"I'm so sorry about earlier. Tenten was out of line, I hope you won't hold it against her."

"No problem yeah. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't have discovered just how precious you are my sweet hn." Deidara whispered in her ear as he wrapped his arm around her. It was after class. Ino had ditched Tenten and Choji and found Deidara in hopes of apologizing and was now walking home with him. She couldn't help but smile every time he looked at her, it made her feel like a movie star in the spotlight.

His hands grazed against her stomach and tugged at her exposed flesh, drawing circles with his finger. "Deidara," She giggled "Please don't, hehe, I'm ticklish!"

"But you're so cute when you giggle yeah." He rubbed his face up against her, "So…..you came looking for me, does that mean you want to have a good time hm?"

Ino blushed. "Well…..ahh…I-"

A voice interrupted her.

"Deidara! What the hell are you doing?"

The blondes looked up and met the gaze of a rather expressionless and short red head.

"What do you want Sasori? Can't you see I'm busy here hn?"

Sasori just stared at them, wrapped around each other like mating snakes. "Deidara, if I worked around you and your 'appointments' I would never accomplish anything."

Deidara growled "What on Earth do you want yeah?"

Sasori rolled his eyes. "I'd think you'd remember since it affects you too."

Deidara frowned and released Ino from his grip. "What in the hell are you talking about yeah?"

"Three words, Artists Academy Appointment. It's today moron! Normally I'd gladly let you forget but since my acceptance into the academy depends on teamwork with you I have to make sure your not late. Now come on," He turned and started walking. "You can play with your little snow bunny later when my future does not depend on you."

Deidara scowled before running his hands around her waist and allowing the tips of his fingers to graze her crotch. She blushed and let out a small squeak as he lazily walked after the head headed male. Her heart fluttered with delight as she entered her dream world.

Hidden away in the cover of the trees, Tenten spied at them through the bushes, Choji at her feet doing the same not out of personal interest but for the fear of Tenten's wrath. Tenten grinned to herself as the man slut retreated behind the aggravated red head and thought to herself 'Cock Blocked.'

"Hehe, I think I shall make use of him. He might just become a valued ally."

"Are you sure about this Tenten? Ino seems pretty happy with him."

"Hush you ignorant fool! Can't you see that all he wants from her is sex and nothing else?" she glared daggers into his skull as she spoke with a bitter tongue. As if sensing this Choji froze from fear. 'Well I can't blame him. All I think about is food, sex, sleep, food, and sex again.'

The next day while Ino was giving her the silent treatment, Tenten took the opportunity to spy on- I mean- observe Sasori. He seemed to be a relatively simple person. He went to school; afterwards he spent roughly two hours studying in the library before returning home to work on his paintings. Though he gave Deidara quit a barking at, he seemed to uphold a rather calm and quiet nature. It was rare for him to show much expression it seemed.

Over the four days she had spent stalking him, she only noticed his expression go from nothing to pure disgust when his grandmother, an old bag in her opinion, asked him to massage her calluses on her toes and once when he took a moment to stare out the library window. He seemed to be rather captivated with the beauty of the garden patio below.

All in all, he appeared to be boring and she had yet to decide on how to use him to her advantage.

Sighing she removed him from her sight. 'I should probably check up on Choji. Hopefully he has managed to stay aloof and on task.' Pulling out her phone, she texted Choji.

"What's happening on your end?"

"NOT MUCH."

"…..ELABORATE"

"HE TOOK HER 2 A MOVIE. COMEDY. (I GIVE IT 3 STARS SO FAR.) GOT LOW FAT POPCORN AND SODA. THEY STARTED MAKING OUT ABOUT 20 MINS IN. I PAID A KID 5$ TO DROP HIS NACHOS ON BLONDIE'S LAP. R.I.P. NACHOS"

Tenten rolled her eyes at the last message. 'Well at least he's being thorough,"

"Wonderful! Did it ruin the moment? –and would u please turn off caps, it's annoying."

"Fine. Kinda. He ran off to the bathroom now she's watching the movie alone. I'll let you know when something changes."

Tenten smiled. "That's good then."

"Yes it's very good." A voice said. Tenten froze then slowly turned her head back. 'Crap!'

Sasori's emotionless eyes stared dead at her; a slight smirk crept on his lips. 'Make that three known facial emotions.'

"So are you going to tell me why you've been following me around for the past half a week or should I have you arrested?"

Tenten narrowed her eyes at him. "So what makes you….oh forget it. Look, that blonde pervert- of- a- friend- of- yours is hitting on my bestie and we both know exactly what he wants from her. You need him for some art thing right? I want them separated. Work with me and we'll both get what we want."

He made no reaction foe a few seconds before laughing at her. "Well aren't you the open book. I normally wouldn't partake in such activities but as much as I despise it, my fate is relying on that moron and to put it metaphorically, a horny dog is only trouble- especially if there's a female in heat around and for the time being, regrettably, he's my dog so….I'm in."

'Well damn, he almost seems a little too eager to help me….' Tenten mused before pulling off a devilish grin and eyeing him with wicked thoughts in mind. "You, Sasori, are making things almost too easy for me."

~HornyWolf

(Short, like all the other chapters of this are likely to be.)