Oh Dear! It has been quite a while since I have updated…sorry.
Anyway- this is just a random thing that I thought might be funny
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Jack was bored. Rose had gone home to visit her mum and Mickey and the Doctor was who knows where in the TARDIS. Even the Time Lord sometimes got disoriented in the bigger-on-the-inside spaceship.
So Jack was stuck in the TARDIS because he simply didn't feel like he wanted to be on Earth at the moment, especially after that Slitheen incident. Although he was human, it simply wasn't home, it wasn't Boeshane Peninsula.
He did manage to find the library/swimming pool, but most of the books were in Circular Gallifreyan, and not even a human as well-traveled as Jack knew how to decipher that language. He briefly thought about taking a swim, but he didn't feel like exercising after all the running he'd been doing lately.
He discovered one of the TARDIS kitchens and decided he would just go back to his room with a ridiculous amount of junk food in tow. At least the TARDIS had TV.
It wasn't too long before even that got boring. A billion channels throughout the universe and there was still nothing worth watching. Huffing with annoyance, Jack decided to access the TARDIS computer.
FantasticBigEars has entered the chat room.
It took Jack approximately half a second to guess who that was, and decided that he would be significantly less bored.
BoeshaneBabe: Hello FantasticBigEars!
FantasticBigEars: Hello BoeshaneBabe! I haven't seen you in this chat room before.
BoeshaneBabe: Oh, I've talked to you before.
FantasticBigEars: Is that so?
BoeshaneBabe: Oh yes. I seem to recall you saying that it wasn't just your ears that were big
and fantastic… ;)
FantasticBigEars: …um…did I really?
BoeshaneBabe: Yup. We hit it off so well we decided to meet at that bar in the Restaurant at
at the End of the Universe. And boy did you prove me right. ;) Actually, it's no
wonder you can't remember…you had about three dozen Pan-Galactic Gargle
Blasters. And I have to say, that drunken strip-tease while singing "It's the
End of the World as We Know It" was very entertaining. Oh, by the way, I
kept the red jumper. Of course, this was all before you passed out, crying
about some girl named Rose who you don't have the guts to tell her you love
her.
At this point Jack could practically hear the Doctor blushing. It was a good five minutes before the Doctor responded, deciding that he would try and keep whatever dignity he had left after this situation that he couldn't recall.
FantasticBigEars: I had wondered where that went. Actually, I really need that back-there's
really important stuff in the pockets that shouldn't fall into the wrong hands.
Where are you?
BoeshaneBabe: I've been on Earth in 2006 for a while since then because my
vortex manipulator broke. I'm in London right now. I'm next to a blue police
box…funny…that hadn't been here yesterday…
FantasticBigEars: Great! I'm practically there. Now what do you look like?
BoeshaneBabe: Oh, I'm about six feet tall, brunette, blue-green eyes…
FantasticBigEars: Great! I'll be there in less than five minutes!
FantasticBigEars has left the chat room
Jack raced outside and casually leaned on the side of the TARDIS. About a minute later he could barely contain his laughter when the leather-clad alien raced out of the phone-box looking for the person matching BoeshaneBabe's description. He did find one woman that matched the description that slapped him when he asked her for a red jumper (which might have made her less angry had she not been wearing one at the time).
Rubbing his face, the Time Lord turned around and realized a very giggly Jack Harkness was leaning on the TARDIS.
When Rose got back she found Jack being relentlessly chased by the Doctor, who was uncharacteristically aiming a weapon at the 51st century human.
When she asked what was going on, Jack breathlessly answered "I'm a con man!"