Sorry it's been so long, Berrynose has been... hibernating! Here is the next chapter!
Dear Diary,
I REMEMBERED THE MEANING OF LIFE! HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, CHAIRS, LAPTOPS, AND MID-SIZED DONKEYS, CAUSE
THIS WILL BLOW YOU AWAY! DRUM ROLL PLEASE… (Cricket cricket) or not… Ok! The meaning of life is… ME! AS IN
BERRYNOSE! BECAUSE WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT ME? Poppyfrost just said it would be relaxing. She's just jealous
she's not the meaning of life. It took me about 5 minutes to realize that the meaning of life was me. I mean, it's SO obvious!
How come scientists haven't thought of it before? Maybe they've never heard of me. Or maybe they confused me with a
berry. I hate my name. Speaking of which, Squirrelflight and I got in an argument over whose name is stupider. I told her
her's is stupider because squirrels don't fly. But then she said theirs this thing called a "flying squirrel." I bet her 5 mice on
it, so now Brackenfur is Googling it. And the results are… NO! YOU LIE! COMPUTERS AREN'T ALWAYS RIGHT! CHEATER! I
REFUSE TO PAY UP! SO? I DIDN'T SWEAR ON STARCLAN! I CROSSED MY CLAWS BEHIND MY BACK! SO THERE!
Squirrelflight's an evil kitty. And Brackenfur must have typed in the name wrong. Obviously. I'm going to go on Pawbook!
(Facebook, cat version) Ooooh goody! Somebody added me as a friend! I now have a grand total of 2 friends! Yay! My two
friends are my mom Daisy, and that creepy cat called Sol! I'm so popular! SHUT UP LIONBLAZE! JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE
314,567,892 FRIENDS DOESN'T MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME IN ANY WAY! AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR NEW HAIRCUT, IT
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A POODLE! Shhhhh. Remain calm, myself. Lionblaze is hunting me down. Oh no, what if he can
smell fear? WILL HE KILL ME? I MUST GO FAR, FAR AWAY! Or maybe I'll just wait until he forgets. Farewell for now!
Well. Thats all i can say. Review, and you get a Berrynose plushie! Who wouldn't want that?