Ok Berrynose has an ego the size of an ocean (Perhaps bigger) and a brain the size of a walnut. Not a good combination, exactly...
Dear Diary,
I am at the Gathering! And Lionblaze isn't! So ha! Truthfully, I think they didn't bring Lionblaze because their afraid of what
he'll do at the Gathering. I mean, his psychotic sister ruined everyone's life at one Gathering by ranting on about the
injustice of it all blah blah blah. And at another, Jayfeather was accused of murder! Their family and Gatherings don't mix
well. They ruin almost EVERY Gathering! Poppyfrost said like how I ruin most karaoke nights. I don't know what she's
talking about. I'm a great singer! Good thing I brought my acoustic guitar! I'm gonna play my favorite song. Justin Beiber
calls it "Baby". OWWW! THAT REALLY HURT! OOPS SORRY ONESTAR! DON'T BE SO TOUCHY! YEAH? WELL WE ALL KNOW
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WHISKER! YOUR WARRIOR NAME WAS ONEWHISKER, SO THERE! Cricket cricket. Sorry about that.
Poppyfrost smashed the guitar over my head, and I couldn't see, and then I tripped over Willowshine, and then I smashed
into Crowfeather, and then I stumbled into Brackenfur, and then I whammed into Onestar. Onestar is such a grumpy kitty.
Great, now everyone's staring at me. HEY, PINK CAN BE A MANLY COLOR! Sorry, Blackstar was laughing at you, diary. He
doesn't like pink. YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SIX TOES LIKE YOU! He is SO annoying. All right, I'm sneaking out
of here. This Gathering is INCREDIBLY boring. I can be totally sneaky when I want to. Scurry behind this bush. Duck behind
this tree. OUCH I STUBBED MY TOE! Oops, I've been spotted. AHHH! I MUST RUN FOR MY LIFE! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU
RABID ANIMALS! This Gathering is getting better and better. Reedwhisker threw an acorn at my head, and a pack of rabid
squirrels attacked me. Their vicious little creatures. Ouch stop that! Poppyfrost is dragging me home by the ear. AHHH!
DON'T DO THAT TO ME! Poppyfrost just screamed and yelled, look a fox trap! I totally panicked and screamed. (It was a
completely manly scream) But then Poppyfrost laughed and was like, JK! Grrrrr. Hisss. I'm mad. I'm gonna go relax in my
new moss recliner and try to forget this evening. Bye!
Oh Berrynose. You try so hard, yet fail so COMPLETLEY AND UTTERLY bad. Thank you so much for all the reviews. You all deserve a virtual imaginary pizza. AND TO GET MORE VIRTUAL IMAGINARY PIZZAS, YOU CAN... review. YAY!