A/N: Sorry its been so long. I am officially out of excuses. Oh, wait i'm not! I was too lazy! That wasn't a good excuse...
Dear Diary,
I have three kinds of news. Good news, bad news, and plain news. Yes, a lot of stuff can happen over an extended period of
time. Ok, I'll start with the Good news. The good news is, I discovered the meaning of life. The Bad news? I forgot to write it
down. The plain news? I BOUGHT AN iPhone! It sounds like good news, but its actually just plain because a crazy voice from
Starclan on it keeps back talking me. I asked it what a weasel looked like in a cute little voice, and all it replied was " I don't
know what what does a weasel look like means." I don't think it understands cat talk very well. I have been downloading
tons of songs since I got this, and now I have theme songs for every cat in the clans. For instance, every time I pass
Crowfeather on a patrol, I play the song womanizer, by Britney Spears! And for Poppyfrost, I play Blah Blah Blah by Keisha,
because all she ever does is nag me! She slapped me because of that. And for me? Do you even have to ask? Obviously I
play I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. When I walk in the room, yeah this is what I see. Everyone stops and their staring at
me. I've got passion in my PAWS and I'm not afraid to show it show it show it. I'm sexy and I know it-AHHHHHHHH!
POPPYFROST THREW MY IPHONE INTO THE LAKE! WHY? WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY? TAKE ME INSTEAD! WAIT NO, STOP I
DIDN'T MEAN THAT! AHHH! Gurgle gurgle blub blub. She is SO mean. I hope she knows she's paying for that. Poppyfrost
just pointed out that we share our salary, so my money is her money. Poop. Wait, how do we make money anyways? We're
cats. Poppyfrost just laughed and said exactly. What does she mean by that? I'm not sure I want to know… ouch. My brain
hurts from thinking. I don't like to think very often, it's too hard. Poppyfrost says it's obvious I don't like to think. She's
mean.
A/N: Technically, i gave credit to those songs, but here it is again. Sexy and I know it, by LMFAO. Womanizer, by Britney Spears. And Blah Blah Blah by Keisha. And BTW, the crazy voice from Starclan was Siri on the iPhone!