Warning Slight Choji Abuse!

The clock was almost at 3:40, only ten minutes to go. "Oh my freaken God hurry up already!" Ino whined, having a stare down with the digital clock/announcer box that hung above the door way. "Ino, after three semesters of staring at the clock, I'd think you'd know by know that it doesn't listen to you or anyone else." Tenten remarked as she pretended to dig through her book bag. "Like I care! Besides technically according to the school manual, we get out at 3:30! Yet they trap us in here for an extra ten minutes!"

"Yes, its shit, I know, but Ino it can't be healthy mentally or physically to stare at a digital clock the size of a thirteen inch TV."

"Blahhhh! You know I hate school with a passion! The only reason I come is because legally I have too! Plus it's nice to see you and the other fools we hang out with." Ino sighed, placing her chin in her hand, eyes still on the clock. Tenten raised an eyebrow. "Are you calling me a fool?" Ino's eyes left the clock and met Tenten's. "You know I don't mean it like that, besides we both know you're just a little bit nutty."

Tenten grew a cheeky smile on her face and pulled her hands from her book bag raveling that she was cleaning her nails with a hunting knife.

"My point exactly." Ino grinned back to her best friend and the two laughed before finally the call came for sophomores to be set free and the two, among everyone else, dashed out of the classroom like it was on fire.

"So whatcha wanna do today Ferb?" Ino asked as the duo walked home. "Ferb?" Tenten momentarily cocked her eye. "Well we…I have nooo Idea…" Ino gave a laugh. "Well I know one thing."

"What would that be?"

"I gatta stop watching cartoons."

"But its fuunn! Besides, neither of us have lives!" Tenten joked. "True but we need to change that and I would start this conversation down that hopeful path as usual but we both know where just going to end up at home alone on the computer eating gold fish crackers and snickers."

Tenten looked at Ino. "The way you say it, you'd think something was wrong with that." A moment of silence passed over the two before they burst into simultaneous laughter.

"All right lets see….what to do, what to do…?" Ino questioned the open air.

BUZZ! BUZZ!

Tenten and Ino checked there phones. "Not me." Ino muttered. Tenten opened her phone and gave a little sigh. "Well ya wanna go swimming today? Choji says he wants to go but he doesn't wanna go alone."

"Typical Choji, where at?"

"The lake near his house."

"Sure, why not?"

"Eh…I don't really wanna go home and change into a bathing suit then walk all the way to his house then to the lake."

"Oh me neither, I wasn't planning on it." Tenten raised an eyebrow. "Please tell me you weren't planning on swimming naked were you?"

"EWW no! not in front of Choji! Besides, even if I was okay with him seeing me, I'd still wear my bra and panties." Tenten rolled her eyes. "But no, I was just planning on using my gym clothes. It's not like I use them anyways."

"Hmm….Good point."

After the long walk to Choji's house, Ino gave Choji a two minute warning before she and Tenten left him and started towards the lake. He eventually caught up to the two, running as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Oh thank God you're wearing a shit!" Tenten gasped in thankfulness. "Oh good," Ino muttered, removing her hands from covering her eyes. "I was too afraid to look."

"Eh, you two are so mean to me!" Choji complained as he walked in between the two. "Well you're a dick to us sometimes too ya know." Tenten said as a matter of factly, earning a heart broken look from Choji. "We don't mean anything by it and you know that Choji." Ino said trying to make him feel better as she spelled the letters for PMS in sign language while Tenten was distracted by the screaming of a few other people on the other side of the lake. "Great! Loud and annoying people! Just what I wanted to see today!"

With a quick gulp Choji leaned in and whispered in Ino's ear. "She's scary as fuck when she's like this!"

Ino gave a quick smirk "What are you worried about? I've had to deal with her longer," She placed her school bag down beside a tree with Tenten's and started to dig through her junk for her unused gym clothes. "Besides Choji," She pulled out her clothes and flashed him a smirk straight from the devils hand book "We both know I can be a seriously bitchy person when I want to." Ino let out a slight laugh and flashed a devilish wink at Choji, forcing him to gulp again.

Joining Tenten behind the cover of a large tree, she took of her school uniform and replaced it with her unused gym clothes. "Gah, no wonder I never wear these! There ugly a fuck together!"

Tenten shrugged. "They look better when you wear the shorts with a tight black top."

"Yeah but the only way to make the shirt appealing in any way would be to wear a nothing but a thong with it."

"Hmm….let's see…..be unsexy or wear the butt flosser."

The two looked at each other and simultaneously said "Tough choice."

Ino looked at her shirt again and with a slight feminine 'Hmp' threw it to ground. "Forget this, I'm just going to wear my bra. Were the only ones who are close enough to see that it's a bra anyways so what does it matter? Besides, there's not much difference between a bra and a bikini top anyways."

Tenten shrugged then took off her gym shirt as well, grabbed both her and Ino's clothes, and followed Ino back to the spot where they'd left their stuff along with Choji.

Choji mean while, having already changed before he left the house, was already in the water floating around like a giant frog on a lily pad. His eyes shot open wide and his jaw dropped, causing him to nearly down, when he say the 'girls' bouncing as they ran into the water.

'As long as I don't drown, today will be a good day!' He thought, swimming over to the two and asking them to climb on his back.

A few hours later Ino mentioned that she was getting hungry and wanted to go get something to eat. Choji agreed with her then jumped down out of a tree, nearly causing a tsunami, trying to get one last cannon ball in before he left. The wave of death nearly killed them, knocking Tenten into the braches of a slanted tree than hung above the water and sending Ino flying into the air. She closed her eyes thinking 'Shit! This is gonna hurt!' when she felt a light thud against her back she opened her eyes to see none other than the famous man ho of Konoha High looking down at her from his arms.

"Well hello again beautiful hn."

Ino blushed and climbed out of his arms only to flush a brilliant red when she saw that he was wearing nothing but shorts. His bare chest, so sculpted and shimmering in the refection of the water, was enough to make her feel soaking wet all over -and not wet like the water either.

"Dei-deidara!" She gasped, he smirked at her.

"INO WE GATTA GO!" Tenten screamed climbing out of the tree and walking towards the land. Ino muttered thank you to Deidara and started to follow after Tenten only to find that the male blonde was right behind her. "Leaving so soon sexy yeah?"

Ino flushed an even deeper crimson as she reached down to grab her bag, Deidara took this opportunity to check out her ass. "Yeah, I'm hungry so were leaving to get something to eat."

Deidara grabbed her bag from her and smirked, leaning in as whispered in her ear "Well I'm an all you can eat buffet hm." Ino grew even redder and laughed at his, what she wasn't sure if it was a joke or just a dirty come-on.

"I SAID LET'S GO!" Tenten yelled grabbing Ino and yanking her. "I'll talk to you later." Ino muttered taking her bag back from Deidara and following Tenten. She looked back a few times to view his eye candy as she fought the urge to run back and rub her body against him.

"Hey don't leave me!" Came Choji's frantic voice as he rushed after the two. "Well hurry your fat ass up!" Tenten replied as she dragged Ino away.

Ino on the other hand, licked her lips and though to herself 'I definitely need to give that yummy ass a call."

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