A/N: Woooo! Chapter 2! I'm surprised you guys found this so hilarious! For 27-49, I couldn't think of as many funny things until further down the line. So funnier things are at the bottom... (I particularly like number 48 XD)

Everyone who reviewed, thank you so much. Here is chapter two!

Disclaimer: Naruto is too awesome for me to own. Plus, I'd totally screw up the story line.

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."

Sakura entered the LEGO aisle and started looking at the boxes. She picked up a box, opened it up, and just as she was starting to take out the packaged pieces, another, much cooler looking set caught her attention. She dropped the box she had just opened onto the floor. She crossed the aisle to the thing that had caught her attention.

She opened the box up and dropped it on the floor. She did the same thing several more times before somebody stopped to ask what she was doing. She closed her eyes briefly and shrugged.

"I changed my mind." She said, turning around a walking away, only to open another box and drop it on the floor.

"You sure change your mind an awful lot, Miss..." The woman said, deadpanning.

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing Surfin' USA

Sakura slammed open the dressing room door and looked in the full length mirror in the front. She turned in circles, inspecting herself. Finally looking impressed and satisfied, Sakura found a pair of flip flops and ran off to the pool area. She grabbed a surf board and started to run around the store. She got a hold of a cart and made a shadow clone. She set the surf board on top of the cart and climbed on top of it.

"If everybody had an ocean, across the USA." Sakura sang as her shadow clone pushed her around the store. "Then everybody'd be surfin. Like Californi-a. You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies. Huarache sandals too. A bushy bushy blonde hairdo. Surfin' U. S. A. HOLY SHIT. PUSH NUMBER TWO! PUSH FOR YOUR LIFE!" Sakura screamed as they passed by Pein. The Sakura Clone immediately went alert and pushed as fast as her shadow clone arms could push.

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"

"Excuse me, I'm a bit lost. Would you be so kind as to direct me to the Twinkies?" Sasuke blinked at his pink haired ex-teammate.

"You hate Twinkies." Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"Not the point. Now, would you be so kind as to direct me to the Twinkies?"

"No." Sasuke turned back to what he had been doing previously. Sakura's eyes flared in anger. She spun the second-to-last Uchiha around and gripped his collar firmly.

"Unless you want to be a puddle of Sasuke goop on the floor, you will direct me to the Twinkies! You got that, bub?" She screeched in his face. Sasuke's body went limp. He decided he wasn't ready to die yet. Though he did accomplish one of his dreams of killing his older brother (who was unfortunately brought back to life and taking an obvious interest in the rosette threatening him currently), he hadn't yet revived his clan. So death was out of the answer.

"Yes ma'am." He said weakly. Sakura dropped him on the ground and smiled a large, goofy, innocent-ish smile. Both knew that she was anything but innocent.

"Good! Come on then, Sasu-cakes. Let's go!"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!" Then run out of the store screaming

Sakura was sitting on top of a shelf eating a carton of delicious strawberry ice cream when the "employee" walked by. Sakura's eyes widened and her spoon fell to the floor, strawberry ice cream splattering onto the floor.

"G-get away from me!" She said to the employee, standing up on top of the shelf and backing away a bit. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" She screeched again. She ran a little ways down the aisle via shelf before jumping onto the ground and screaming as she ran out of the store.

The "employee's" lips quirked upwards.

Interesting...Orochimaru thought. The girl knew who I was immediately...I like her...

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?

"I don't get it. I thought you people were supposed to be intelligent." Sakura said, leaning over the counter of customer service. The woman looked startled.

"What do you mean?" She exclaimed.

"You guys wear name tags, right?" The woman knit her eyebrows together and nodded. "Ridiculous! You all wear name tags? Can't you all remember your own names? Why were you people hired if you couldn't fill out question one on a job application sheet- name? You all fail at life."

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

Twsh rnnnnnnnnggggggggg..."Ohw! Ohw! Ohw! Ohw!" Sakura's face twisted into confusion and she reeled faster. "OHHHHHWWWWWW!" Sakura paused and her eyes widened. She dropped the pole and ran as fast as she could.

"Shit, Naruto! I'm so sorry!" She exclaimed as she inspected the hook in her ex-teammate's lip.

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them

"Hissssss." Itachi stopped in the middle of his stride and sighed. The Akatsuki's Blossom was glaring at him like he was someone she severely hated. Then she freakin hissed at him.

"Sakura," he said. "What are you doing?" The pinkette hissed again, advanced and barred her teeth to bite him before running off. Itachi was very confused.

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out

Thwack! Anko was suddenly knocked over by the force of the rubber snake thrown in her face. She landed on her bum and her eyes closed in anger. She gripped the rubber snake and squeezed into it popped from the pressure.

"Whoever did that," Anko said slowly. "Is going to pay very dearly."

As soon as the lunatic kunoichi started to open her eyes, Sakura bolted. She was more scared of Anko on a good day than she was when her Nii-san was angered.

Therefore, fleeing was the wise option.

35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

When Sakura thinks back on it, maybe Tsunade-shishou wasn't the best specimen for number thirty five...

The memory was to horrifying to look back on.

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

"Bum bum bum bum BUM BUM..." Sakura hummed, ninja rolling through the tires and peeked around the corner. She snapped back as soon as she saw the Aburame boy from Team Eight. She narrowed her eyes in concentration and hummed louder. She ninja rolled back down the aisle and out of sight.

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room

Sakura looked back and forth, took the sign off the women's bathroom door, and switched it with the men's, and then hid around the corner to watch the results of her work.

Just in time, Jiraiya came whistling his way down the aisle and made his way into the "men's" bathroom. Sakura heard his whistling stop short.

"JIRAIYA YOU PERVERT!" The sound of her shishou screamed.

"I SWEAR! IT SAYS MEN'S BATHROOM OUT THERE! SPARE ME!" Jiraiya shrieked. Sakura quickly snapped her head around and went back up to the bathrooms to switch the signs again. She darted back over to her hiding place just as Tsunade came out of the women's bathroom. She looked at the door sign and the fire in her eyes grew enormously. Sakura could feel the killing intent seeping off of her.

"Jiraiya you LYING PIG!" Tsunade screamed, beginning to beat Jiraiya within and inch of his life.

38. Bring your pet dog into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"

"Can I borrow Akamaru? I can! Thanks!" Sakura said, walking up to Kiba and getting on Akamaru's back and leading him away without waiting for the Inuzuka's response.

Sakura rode Akamaru to the dog food casually as if she did it everyday. She jumped off the enormous dog and opened a bag of dog food. she took out a handful and held it out to the nindog. Akamaru lapped it up.

"How do you like that, Akamaru?" She asked. "It good?" The giant dog shook his head.

"Hm. How bout this stuff?" She said, opening another bag of doggy food.

"Excuse me miss...Holy crap!" The employee jumped back and landed on his bum. "I-is that your dog?"

Sakura tilted her head to the side.

"Yeah. Why?"

"It's just..he's...holy crap...never mind. Go about your business." The employee got up and ran away just as Kiba got to the aisle, panting.

39. TP as much of the store as possible

"MWAHAHAHA!" Sakura cackled, throwing toilet paper across the doors to the frozen foods. The employee-slash-Orochimaru stopped at the beginning of the aisle to watch.

Screw trying to obtain Sasuke's Sharingan. I am going to catch his exotic teammate and keep her for myself! He thought to himself, walking back to the manager's office to go over a different plan with Kabuto.

40. Whenever you hear voices over the intercom, fall to the ground sobbing screaming THE VOICES! and then get back up and act normal.

"Haruno Sakura to the manager's office. I repeat, Haruno Sakura to the manager's office." Sakura looked around worriedly and dropped to the ground.

"THE VOICES! THEY'RE AFTER ME!" She screeched, rolling around for a good minute more, screaming like a maniac. Then she stopped, got up, and went to go get something to drink. She was parched.

41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

Sakura slipped the black sunglasses over her eyes and wrapped the trench coat more firmly around her. She walked over to Shino, who was standing right where she saw him last. She stood besides him and waiting a second before talking.

"The rooster is in the nest." She muttered. Shino turned towards her.

"Sakura," He said. "Are you mocking me?". Sakura reached into the pocket of her coat and took out something. She reached for Shino's hand and placed the object into it.

"Use this wisely." She said before walking away. Shino looked down at his hand and his eyebrows rose above his glasses when he found a cap gun.

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke

"What the hell is that horrible screeching sound?" Kankuro asked his sister, clapping his hands over his ears in agony. Temari stopped walking as soon as she saw what was going on in the music area.

"It appears Sakura is attempting karaoke." Temari said, deadpanning.

"Are you sure?" Kankuro grimaced. "I've heard Sakura sing. And that isn't it."

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one… I know I know… hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

Sakura stopped across the aisle from Itachi and started to giggle. Itachi turned around to look at the girl.
" I know, I know..." Sakura told herself. "Hehe." She started to giggle again. Itachi looked at her bizarrely and Sakura turned around and walked away quickly, a blush spreading across her cheeks.

Ita-kun doesn't know this, She thought. But he does have a nice rear.

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

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Shikamaru knew it was a bad idea to fall asleep in the alarm clocks aisle. But he found it too troublesome to move elsewhere.

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department

"You can only come in if you have a pillow."

Iruka turned around abruptly at the sound of a mysterious voice. Then he saw the opening in the tent with an emerald eye peeking out at him.

"W-what?" He said.

"I said that you can only come in if you have a pillow." Iruka turned to his cart and looked at the four pillows he had in his cart.

"I have four pillows." He replied, taking them out of the cart. "Can I come in?"

The tent was unzipped at record speed and Iruka was quickly pulled inside.

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom

"It's not smart. It's Kmart smart. Insert wink here." The voice over the intercom said.

"I thought I was at Walmart!" Naruto screamed.

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"

"Do you like bagels? Yeah I like bagels! Do you like cream cheese? Yeah I like cream cheese!"

"Sakura?"

"...Yeah?"

"Why do you have cream cheese on your face."

"Because, Konan-neesan, it's a good face mask. Better than that green stuff you always use."

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free… & see what happens

"Big sale on all items in the electronics department. I repeat. Big sale on all items in the electronic department. First ten people to check out gets one item for free!" Everybody in the store made eye contact with each other before racing off towards the electronics.

Yes! Sasuke thought excitedly. Now I can finally buy the first season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! And at a dirt cheap price, too!

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts

"Did you find everything you need?" The employee asked him.

"Not quite, un. I couldn't find any exploding clay!" Deidara answered, pulling out his wallet from within his cloak.

"Ma'am, what do you mean exploding clay." Deidara's eye twitched.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A WOMAN, UN!" He screeched.

"Oh, I...I'm sorry, sir. It's just...these were in your purchase...and, um, I'm so sorry sir." The woman held up a skimpy pink bra and Deidara felt the need to blow something up.

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