"are we there yet?" Kaori asked. "we just got in the f*ckin car!" Hidan yelled. "do we get candy?" Akira asked. "no, un" Akira sighed, "I want candy" "too f*ckin bad" "I WANT CANDY!" Akira screamed. "give her the f*cking candy!" Pein yelled. "fine, un. Your lucky I just got into candy experimentation. I got this candy from some factory in the rock village, un" Deidara said handing Akira the candy. "Yay candy!" She squealed then ate it. "mhm, this is good!" "im glad, un" Deidara said. Kaori sat quietly. "what's the f*cking matter b*tch?" Hidan asked. Kaori's head drifted down, "what's the f*cking matter!" Hidan yelled. "YOU GUYS DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY CANDY EITHER!" Kaori screamed. Pein sighed, "damn it, Deidara give her a piece of candy!" "and make it sour!" Kaori added.
Deidara sighed, and handed her a piece of candy. "YES!" she yelled before eating the candy. "its sooo good!" Deidara nodded. "so, when the h*ll should we be arriving, Uchiha-f*g" Hidan asked. "first im not a f*cking f*g, second whenever the h*ll we be there" Itachi said. "OOOH! TACHI JUST GANSTERED YOUR *SS!" Kaori yelled. Akira laughed, then groaned. "I don't feel so good" Hidan looked over at her, "don't you f*cking hurl on me or I will kill your little b*tch f*cking *ss!" Akira pouted. "im sleepy" she said before leaning over on Deidara and falling asleep. "aww isn't that cute!" Kaori said. "it's just f*cking twisted, didn't Akira want to kill his *ss?" Hidan asked. "I guess so" Kaori said yawing. "im kind of..sleepy" Kaori spoke as she fell asleep on Hidan.
Itachi looked at the mirror, to see the back seat, and see's Kaori leaning on Hidans lap asleep. "Hidan what the h*ll are you doing!" Itachi yelled. "it seems like Kaori fell asleep on him, just like Akira did to me, un" Deidara said. "yes! Exactly!" Hidan said. Itachi sighed, "were almost at the place, meaning. Someone's going to have to carry Kaori and Akira." "I'll carry Akira, un" Deidara said, "then I guess I'll carry the b*tch Kaori" Hidan said. "and then Itachi will carry the bags, Yay everyone wins that way!" Pein said, "oh h***LLL NO!" Itachi said rolling his head. "Pein your carrying half the bags!" Itachi yelled, "fine " Pein said growling.
"were here" Itachi said as he parked the car. "final f*cking lee!" Hidan said stretching a bit. Everyone got out of the car. "Kakuzu should have reserved the rooms, so just ask the lady in the front to direct you to your rooms" Pein told Hidan and Deidara. "ok, un" Deidara said. As he and Hidan carried Kaori and Akira inside of the hot spring/hotel place.
"hello, how might I help you?" a girl with long orange hair asked. "well, we reserved some rooms. It should be filed under the name 'Akatsuki', un" Deidara said. "oh, yes. It's room's 223 to 226. Oh and my names Orihime Inoue. If you have any problems, just call okay?" Hidan and Deidara nodded. "okay, well I'll have Chad help you with your bags" Orihime said. "ok, un" Chad walked out and picked up the bags from Itachi and Pein. "thanks, big guy" Pein said. "now, I'll have Kurosaki-kun and Chad show you to your room" "hey, im Ichigo Kurosaki. And I'll b showing you to your rooms. I will also provide Kimono's later on" Ichigo said. "now right this way," Ichigo lead the group to there rooms.
"thank you so much, Ichigo" Itachi said. "here" Pein said handing him a 5$ tip. "thanks Mr. leader sir" Ichigo said as he walked away. "put Akira and Kaori in there beds. I'll call and see when Sasori's group is going to make it here" Pein instructed. Hidan and Deidara did as they were told. "you know that Orihime b*tch had some huge boobs" Hidan said smirking. "yeah, she was hot. Im going back down to the lobby, un" Deidara said. "h*ll no! your gonna take her!" Hidan yelled. "fine, un lets do this a fair way, were both going to take the stairs on the east and west sides, whoever makes it to the lobby can have her, un" Deidara said. "sounds fair" Hidan replied.
The two boys went out in the hallway. "alright, ready, set, go!, un" Deidara yelled. They quickly ran down the stairs. But in the end Deidara made it there first. "yes, un! im first, un!" Deidara yelled. "yes?" a girl-like voice asked. "would you like to go out, un?" Deidara asked gasping for air with his eyes shut. "oh, umm this is so sudden, what should I tell Ikkaku?" 'huh?' Deidara thought. He looked up. "um who are you, un?" "im yumichika! Im currently on duty, and I'll have to think about your sudden confession" Yumichika said smiling. "HA!" Hidan said laughing, "im really lucky!"
"Deidara!" Deidara turned and saw a very mad Sasori, he was both mad and sad. Tears rolled down his face. "h-how could you!" He then ran up the stairs and somehow found his room. " "dude, you really f*cked this up" Kisame said.
Sasori sat on a bed in his room. He started crying more. "um, are you alright?" Sasori looked up and saw a cute boy with short silver hair. "y-yeah, I am now" Sasori said blushing. "might I ask your name?" Sasori asked. "you should know it Sasori, Im Akira, im Kaori's sister, remember?" Sasori looked confused. "your not a girl you're a hot boy" Sasori said blushing even more. "The H*LL!" Akira yelled out as she looked at herself in the mirror. "well, since I am this way. And since you do like guys, and I just happen to be one. Lets go out!" Akira said.