The next day as Ino sat in class staring at her pen, her mind off in its own little world, she could not get Deidara out of her mind. To her, he was like a chocolate covered twinke and she was the fat kid. That's how bad she wanted him.

She licked her lips, craving for his lips to caress hers. Drool ran down the side of her mouth as fantasies of his half naked body from the day before ran wild in her perverted thoughts. God did she want a piece of him. She might still be a virgin but it's safe to say that her mind was filthier than a brothel and a porn studio combined.

"Ino…..please tell me you're not going eat that pencil."

Ino looked up to see Tenten eyeing her suspiciously along with Hinata. "Huh?"

"You're staring at that pencil like you're going to eat it in one gulp. Are you really that hungry?"

Snapping back into consciousness Ino blushed, embarrassed that her inner thoughts had escaped. "Sorry about that, heh….guess it's what I get for skipping breakfast."

"W-well your starting to scare us….I have some chips in my bag if you want them." Hinata suggested as she laid down her pencil and focused on her friend.

"No thank you Hinata, but I'll be okay," She gave her a reassuring grin while Tenten rolled her eyes and continued her work.

'Damn it Ino! What the hell is wrong with you? Get it together! You cannot keep doing this! I need to just go ahead and do it! I'm going to call him tonight- no more wussing out! If I don't then I will be no better than Hinata!...no offense Hinata…oh fantastic…..your talking to yourself again….and do you know what's worse?...what?...the fact that we don't remember if we were always like this or if that man had drove us to it.'

Ino blinked and grew a funny look on her face. 'I think I'm slowly going insane….'

"Miss Yamanaka, unless your pen has just spoke to you then I see no need for you to be giving it such a look! Now, get back to work." Her teacher scolded, embarrassing her yet again as her whole class laughed at her. 'This is ONE reason why were going nuts…..yep I agree…'

Later at lunch time Ino could only stare at what she could only describe as 'scum from the bottom of the sewer disguised as road kill' tray of food. "I'm hungry but I'm a little scared to eat this."

"Same here." Tenten remarked referring to her sorry excuse for a salad. "I don't care who you are, this is not lettuce." She held up a piece of unidentified plant that looked very much like a poisonous weed.

"I'd bet butt that they just pulled this from the side of the road- and as for this tuna surprise, well surprise, surprise! I've seen hair balls that looked more appetizing!"

Tenten ranted on as Ino reached out with a fork and poked the tuna surprise like it was an alien from another universes parallel universe. "Eww…..since when did tuna 'jiggle'?"

Only two seconds of silence had to escape before the duo shoved there trays away, too disgusted to eat.

"Come on let's get out of here before the food gets us."

A few moments later in the bathroom the bffs began to fix their hair and makeup while waiting for the bell to ring and make them return to class like jailhouse prisoners.

"Making yourself all sexy for me hn?"

Ino's head turned towards the doorway. Deidara stood there eyeing her, a smirk on his face. "Hey Deidara…" Ino muttered while Tenten growled at him. "Why are you looking in here you pervert?"

"Hey, hey it's not like your naked, if you were id be in there with you hn. And two, I'm not a pervert, I'm a just a guy who loves to look at the ladies yeah." He grinned, giving Ino a wink.

Tenten rolled her eyes and finished fixing her hair muttering under her breath "Pervert."

"So now cutie, why haven't you called me hn? I've never given a girl my number and not gotten a call back a.s.a.p. yeah. I'm starting to feel a little unloved hm."

Tenten snorted at his last words.

"Sorry, I guess I just got a little occupied and forgot." Ino lied, her eyes grazing across his chest, imaging him shirtless again.

"Occupied yeah? Well if you want to be 'occupied' just let me know and I'll make sure you're 'full' hm.

Ino blushed and laughed at his perverted joke while Tenten twitched. She hated the fact that this man slut was all over her best friend. She knew he was nothing but trouble and that all he wanted from her friend was a new sex kitten. He was the original definition of a tramp and as far as she was concerned, he was nothing but trouble and must be dealt with swiftly.

"Okay you know what you blond bimbo, I'm tired of you hitting on my best friend. I don't want you anywhere near her you jerk. All you want is a cheap fuck and let me tell you this now, Ino is better than that! She would never fool around with scum like you so you can just forget it! –and FYI she's a virgin, not some slut that normally hang around with so you can just abandon any thought you have about fucking her!"

Ino's eyes grew wide and her face flashed red. Did Tenten just say what she thought she did?

'No, no, no! She didn't...she…damn it why Tenten! Now he knows! Damn it I didn't want him to know that I've never been with anyone! Oh crap! Damn, damn, damn!'

She could only look down, to ashamed to look Deidara in the eye.

Tenten held her ground both literally and emotionally. Her eyes never lost their sternness and never moved from him. She stared him down like he was a cockroach that she wanted to burst into flames.

Deidara only grunted. "I don't care what you think; I'm not interested in you yeah. But if you friend ever wants to know what it's like to have fun away from a kill joy like you or what is like to be a 'real woman' then she knows where to look hn."

He turned and left, leaving Tenten quit proud of herself having made him leave. Ino could only stand there embarrassed and shocked at Deidara's and Tenten's words.

No I did not forget about this story…fully but muahaha randomly felt like working on it again cause I'm to lazy to go find my notes I made for my 'My Uchiha' story and I'm in a random writing mood- and I do regret something, writing that tuna surprise bit while being nauseous. NOT A GOOD DECISION!

(btw I do not, and have never had any plans or notes for this story. It's all just been whatever ran across my mind at the moment of writing so this is why this is probably so quick paced compared to my other works.)

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