The rhymes make more sense if you sing/rap it
I do not own any of the characters
Now I don't mean to be a drag,
But things are looking pretty bad
My name is voldemort, I'm here to settle the score
Harry potters just a boy
Insignificant and a toy
A puppet for professor Dumbledore
I'm malicious and I'm mean
Treat them mean and keep them keen
I can talk to snakes didn't you know?
I'm immortal, I cannot die
Got my death eaters at my side
I kicked Edward Cullen with my big toe.
Oh I'm Voldemort (Voldemort!)
Got no nose but I got style
Yeah I'm Voldemort (Voldemort!)
You better hope you don't catch my eye
Because I'll avada kedavra your ass
You can't deny that I've got class
You better watch out when I come your way!
Because I'm Voldemort. (Voldemort!)
Horny because I don't get laid.