Hey everyone! This one I imagined as Nine, but can easily be Ten.
Disclaimer: Don't own, want to though.
3. 3 Minutes
Things the Doctor can do in 3 minutes (With commentary by the Doctor):
-Blow up a banana grove (Interesting day that was!)
-Accidentally get engaged (Honestly, it was a just a cup of cocoa!)
-Get arrested after materializing the TARDIS on some alien race's holy site (Twice)
-Put up some shelves (Ha ha Jack, really funny…not.)
-Create a new room in the TARDIS
-Jettison a room from the TARDIS
-Get hopelessly lost (I wasn't lost, I was taking the scenic route!)
-Read an entire Calculus book and correct it
-Add a new setting to the sonic screwdriver (I can make popcorn now!)
-Insult an entire species on a show broadcast across the whole planet (Oops.)
-Contract some sort of alien flu
-End up covered in some unidentifiable alien goop. (I really liked that jumper )
Things the Doctor CANNOT do in 3 minutes:
-Walk across the interior of the TARDIS (Can't even get across the wardrobe in that time frame!)
-Find the bottom of his jacket pocket (I KNOW that my psychic paper is in there somewhere…)
-Land in the time and place he was aiming for (I MEANT to end up on that pig farm in Medieval Europe, honest!)
-Wake Rose up after a day of constant running and perilous situations
-Reconcile with the species he just majorly insulted on planetary-wide television (When I said that you smell odd, I meant that in the best way possible…)
-Explain exactly why he used to wear the Technicolor Dreamcoat or a stalk of celery on his lapel (I guess saying 'I was young' isn't a good enough explanation?)
-Be coaxed into talking about the Time War
-Convince Jack that he's REALLY NOT INTERESTED (Seriously.)
-Clean up what's left of the Slitheen in Mickey's kitchen. (I'm a 900-year-old Time Lord, why did I end up with that 'honor' anyway?)
-Open a deadlock seal
-Explain some difficult scientific concept in words human beings can understand. (What do you mean you don't have recreational mathematics classes on Earth?)