A/N: Hi there! Here's chapter three! Since all of you are totally begging for the next chapter...I have so much other stuff to write (I'm participating in NejiTen month on Deviantart, I'm also participating on ChouIno month. I have a contest submission to write by the thirty first) that I might not get Chapter Four written for a while. But yeah. Enjoy the humor. This one might not be as funny as the other two though. Well. In my opinion, that is. Though my opinion doesn't really count, does it?

Word Count: 1,406

Disclaimer: I'm absolutely positive that I DON'T own Naruto. It all belongs to the amazing Masashi Kishimoto. But he killed off Asuma and Jiraiya. I dunno if he really is that awesome anymore.

I don't own the Walmart list either. The credit goes to the awesome person who created it. Because like seriously. It's frickin hilarious.

50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

"What the -!" Hidan exclaimed upon seeing the heap of little multicolored trees, lemons, strawberries, and other shapes.

"Want one, Old Man?" Sakura said, hanging down in front of him, holding a cherry shaped air freshner.

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!

"BWHAHAHAHAHA!" Sakura cackled evilly, skipping around Kurenai's cart. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! THIS IS THE SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"

Slowly, ever so slowly, Kurenai's killing intent was perking up. Finally she reached her limit, flashing through hand signs and putting the pink haired devil girl in a genjutsu. As Sakura fell onto the ground in a ball, Kurenai smiled approvingly. She grabbed the box of saltine crackers Sakura had snatched from her cart and cradled it as she pushed her cart out of the aisle.

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night

Poke. Poke poke. POKE POKE.

Neji was struggling to keep calm, trying desperately to remember what anger management classes taught him. Oh yes! Breathe in and out. Count to ten.

Deep breath. Ten seconds later.

"Sakura..." He said slowly as said girl poked in in the stomach. "What, exactly, are you doing?" Sakura looked up at him with innocent eyes.

"I'm trying to find out what you ate for dinner last night."

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras

Orochimaru squinted at the security camera. Was that...

He noted the short pink hair and the bright emerald eyes.

Indeed it was!

Meanwhile, Sakura tapped her foot to a nonexistent beat before holding up the baby toy microphone up to her mouth.

"Paranoia, is in bloom. The PR, transmissions will resume. They'll try to, push drugs that keep us all dumbed down. And hope that we will never see the truth around." She sang into the toy thingie.

Beautiful and a brilliant singer! I shall have her sing me Justin Bieber! Orochimaru thought happily.

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items… the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

Kabuto stood behind the cash register. He was slightly disgruntled but this was what Lord Orochimaru had wanted. He put on a disguise and acted as a cashier, looking out for the pink haired girl that Orochimaru wanted.

To his utter befuddlement, Sakura came prancing into the lane he was working in and dumped all of her purchases on the belt. Kabuto immediately put on a smile.

"Hello, have you found everything you needed?" He said politely, taking the first item, a t-shirt with a unicorn on the front, and moving to scan it. He found the tag and moved to scan it when he deadpanned.

There was a black line through the barcode, keeping him from simply scanning the item. He sighed and squinted at the numbers on the tag and typed them in before taking out the hanger and stuffing the shirt in a bag. He reached for the next item, went to scan it, and sighed. He typed in the number again.

By the time Kabuto got to the last item, a can of green beans, Sakura had given him her whole life story while he typed every single number into the computer. His fingers were aching. He wanted to cry out in anguish.

"I seriously don't understand why Tsunade-shishou wanted me to live with them, honestly. Hidan's an ass, Deidara's borderline insane, Sasori is always arguing with someone, Tobi is like a kindergarten class on a sugar high, Kisame is alcoholic, Zetsu keeps trying to frickin eat me, Kakuzu keeps trying to sell me as a prostitute, and Itachi is a stuck up bastard! He's worse than his brother, damn it! Wait, no. Compared to Sasuke, Itachi is as sane as they come. Ah well. They only good people there are Pein-niisan and Konan-neechan! What is wrong with my life, ya know?"

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face

"TWICK OR TWEET!" Kakashi turned around and saw a little pink haired girl. She looked like a tiny Sakura. But she was just soooooo adorable. Kakashi hadto give her candy! He looked around and walked up to a cart. He pulled out a package of Twizzlers.

"Here you go!" He eye smiled at the little girl and dumped the candy in the bag. The girl brightened.

"Tank you, 'Kashi-san!" She exclaimed, hugging the man around the middle and skipping away.

Meanwhile Chouji turned around and noticed the missing package from his cart. "NOOOO! THE CANDY DEVIL HAS TAKEN MY PRECIOUS FOOD AWAY FROM ME!" He collapsed onto his knees and started to cry.

Meanwhile (again), Sakura released her henge and looked down into the full bag. Oh yeah. People had a little girl weakness.

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by

Deidara whistled as he walked through the aisles of the store. He was kinda content (even after people questioning his sexuality several times in the last six hours, but still. He was a carefree guy. He has a right to be happy!). Until he heard a loud "WICHA!" and a bra was flung into his face.

"I AM NOT A WOMEN, UN!" Deidara screeched for the nth time that day and ran away with tears streaking his face.

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

"Sit." The object did nothing. Just sat there on the floor. The girl in front of it squealed and snatched it up.

"GOOD GIRL, BESSIE! YOU LEARNED HOW TO SIT!" She screamed happily, twirling it around in her arms.

Passerbys walked away quickly in fear of catching The Crazy.

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken

"Hello! May I take your order?"

"Hm. Yes. May I please have a McChicken?"

59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"

"Grrrr. Urghhhh. Blerghhhh." KERPLUNK.

Shizune looked horrified at the next door stall.

"Phew. That's better!"

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"

Naruto felt a pressure on his back and turned around to look at his ex-teammate. She pointed to him with a hand covered in blue paint (which he found totally suspicious-like) and exclaimed "A CLUE! A CLUE!"

Naruto's eyes widened and his head snapped in every direction. "O-M-G where!"

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name

"OH MY GOSH. I'VE LOST MY SON. YOU NEED TO HELP ME." Sakura took the cashier by the collar and shook him frantically. "YOU NEED TO CALL HIS NAME OVER THE SPEAKERS. PLEASE. HIS NAME IS DIDDLE POOKYMITTENS.

"Please let go of my shirt." The cashier squeaked out. This bitch was crazy!

Sakura promptly released the guy and he took the mic into his shaking hands and turned it on.

"Diddle Pookymittens, your mother is at cash register 7. I repeat, Diddle Pookymittens, your mother is at cash register 7."

Sakura snickered before her quiet giggles turned into full force laughter.

62. Leave cryptic messages on the laptops

Deidara came to a stop in front of the computers. Microsoft Office Word was open and someone appeared to have typed something in. So the blonde bomber went over and read the first thing he saw.

"The bird is in the nest." He read. Then he blinked. "What does that mean, un?"

It wasn't until he heard a loud "SHANNARO!" echoed around him and he was tackled to the ground.

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