Hi sorry its been so long! Berrynose has been occupied in the medicine den. He couldn't write for a while. But he's better now! This chapter was inspired by a review left by My name is swansong. Thank you very much, My name is swansong. Wait now it sounds like MY name is swansong. Which it isn't. Hmm.
Dear Diary,
I am sitting in the medicine cat den. Apparently Lionblaze does not like hugs. He is such a meanie. I am officially firing
Mothwing as my therapist. When she recommended facing violence with love, it was obvious she had never met Lionblaze. It's
just like the saying nothing is impossible. Whoever made up that saying has obviously never tried stapling water to a tree. It is quite impossible. I would know. I have tried many times. I am extremely stressed, because today is Poppyfrost's and my
anniversary. I don't know what to get her as an anniversary gift. Oooh! Wait! I have an idea! I could get her an autographed
picture of me! She'll love it! Jayfeather just sighed and said it's gonna be an interesting day today. I don't know what he
means by that. He can be very mean and sarcastic at times. Oh look here comes Poppyfrost! Poppyfrost, I have something
for you! You don't look very excited! Oh well, here's your gift! OUWCH THAT HURT! STOP HITTING ME WITH THE PICTURE
REPEATEDLY! Fine, what did you get me? OOH GOODY! COUPONS SAYING YOU WON'T SLAP ME FOR A WHOLE DAY! CAN I
CASH ONE IN NOW? What do you mean they've expired? WELL HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU TO! Hiss. We have a very
complicated relationship. I guess she's never heard of " It's the thought that counts!" Humph! Well fine, she can be a
grouch! I'm going to enjoy my life! Maybe I'll go for a jog through the forest, spend time with the kids, help out the stray
cats… Yeah, I'm gonna start to help others! Starting now! Or maybe later. Yeah, maybe I'll wait till after this episode of
Glee. I mean, the new season has just started recently, and already the drama is unfolding! The producers really know
what they're doing! I think. Maybe I can enjoy my life by just watching TV? It's worth a shot. All right I'm gonna go get a
pack of Oreos and watch the new episode! Farewell, diary!
Hmm Berrynose has issues. He shouldn't have fired Mothwing.