Sorry i didn't post yesterday i have school!
Dear Diary,
I HATE THUNDERCLAN TERRITORY! Nothing personal, Thunderclan. It's just that whenever I leave camp, even just to use
the dirtplace, I get incredibly hurt. Why? BECAUSE THE WHOLE STUPID CAMP IS GUARDED BY BRAMBLES! I understand,
that you know, it's a great defense. BUT HOW DOES DEFENDING THE DIRTPLACE HELP ANYONE! Answer: It doesn't. And
when
I leave to go hunting for the clan, I get huge scratches. AND HUGE SCRATCHES MAKE IT HARD TO CONCENTARTE ON
HUNTING! And after all the defending, you'll notice that many attacks have happened in this camp, and NOT A SINGLE
BRAMBLE HELPS GUARD US! Stupid brambles. OUCH! Brambleclaw was reading over my shoulder (like everybody) and
thought I was talking about him. I DIDN'T SAY BRAMBLECLAW I SAID BRAMBLES. And it doesn't help when I go to
Jayfeather and ask for medicine. All he does is smirks and talks about how chubby I am, and that it's not healthy to be my
weight. HE'S THE ONE LYING AROUND AT CAMP THE WHOLE DAY! Sheesh. When I complained to Poppyfrost about
Jayfeather's mean comment,she just laughed and said so true. Apparently she's against me. That's not the worst part. She
handed me a stack of thank you cards and said I need to send these out by tomorrow. I AM NOT THANKING LIONBLAZE
FOR TAZERING ME! Oh well, I better get writing. Dear Daisy, thank you for slapping me repeatedly. It's just what I wanted!
Hmmm. That doesn't sound sincere. Let me try again. Dear Daisy, thanks for beating me up! It's exactly what I wished for.
Nope, seems to straight-forward. Dear Daisy, thanks for the gift! Next time I want someone to slap me silly, I'll tell you!
Sounds better. Ok I bettergo get a head start on those Thank you notes. Toodles, Diary!
Ok Berrynose, maybe you shouldn't send them thank you cards...