The Next day Kiri walked over to Kaori's room. She opened the door and saw Kaori still sleeping. Kiri smirked and snuck over to the bed and pulled the covers down, then to her shock someone was already in the bed with Kaori. "hmm? Who are you?" the guy asked. "Kiri" Kiri replied, "im Sasuke" the guy said. "why the h*ll are you in Kaori's bed!" "Shhhh!, I always sleep here, until she wakes up anyway" Kiri growled, and picked up Sasuke and Threw him out the window. "and don't ever come back!" she yelled.
Kaori groaned and sat up, "oh, good morning Kiri" "morning Kaori-chan" Kiri said smiling. "I made you breakfast" She said smiling. "thanks" Kaori said she got up and walked into the Kitchen with Kiri. "Sooo, Kaori-chan, wanna go out somewhere today?" Kiri asked with a smile. Kaori smiled, "sure, I'll go get Itachi. He'd love to come to" Kaori ran off. "d*mn" Kiri said.
"Ok, Ok, Ok, so what your saying, Akira is that she's on a pop-star if she wears the wig?" Akira nodded "Exactly that's how she becomes Konohamontana!" Hidan sighed, "I don't really like her, she's just a stupid prick that cant even sing" "are you guys really having that conversation, un?" Deidara asked from the doorway. Hidan looked over at Deidara, "if you mention this to anybody you will be a girl for real!" Hidan yelled. Deidara sweat dropped. "s-sorry, u-un" Akira laughed, "Dei-chan, your lucky that this week is Armic week, so I cant kill anyone or fight, so I have to find an alternative" "Armic week, un?" Deidara asked.
"it's kinda like Hidans Jashin week, except the opposite, both me and Kaori cant kill or fight anything all week due to our villages religion" "why didn't you quit it b*tch-f*ck?" Hidan asked. "cause when we were born the priest of out church drew blood from the babies so if I kill or anything like that all week then I will be burned and die early in my life" Akira said.
"d*mn that's soo f*cked up!" Hidan said. Deidara nodded, "I suppose so, but I don't have a religion, un" Akira and Hidan looked over to Deidara. "you f*cking Atheist prick!" Hidan yelled. "well im sorry, my mom made our god, Jumo sound fake so I didn't believe her, un!" Deidara yelled as tears streamed down his face. "did your mother make you take ballet?" Akira asked. "h-how'd you know, un?" Deidara asked wiping his tears away. "cause you act just like a f*cking p*ssy!" Hidan finished for Akira. Akira smiled and high fived Hidan, "And BURN!" Deidara shook as if he was cold then a stream of more tears came out and he ran out of the room.
"Tachi, wanna go with me and Kiri somewhere?" Kaori asked. "where are you guys going?" Itachi asked. "I dunno, but I bet it's somewhere fun!" Kaori said smiling. Itachi blushed a deep red, 'K-Kaori's smile is s-so cute' Itachi thought. "eh? Tachi, your face is a tomato! No, no, it looks like blood red!" "blood?" Zetsu asked. "no, Zetsu it's nothing. And why do you make so little appearances in this show? I mean it'd be nice to see you more!" the white side of Zetsu started crying, "well, life is hard for a single two-faced plant freak father, I mean my son is in the false direction of life and now look at him, he's gay, he's gay! I mean Im going through so much, and none of you care!" Kaori frowned, how'd you have a kid then leak-man. (Leak: Japanese onion, like the ones Miku Hatsune uses) I mean you said you're a single father to a gay son, but I hear nothing about the mother" Kaori said. "oh," the black side started, "that's because we ate her and every now In then you can here her say something and when she does she adds gayness to our child!"
"where is your child?" Kaori asked. "oh, my part-son, he's … why the h*ll should I tell you! I mean all these people are finding out to much in this one episode and you want me to reveal something that could be revealed in 5 more episodes, Gawd! You are too asking but I will tell you his name has an A in it, or is it and E? I forget cause I always call him 'gay son' anyways see ya" with that they where gone.
"stupid plants and there stupid plant mating stuff cant even get pregnant and have kids, eat water and wave in the wind for fun, cant drink have to have it mixed with water or they puck everywhere, wake up with a seed filled gun in your face every morning making Sasuke kiss Naruto for no reason, gay *ss plants" Kaori mumbled.
"hm, okay lets go, Kaori-chaan!" Kiri said smiling. "im coming too" Itachi said standing over Kiri. "who said you could come, Uchiha?" "Kaori did," Kiri growled, "whatever, just don't mess with Kaori, she's mine" Kiri said before walking out to the car. Kaori quickly ran down to the car and quickly jumped in, "hit it!" Itachi looked over at the frightened Kaori, "what happened!" he yelled. Suddenly the front door slammed open revealing a p*ssed off Zetsu. "apparently plants take just about everything as an insult! Now hit it Itachi!" Kaori yelled.
Itachi quickly hit the gas sending them zooming down the road.