Sorry it's been so long, but here's the next chapter! I forgot the disclaimer, so here it is. Ahem. DISCLAIMER: I do not own warriors if you think i did you have obviously not read warriors in which case you should be asking yourself what your doing on this site. My advice? Read warriors and come back. :)
Dear Diary,
. Ok, calm down myself. In case you didn't get that first sentence, it says oh
my starclan this is absolutely horrible. Deep breathes. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale- Oh who am I kidding this is a disaster! I
was walking on the Thunderclan border minding my own business and was randomly abducted by Riverclan! AND NOW
THEY ARE HOLDING ME FOR RANSOM! But that's not the worst part. The ransom is… ALL OF MY OREO COOKIES! WHY?
ANYTHING BUT THE COOKIES! TAKE POPPYFROST INSTEAD! Oops, I hope she doesn't read that. I know what I'll do! I'll talk
to Mothwing! She's my therapist; she can straighten this out with the leader! The leader would have to listen to her; she's
the medicine cat! Hold on I'll be right back.
MEANIE! She said that they were doing Thunderclan a favor by taking me off their paws! Hiss! Wait, what's this? They're
letting me go? Why? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THUNDERCLAN WON'T PAY THE RANSOM? I'M THE BEST WARRIOR THEY HAVE!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Ouch. They quite literally kicked me out of their camp. Sigh. I guess I'll head back to camp. I can't
believe POPPYFROST didn't even pay the ransom! I mean come on! If she was abducted by Riverclan, I would pay the
ransom … probably… Ok fine maybe I wouldn't! But that doesn't give her the right to not pay the ransom for ME! I mean, I
am Berrynose the great! ALL MUST OBEY ME! Except for Bramblestar, Blackstar, Mistystar, and Onestar. And every cat in the
clan except apprentices. Hmmm. Maybe I'm not QUITE so powerful. I must go ponder on the meaning of life. TTFN. (ta ta
for now, incase you do not speak text)