Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the baby, she's a figment of my own imagination. I own nothing but a very extensive Dr who collection and an obsession bordering on madness with said TV show.

The Master walked into the console room to find his husband with a massive black book on the floor looking at it with great intent.

"Doctor."

"Hmm...?"

"I was just thinking as I packed a little picnic for us, what about her jabs?"

The Doctor looked up from the book.

"Oh yeah. I hadn't thought of that, good thinking Batman. We better immunise her before we take her out, the poor dab could get anything.

"Who's going to do it? Because I hate to tell you this but she's going to cry."

"We could take her to the sisters of the infinite schism."

"Are you sure you can trust them?"

"We'll be with her at all times, unless you fancy jabbing a big needle in your daughter because I don't. I don't want to be the cause of her pain."

"No, I don't want to either. Alright, the Sisters of the Infinite Schism it is."

"Can you reprogram the coordinates for the hospital then please?"

"Have you found the coordinates for the park yet?"

"No, for some reason it's not in the book."

"Why's that?"

"Not sure, just not archived, I'll go check on the library computer. Parks in the UK because I know it's there, in South Wales."

"What's it like? Is it suitable for babies?"

"Not to play but she's not going to be out of the pram is she? It's perfect for a walk and there are plenty of wooded areas so I can land without attracting too much attention."

The Master burst out laughing.

"You are kidding. You're in a 1970's police box, how can you not attract attention. I still say you should let me look at it."

"No. I like my police box."

"Our police box."

"Sorry Master, our police box. But still I don't want her to change."

"Fine but it still stands that this isn't exactly a good disguise is it?"

"No. Anyway we're not talking about this now because if I don't find those coordinates we're never going to get anywhere."

The Doctor lifted the floor back up and pushed the heavy book back under the console, the Master pointed at it.

"Is that book a conglomeration of all your adventures over the years?"

"Yeah. That's why it's so heavy."

The Doctor stood up and dusted himself off, thanks to the upgrade child safety package the flooring was now reinforced glass instead of mesh little ones can get their hands caught in, unfortunately said glass flooring gathers plenty of dust.

The Master programmed the coordinates for the hospital; he worried his lip, deciding that it would probably be best to call ahead to make sure they had a place.

After searching for a few minutes the Master sighed ridiculously.

"Doctor!"

"Yeah!"

"Have you got a phone?"

"No."

"You haven't got a phone in a phone box? Kinda defeats the object don't you think?"

"I guess. You can use the mobile on the console though, it belonged to Martha...she gave it to me after what happened on the Valiant."

"Ah well you go look for the coordinates, I'll ring ahead, no use in us going there if they can't do it."

"True."

The Doctor walked off towards the library leaving his husband to ring the hospital, he had to go through a big hassle with species designation and the nurses not believing him when he said their daughter didn't have a mother, that she had two father's instead. Finally after around thirty minutes they said they could immunise her today and to bring her as soon as they could, the Master said they he was just programming the coordinates and they'd be there shortly.

After he programmed the coordinates in he shouted down the corridor.

"Doctor! They'll immunise her now, can you bring her to the console room?"

"Yeah give me a minute!" Came the reply.

The Master sat down while he waited, after five minutes he sighed.

"What the hell is keeping him?" he wondered to himself, he found out when the Doctor walked into the console room with Andorra strapped to his chest, and a baby bag slung over his shoulder with a post it stuck on his forehead, the Master fought his hardest not to laugh.

"C'mon then."

He went to leave but the Master stopped him and pulled the post it off his forehead and read it, it was the coordinates for the park he'd been looking for.

"For the love of...you know, I put that on my forehead so I wouldn't forget to bring it and I nearly forgot it as it was, empty headed that's me."

They then left the TARDIS, they were welcomed by two nurses who bowed their greetings, the Master bowed back, the Doctor however couldn't because he didn't want to risk Andorra falling out so he curtsied a little.

"Your majesty." The Master joked.

"Very funny or do you want Andorra to slip out the carrier."

"Now I believe you wish to have the newborn immunised."

"Yes we do."

"And what is the little one's name?"

"Andorra Astra Saxon." The Master said proudly.

"Aww, such a cute name. Do you mind if I asked who carried?"

"I did." The Master answered.

"Okay well shall we get this over with, it's never a pleasant experience for any parent to have to witness their children in pain. Please follow us."

The two nurses walked towards a room, the two Time Lords followed, once inside the room the Doctor took Andorra from his person and laid her down on the table, the nurses were prepping the injection, lucky this hospital was so advanced that only one immunisation was used, it contained every vaccine in the known universe so there weren't thousands of injections.

"I'm afraid one of you will have to hold her down, it's our policy as some species react badly to seeing their offspring being held down by someone else."

The Doctor looked at the Master and nodded.

"I'll do it."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I still feel horrible for what happened."

"Don't. That's forgotten about now, it's all over. We'll both hold her."

They both held the wriggling newborn who by now had figured out something was going on, they tried to calm her down via a mental link but were rewarded with screams of distress, the Master turned to the nurses.

"Get it over with please."

Seeing the distress the child was in, not to mention the technical mother of said child the nurses hurried and administered the jab, the cry got louder as the burning liquid entered the babies blood stream, the Doctor released his daughter, sensing that the Master just wanted to hold her, he was right when Andorra was picked straight up by the Master.

"I know, I know, we're sorry baby. No more needles."

"Take her back to the TARDIS, I'll settle everything here."

Once the Master had left the Doctor went with the nurses to settle the bill, the best health care in the universe didn't come cheap, fair enough it was just a chameleon card like he used on Earth but it was for his daughter.

"Hope to see you again, but not too soon Doctor."

"Thank you. Both of you."

"You're welcome."

Once they left the hospital they headed straight for Earth to have their picnic, Andorra now seemed excited about breathing her first planet's atmosphere as she'd stopped crying her eyes out and was happily giggling and throwing her arms and legs about.

AN: Hope you enjoyed reading (I think everyone can be sympathetic to Andorra's pain, needles are the root of all evil)