"WAKE UP!" Kaori screamed to the top of her lungs.. An angry Hidan walked into the room. "wtf Kaori, why are you screaming at like 4 am?" Kaori smirked, "its time for the trip, why are you wearing a bear themed onesie, and holding a Akira doll?" Hidans face shot red, "w-w-well why aren't you with your booyfriend Itachi?" Kaori giggled, "1. He's not my boyfriend and 2. He's packing my clothes" "d*mn manizer" Hidan replied. Kaori laughed and walked away.

-else where-

"sooo, Sasuke, who's paying for this trip?" Orochimaru asked.

"Itachi, duh" Sasuke said pulling out Itachi's wallet. "hm, where are we goin?" Kabuto asked. "hot spring" Sasuke replied with a crazy grin. "exxxxcellent" Orochimaru replied.

-Akatsuki hideout-

Kisame walked into the room. "yo, Kisame. Lets be friends on this trip, I know I hurt you in the past but now's the time to make-up" Kaori said smiling. Kisame stood in disbelief, "LIER!" he yelled jumping into the broken elevator. "we don't have an elevator" Kaori said as she walked away.

"ok, un. I cant wait to relax on this trip!" Deidara said smiling. "yeah, I cant wait either" Sasori said with a perverted grin as he packed a bunch of cameras.

Later that day, Pein packed up all the bags. Then came the hard conclusion. Who's driving…

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

"I think I should drive" Kaori said in a mature matter. "oh H*LL! No!" Hidan yelled. "why not?" "because you, you, you, lied about the gingerbread man in the first episode!" Hidan cried as he ran into the broken elevator. "the f*ck is with people running into fake broken elevators!" Kaori yelled. "ill drive" Itachi said. "hmm have you ever driven?" Pein asked. "no, but I have observed it and studied it with my Sharingan" Itachi stated proudly. "cool, then you can drive, now onto car 2" Pein stated with a smirk, "I nominate myself!" everyone looked at Pein, "oh H*LL NO!" they yelled. "f*ck you guys then" Pein said sticking out his tongue. "well, I guess ill drive" Kakuzu stated. "well, im not riding in the cheap *ss old farts car, that's for f*cking sure" Hidan said limping back with crutches.

"ok, then now we can go, please" Konan said. "holy f*ck I forgot there was another girl in Akatsuki!" Hidan yelled. "well, the authors an *ss and only lets me say a few words in every other chapter.." Konan said before walking off into the woods. "noo! don't go, sudden hotty!" Hidan yelled. "I think you should come to, all I gotta do is sweet talk the f*cking author then we can all go together!" Hidan said. "fine" Konan said, "and am I really hot?" Hidan laughed, "f*ck no! you look like a f*cking gothic lesbian with you blue *ss hair and f*cking lip piercing, go f*ck Pein, because yo *ss is f*cking ugly!" Hidan said.

Sorry hidanXkonan fan girls. No Hidan and Konan lovin in my story. LOL -Author

Konan frowned and went over to hug Pein. "don't worry, Konan. Everything's gonna be alright. Come and help me pack up a few of my rubber ducky's" Konan sighed, "fine"

"KAORI!" Kaori turned around. "hey, Akira. What's up?" "well, I need to use the elevator, its kinda broken" "how the H*ll is there an elevator in this house! I never saw it and Hidan and Kisame keep jumping down it.. D*mn this fake *ss elevator!" Kaori yelled.

"hey, everyone ready to go?" Itachi asked. "umm hold up. Has anyone seen Tobi?"

-elsewhere-

Tobi was sittin on the couch. Eating a bag of potaterchips. "what? I don't like hot springs. They mess up Tobi's awesome cuteness and mask."

-back to the people-

"oh, what about Zetsu?" Kaori asked. Itachi smirked. "he got banned from the hot spring for 40 years. Because he ate a family, ate all the food, dry humped the employees, and pooped in the hot spring" Kaori laughed, "I didn't know that plant could poop!" "h*ll yeah he can, its like the size of a f*ckin ostrich egg" Hidan said butting in. "that's why we trained him to poop outside" Kakuzu said a bit disgusted. "oh! That explains the really green grass" Kaori said, everyone nodded. "so, are we ready now?" Akira asked. Everyone nodded. "good. Now I would like to have, Kaori, Hidan, me, Deidara, and Pein in Itachi's car. And everyone else in Kakuzu's car." Akira stated. "yes!" Itachi said jumping into the air. Everyone stared at Itachi. "get a f*ckin life you f*ckin staring people!" Itachi yelled getting into the car.

Everyone shrugged and got into there directed cars.