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Parseltongue
The Dursleys
(With the minister)
"I am not ready to do this." The man said.
"Sorry sir." The auror with him said.
"This isn't your fault." He said.
"I know how hard this is for you." He said, knowing about the man's own child.
"Thank you." He said.
"You're welcome. Would you like me to do it?" He asked.
"No. I got this." He said.
"Alright sir." He said.
"I'm ready." He said.
Knock knock
"I'll get it." A female voice said. "How many I help you?" She asked when she opened the door.
"Are you Petunia Dursley?" Fudge asked the horse-like woman.
"I am, why?" She looked concerned.
"We have some bad news about your nephew." He said.
"Are you wizards?" She asked in a whisper.
"Yes we are." He confirmed.
"I see." She couldn't help the look of disgust. "What did that boy do now?"
"Nothing. He is missing ma'am." Fudge frowned.
"Oh, is that all?" That made her happy.
"You don't care that he's missing?" He was shocked and angry.
"No. I hate having that freak in my home. If you find him, don't bring him back here." She shut the door in their face.
"Oh my Merlin." The auror was shocked.
"I...wow." Fudge was speechless.
"Sir? May I please investigate them?" He didn't like that she called him a freak or that she was happy he was missing.
"I was just going to ask you to do it." He said, still shocked.
"Good." They left after that.
Fudge went to Albus. He told him what occurred. Albus was shocked. He didn't know how he could have missed it.
"I feel like an idiot." He said.
"Why?" The minister asked.
Albus told him about the condition of Harry's clothes and how skinny he was. The minister wanted to smack him. How could he have not realized it sooner.
"I just wanted to believe everything was okay. I was so blind to it." He sighed.
"I can't believe it." He said. "You are trained for this!"
"I know. Maybe it is time for me to retire. Only problem is Minerva." He said.
"Why is she a problem?" He asked.
"The kids went to her before going after the stone. She didn't bother to investigate. She ignored them and sent them back to the dorms." Albus revealed.
"I see." He scowled.
"Then there is Severus." He reminded.
"Right. You have until the end of next year to train a replacement and I'll be making routine visits." He glared.
"Understandable." He said.
"I'll be back." He left.
(With Harry)
When Harry first woke up he smiled. He was in his new room in Underland. He wouldn't be forced to stay with the Dursleys. He was sad though. He also wouldn't be able to talk to Ron, Hermione, or the twins.
'I'll have to see if I can figure out a way to contact them. I won't tell them where I am though. They might tell someone and then I'll be brought back.' He thought.
He sat up and stretched. It felt so good wearing new clothes and ones that fit him. He then got out of bed and went to the bathroom to relieve his full bladder.
As he left the bathroom he ran into Chessur. He smiled at Harry.
"Good morning!"
"Good morning Chessur." He greeted him back.
"Are you hungry?" He asked.
"Yeah."
"Follow me to the kitchen." He said.
"Okay."
Harry followed behind Chessur as he led him to the kitchen. To Harry's surprise it was Chaz that was cooking. He was shocked because his uncle refused to cook and said if a man was cooking at home meant he was a fag or a freak like Harry. Seeing Chaz cook was strange but Harry likes it.
"Why do you look surprised?" Sapphire asked, seeing the look on her new child's face.
"Uncle Vernon didn't have a nice view of a man cooking at home." Harry answered.
"Considering he made you cook I am not surprised." Chaz said. "What do you think?"
"I like it. As long as the food is good, it shouldn't matter who cooks it." He answered.
"Good. Now since you are on dietary restrictions right now I made you oatmeal with bits of fruit. The portion isn't big and if you feel sick stop eating and tell us." He said.
"I will." He promised.
"Good. Now here is some milk. I do know that Overlanders drink milk from cows but the doctor says that goat milk will be easier on your stomach." He said.
"I don't mind. I'm actually not a fan of cow milk. I don't like the taste and it makes my tummy upset." He told them.
"Good to know." He smiled. "Here you are."
"Thank you." He said.
"You're welcome." He smiled at him.
"After breakfast we do some school work. If you aren't feeling up to it we will understand." She said.
"Just know that for you we will be doing beginner school work." Chaz added.
"I feel up to it." He was honest when he answered.
"Good. Let us know if that changes." She said.
"I will." He promised again.
"After lunch can I go play with Tarrant?" Chessur asked.
"You may. Just remember to be home by dinner." His mom answered.
"I'll remember." He promised. "Will Harry be able to come with?" He didn't want him to feel excluded.
"Not today." Chaz answered. "His afternoon meds will make him tired. It will be best to let him rest."
"Okay. Maybe next time." He said.
"Thank you for trying to include me." Harry said.
"You're welcome." Chessur smiled at him.