used the bag of green seasoning I found under Hidans bed, cooked it. Then used Deidara's clay to start a fire and I roasted it like that"
Hidan walked into the room. "um, has anyone seen my bag of weed?" Itachi's eye's widened. "Kaori, you cooked a waffle with weed!" Kaori was confused. "weed? Kisame said it was seasoning" Hidan and Itachi growled. "Kisame" suddenly the affects of weed started to work on Itachi. "Kaori, there's a fluffy bunny in the kitchen!" Itachi yelled then he chased after it. "don't worry, I'll catch it, oh, hey there a net!" Itachi picked up the net and chased after the bunny.
"AHHHHHH! Kaori help me! Im not a bunny! And tell Itachi to drop the butcher knife!" Hidan yelled running away. Kaori laughed. "Good luck catching the bunny, Itachi!" Kaori yelled. Sasori then walked into the room, "why's Itachi chasing Hidan with a butcher knife?" "I accidentally gave Itachi weed so now he's hallucinating" Kaori explained. "oh" Sasori said. "well, imma go and chill out in the living room" Kaori nodded.
Sasori walked into the room and saw the cops. "ummm" Sasori said. The cops had pined Kakuzu to the ground. "Sasori! Call my lawyer!" Kakuzu yelled. "why are you going to jail?" Sasori asked. "I robbed all the villages banks and I stole illegal weed!" "oh, well good luck in jail and I'll call your lawyer" Sasori said before making the phone call.
A while later the doorbell rung. Sasori quickly got up and answered it, "hey, big bro!" Sasori's eyes widened. "Kiri" She hugged Sasori. "Kiri, why are here?" Sasori asked. "I came here to live with ya, and besides I just got kicked outta the sand village for killing my best friend" Kiri said. "okay, I just need to ask leader if you can stay" Sasori said. "LEADER!" Pein walked into the room. "what's up?" he asked. "my sister wants to join" Pein looked over at Kiri. "what skills do you possess?" Pein asked. "got a ketchup bottle?" "yeah" Pein handed her a ketchup bottle. Kiri smiled and broke the glass on Peins head. "I have strength that's my skill" Kiri said.
"Itachi! Imma kill you when I get my body back!" Hidan yelled. "got the bunny!" Itachi said smiling holding up Hidans decapitated head. Kiri smiled. "hello" Itachi looked over at Kiri. "sup" Hidan looked up at Itachi. "the weed wore off!" Itachi looked down at Hidan, "it wore off hours ago" Hidan then lead on a cursing fit. Itachi laughed. Then he threw Hidans head onto the couch. "AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE!" the whole Akatsuki gathered except for Zetsu and Kakuzu. "Hello, Everyone im Kiri. Im Sasori's sister" Kiri looked around at the members then gasped when she saw Kaori. She quickly ran over to Kaori. "hi, im Kiri. Who are you?" Kiri asked smiling. "um, im Kaori" "Kaori-chaaaaan! Lets be best friends!" Kiri said with a wide smile. "um, okay" Deidara laughed. "this is sooo familiar" "Shut up, baka!" Kiri yelled smacking Deidara. "now I know where going to be best friends" Kaori said with a smirk.
"okay, since Kiri joined where gonna have to vote out one member" Pein said. "now, everyone write a name on a piece of paper. After everyone finished Pein tallied up the votes. "okay, the person to be voted out is…...Gontaku-man!" "Who the h*ll is that!" Kaori yelled. "me" a little white cookie dough boy said. "no! me and Gontaku-man where best friends!" Tobi wailed. "When did he join!" Kaori yelled once more. "before you" Itachi said, "you where just too blind to see him. He was always there he was even in the car when we went to the store. And he shares a room with you and Sasori and Deidara" Itachi explained. "oh" Kaori said. "well, sorry I didn't notice you" Kaori said. "it's okay. Most people don't anyways bye" Then Gontaku-man disappeared. "so, he was a ghost all along" Kiri said. "well I guess that's it for today" Konan said. Everyone nodded.