A/N: It took me a while but here it is! Chapter four! Enjoy, my friends.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, there would be more romance than anything else...

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

"Bum, ba dum, ba dum dum dum dum da dummmm da dum." Sakura hummed, ninja rolling over to the pyramid of paint cans. With a smirk, she gathered chakra into her fist and punched the center, paints cans flying in all directions. In mid air, one can opened and dumped purple paint onto Gai, who happened to be walking by.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY YOUTHFUL HAIR!" He screamed, falling to his knees and pretending to die a dramatic death.

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again

After "looking" at all the CDs in one aisle, Sakura moved onto to examine the movies. That was when an employee walked by.

The "employee" was Kabuto. Again. When Kabuto caught sight of the messed up CDs, he started to switch them all back. When a pink haired person tackled him to the floor.

"DO. NOT. CHANGE THEM!" She screeched in his ear. "NOBODY SHALL KNOW THAT JUSTIN BIEBER EXISTS."

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you

When Sakura walked up to Sasori in nothing but a diaper and a bra, asking him to change her, the puppeteer fainted dead away.

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!

"Okay, so all you have to do is run away sometime when Naruto and I are yelling at eachother. Got that, Minions?" Sakura said, looking sternly at the three members of the Konohamaru Corps.

"Y-yes, Sakura-san..." Moegi stuttered, clutching Naruto's leg along with Udon and Konohamaru.

"S-scary..." Udon muttered. Konohamaru's whole face was bleach white.

"Naruto, you are not fit to father our children! I should be the one to take care of them!" Sakura screamed at her ex-teammate. Naruto wrapped an arm around the three Genin and scooted them behind him.

"Sakura-chan, are you nuts! You scare the crap out of them! I should be the one to take care of them!" Naruto yelled back.

Slowly, Udon, Moegi, and Konohamaru started to back away before bolting the hell away from the two as Sakura started to beat Naruto up.

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing

Sakura balanced herself on the top of the ladder. Using chakra to keep herself steady, she thumped her fists.

"I AM A GORILLA NAMED KING KONG. BELIEVE IT!" She screamed.

Somewhere in the store, a voice yelled back. "THAT'S MY LINE!"

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!"

Sakura hunched over in front of the employee and took deep breaths. She looked up suddenly with the second widest eyes the world had ever seen (the first being Rock Lee).

"Dead body in aisle three." She told him in the freakiest voice possible. The employee looked at her with a traumatized face.

"The Hokage promised me she wouldn't try to kill anybody in here again!" He exclaimed, running and crying from the aisle.

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head

Instead, she sprayed a whipped cream crown on Neji's head. Apparently the rumors about him loving his hair were true.

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"

"Your wish is granted." A sweet voice said. Lee paused beside the ladder and turned around with the biggest, starriest eyes ever. He looked up at the Fairy Lady and started to cry anime tears of joy.

"You mean I'll have normal eyebrows now?" He asked her.

Sakura nodded awkwardly. "Yeah...sure."

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!"

Thwack! Sakura snapped the whip expertly. She had been practicing all of five minutes for this!

"ROLLLLLLLBACCCCCCKKKKKK!" She yelled, cracking the whip at the Clearance!sign.

"HOLY SHIT! WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THAT!" Sasuke screamed, throwing his arms in the air and running away comically.

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say… sir or madam… don't think that.

Sakura stopped in front of Kakashi, who was reading a very familiar little orange book. She pressed two fingers to the side of her head, before shaking her head and looking at her old sensei with a very disappointed face.

"Kakashi-sensei..." She said in a normal voice before bonking him on the head and grabbing the orange book from his hands. "Stop thinking such perverted thoughts!"

And with that, she stalked away, Kakashi weeping over the loss of his beloved book.

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."

Sakura stopped in the middle of the chips aisle, a look of pure rage on her face. She punched herself in the face, much to everyone's surprise.

"WOULD YOU JUST FREAKING SHUT UP YOU STUPID INNER?" She screeched.

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.

Sakura ran through the store crying hysterically. Finally, she stopped. Her face was covered in lipstick and there was mascara all over her cheek. She pointed to Deidara and screamed, "SHE'S HORRIBLE AT GIVING MAKEOVERS!"

Deidara turned around and looked at her horrified. Then he started to cry and run away. "I'M NOT A WOMAN, UN!"

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song

"Hey, do you want to be my friend!" Sakura said in a hyper voice. Ino looked at her skeptically.

"Forehead, we already are friends..." She trailed off when Sakura started to cry happy tears. Suddenly, her arm was linked with Sakura's and she was dragged around the store.

"I'll be there for youuuuuu!"

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

"Weeeeee!" Beep beep! Sakura turned the wheel all the way to the left and started riding around in a circle. Then she jerked the wheel to the right and accidentally ran over a horrified Naruto. She immediately pressed the break and turned around in her seat to see the white Naruto mangled on the floor, bags of ramen crushed.

"You killed my ramen!" He rasped.

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