Some of this entry was inspired by a review left by Hawkpath()! Thank you very much Hawkpath, for making Berrynose's life that much more miserable! Mwhahaha! Thank you again.
Dear Diary,
Today's my BIRTHDAY! YAY ME! However, I refuse to tell you my age. It's personal information. Although everything about
a diary is personal… Good point, myself! I have been showered with presents, but some of them are not exactly what I
wanted. And I'm a little depressed, because a bomb randomly fell from the sky, nearly taking off the remains of my tail. I
asked Jayfeather what it means, and he said it was pretty obvious that Starclan hates me. Poop. But that can't be true,
because Honeyfern loves me! Ow! A piece of paper hit me on the head. It's a letter! It says, " Dear Berrynose. You are a
piece of fox-dung. Love Honeyfern." See! She loves me! Here are the presents I got and liked. From Blackstar, a hot pink
sparkle pen. From Poppyfrost, extra strength duck tape. From Molepaw/Cherrypaw; more Oreo cookies. Here are the
presents I do NOT like. Some mouse bile, from Onestar. A smelly fish, from Mistystar. A tazer used against me, from
Lionblaze. And last but not least, a birthday spanking from Daisy. Well, at least I get some birthday cake now! HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BERRYNOSE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Ahhh! Murf!
Scuffle. Bleggh! Ewwww! OMG after they stopped singing, Lionblaze shoved my face in my cake, and then there was this
riot to see who could lick up the remains of frosting. At least I still get to taste the cake, because it's all over my face. On
my candle, I wished that everyone in this Clan was as mature, responsible, and awesome like me. So far it hasn't come
true. Poppyfrost just slapped me silly. She isn't being very nice to the birthday boy. She slapped me again. IT'S NOT YOUR
BIRTHDAY ANYWAYS, POPPYFROST! She can be very irritating. I've had enough partying for a while. I'm gonna go enjoy my
Oreos and relax in my den. Till next time, Diary!
Berrynose sure knows how to party. I would also like to thank Onestar, Mistystar, Lionblaze, and Daisy for keeping Berrynose from having a GREAT time.