Berrynose's Diary

by Lilystorm11

A pink sparkly journal has been discovered under a strange moss nest. After careful DNA testing, and looking inside the cover scientist have discovered that this diary belonged to Berrynose. So they posted it on this site, sharing all his secrets. :

3. Creamy Cat

Here is the next chapter. Berrynose is SO self-conscious.

Dear Diary,

I am getting very annoyed about constantly being described as a " cream-colored tom". I do not like being known as the

creamy cat. It makes me feel like a sissy. I am NOT a sissy, Lionblaze! Who asked you anyways? STOP READING OVER MY

SHOULDER, PEOPLE! Poppyfrost just told me to calm down. She needs to get a hobby. But anyways, diary, I bet your

wondering how my hair stays so luscious and clean, unlike the other scruffy kitties in the clan. Well here's my secret to

success. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Works every time. Poppyfrost just said I spend more time on my hair than spending time

with her and the kids. Which might be true, but hey, at least my hair doesn't talk and read over my shoulder! Poppyfrost

just told me I'm conceited. I resent that. You know, my brother Mousewhisker is really getting on my nerves. I mean, he's

giving me a bad public image. Because I'm related to him, and he's a weirdo. Seriously. He's named after a grumpy elder, he

is always strangely paired up with a murderer, (Mouse x Holly? Really?) and he's been visiting the Dark Forest! He's ruining

my perfect reputation! Jayfeather just rolled his eyes at me. Hey, how does he know what I'm writing? He's blind! He rolled

his eyes again. Oh I forgot. He can read minds. Well that's not my problem. He can go pout about his lost stick for all I care.

Ouch! You're a medicine cat, not a warrior! Quit clawing me! Ahem. You know, " The Three" are always using their powers

for evil. Seriously Dovewing, I know your using your seeing/hearing powers to read my diary right now. And Lionblaze

always hurts me. Sniffle sniffle. I have a booboo right here on my paw. I mean, I put up a huge fight, and WOULD have

clawed him to shreds, but his invincibilityness made it very hard. Poppyfrost, stop laughing. I did TOO put up a good fight.

Oh great, here comes Lionblaze again. He's a bully! Well, I'm gonna stand up to him. He

can't walk all over me! On second thought, maybe I'll run and hide. Yeah, I like that option better. Ok I'm running now.

Bye!

What i'm gonna ask you to do next may come as a shock. You hit the review button, then type and rant about how crazy Berrynose is! Awesome right? It's callled " Reviewing". :)