The Rise of Homo Quirkeas

by neowolf24

A man from the future starts introducing Izuku to his future children. Apparently they have returned to prevent the rise of a tyrannical future government. Join Izuku and his allies as they travel around the world to stop an unexpected evil from taking over.

17. Chapter 17

Chapter 13

Q/N: This is the second chapter I posted today. Read the previous chapter first.

About 30 minutes after the last chapter

Mirko, Ryukyu, the Ravagers, Lady Nagant, Eraserhead, Mist and the Harbinger watching the news in a break room when a text alert goes off on Lady Nagant's cellphone. She opens the message, and her eyes widen. "I found Hawks!" She says, drawing everyone's attention. "What? Where is that idiot?!" Mirko says. She frowns when she notices a confused look on the sniper's face. "What the… He's in the Netherlands." Before she can say anything else can comment, the news station displays a breaking news logo.

A news caster comes on the screen with a rather solemn look on his face. "We've just received word that Keigo "Hawks" Takumi has finally resurfaced after the events of the Desolation of Japan. We go now to the Hague, Netherlands where he appears to be at the doorstep of the International Criminal Court." The reporter says. An image shows the man, causing many of the occupants to either wince or gasp.

Many of the students are in a living room watching in shock as they see the former number 3 of Japan. Gasps of horror can be heard at the sight of him. He looks like he's been through hell. His hair is a mess, and judging by the blood, smoke and tears on his costume, he likely hasn't changed since the attack occurred. His eyes appear bloodshot and dull. There's a bottle of Sake on the ground next to him as he drops to his knees and places his hands over his head like a man surrendering to the police.

Of all the students, Fumikage seems the most unnerved. This is not the man he had interned with. A few men in suits emerge from the building as what appears to be the head of the International Criminal Court itself, a rather portly old man with white hair and a bushy moustache.

"I'm here to surrender myself to the court." He says with a drunken slur. "My actions directly attributed to the destruction of Hiroshima by detonation of a nuclear warhead. I-I've killed millions…" The man adds. A portal opens in the room, startling some of the students and Mirko, Lady Nagant and Oboro step through it. "Hey, can we borrow the bird kid? We need to go knock some sense into Colonel Sanders." The Rabbit vigilante asks. Fumikage rises from his seat next to his girlfriend Reiko without a moment of hesitation. "Yes, lead the way." He says.

Back in the Netherlands, the man in the bushy moustache looks down at the hero recently turned vigilante with pity. He gestures for a translator to be brought in, a small man with a pair of mouse ears and a pin stripe suit before speaking in his native Dutch. "Young man, what happened to the city of Hiroshima was a great tragedy, one of which the entire world has lived in fear of for centuries, a nuclear detonation." The translator says as a portal opens behind Keigo, putting the suited men on guard. Mirko charges out of the portal, only for Lady Nagant and Oboro to restrain her as Fumikage also emerges along with All Might, who they had picked up along the way. "Let me go." Mirko says. "Calm down and let the man finish." Lady Nagant says.

After pausing a few seconds for the angry rabbit to calm down, the man continues. "As such, we were forced to make the investigation of this incident our number one priority. We thoroughly reviewed the recording and came to the conclusion that the blame for this travesty lies solely at the feet of the entity known as Evolution." The translator adds, causing Keigo and the others to freeze. "Wh-what the hell are you talking about!? I was the one who triggered the damn bomb!" Keigo shouts in anger and despair. "Yeah, after being put through a hell that probably would have even broken me." Mirko says angrily, shocking the bird man. The idea that Mirko would acknowledge her own weakness seems to have caught him off guard.

"Young Keigo." All Might says, drawing everyone's attention to the Symbol of Peace. "Your meteoric rise amongst the hero ranks has led many, including yourself apparently; to forget just how new you are to this business. You are talented, that much is certain, but you still lack the real-world experience that veterans such as Lady Nagant and I have. What you went through, what happened to Tsunagu and Enji as well… Evolution specifically targeted all of us with the intention of driving us to insanity." All Might says. Hawks looks over to the number one in shock. "H-he got you guys too?" He says. The older hero nods at this before gesturing for the camera crew to cut the audio. Fortunately, Yagi's reputation even holds up in Europe, as the crew complies. "What I say here cannot be revealed yet. The world's leaders are fully aware of this, as is Mr. Van Leeuwen here." Yagi says before looking back to Keigo.

"I was effectively stripped of my powers and forced to watch as the three of you were driven to the brink by this mad man. I was forced to sit back and do nothing as Japan, the nation I swore to protect was burned to ash by a future version of Izuku Midoriya, my successor and son in all but blood. He informed me that by the end of the day, one of us would join him in his mad quest for total annihilation." He says solemnly. Keigo freezes at this. "Tsunagu was brought back to the ruins of the Kobe Adventist Hospital, the site of his greatest failure and was forced to watch children brutally murdered in front of his eyes in some sort of twisted reenactment of that night by Moonfish, the very man who caused that disaster in the first place before he was eventually murdered." All Might adds, causing Keigo's stomach to turn as he remembers the details of that event. "And Enji was tricked into torching an orphanage after Evolution tortured him with the images of his own family. Worse, a few days later, Evolution came through with his promise by brutally killing his son Shoto right in front of him. Enji has become a twisted visage of his former self." The hero says. "Oh God… they got Enji?" Hawks asks in horror.

"And you were forced to chew your way through the belly of a child to obtain a key to stop the nuking of two Japanese cities. Only for him to reveal that the bomb in Nagasaki was fake and heavily imply that the one in Hiroshima was the same." He continues, causing the man to nearly vomit at being reminded of what he had to do. "It was only natural that you let your guard down at that point. Even the most experienced heroes would have been distracted by that. You didn't put the bomb in Hiroshima and you didn't set the pressure plate which would trigger the bomb, that was Evolution." All Might concludes. "But I-" He starts to object; only to be slapped up the back of the head by Mirko. "Can it Colonel Sanders; that wasn't your fault." The brown rabbit woman says.

"All Might's right Keigo. Evolution nuked Hiroshima, not you." Lady Nagant adds as Fumikage approaches his mentor with Dark Shadow perched over his shoulder. "The world is staring straight into oblivion master; a monster unlike any we could ever fathom in our darkest nightmares threatens us all. You wish to make up for Hiroshima? Help us make sure the city didn't perish in vain." Fumikage says. Keigo eventually breaks down into tears at the show of support from his friends and colleagues.

Eventually he manages to calm down, but not before sending a mild glare toward the rabbit vigilante. "Are you ever going to stop calling me that?" Keigo asks. Mirko flashes a shit eating grin at the man. "You're the one who signed up for that endorsement deal with KFC Japan, you brought it on yourself." She responds, causing the avian vigilante to sigh.

A couple hours later

There's an ominous breeze travelling down the long hallway, which is only made more foreboding by the fact that that shouldn't even be possible due to them being underground. Recovery Girl is a woman on a mission. A mission of total shinstruction. There's a demonic glint in her eye as she slowly walks down the corridor. She is being followed closely by a stretcher robot playing an executioner's drumline on snare drums. She passes under a dim light, and that's when her cane comes into view. It appears to have a much thicker 'needle' than usual. This is because it is made of a special metal designed to amplify any pain felt upon forceful contact. Chiyo only pulls this attachment out when someone does something exceptionally stupid; something that is well known amongst the hero community.

She turns the corner, and a door opens on the left side. Nezu starts to exit the door before his eyes briefly bug out at the sight of the cane. He schools his expression and calmly turns around to return to his makeshift office, but once the door closes the sound of moving furniture alerts the woman to his attempts to barricade himself in. She pays him no mind, as he is not her quarry.

The next group they encounter is Mirko and the Ravagers. All four of them shudder in fear at the sight of the cane as it ominously clacks against the concrete. Mirko kicks down one of the walls and Kamui promptly wraps the other three in his branches before swinging through the hole and down to a lower level of the bunker. She continues on her way, ignoring the four heroes turned vigilantes. And they all sigh in relief when they realize they are not her targets.

The third group she encounters is Cementoss and Powerloader. The two teachers are confused briefly by the sound of drums, but once Chiyo walks around a corner, they nearly shit themselves at the sight of her cane. "Oh fuck! Cementoss! Plug the hole behind us." Powerloader shouts before digging through the floor like a dog trying to escape the back yard; followed by Cementoss, who seals the hole up just before the nurses shoe would have hit it.

The recently merged first year hero classes are having a lesson with Eraser Head, Miss Joke, Midnight, Snipe, Hibiki Ashido and Akira Yaoyorozu when they pause at the sound of a drumbeat. Snipe recognizes the tune being played and he gulps nervously. "Ah hell, somebody's shins are about to get destroyed." The gunslinger says, confusing the students and terrifying the teachers. The door slowly creeks open and the lights in the hallway go out as an ominous drumroll begins. All that can be seen in the darkness is the ominous glow of Recovery Girl's helmet light illuminating her grim expression. "Shota Aizawa, Izuku Midoriya." She announces darkly. Izuku starts to panic as he activates One for All to escape.

"PROBLEM CHILD, STOP!" Eraserhead shouts. "Running only makes it worse…" Shota says hauntingly. Izuku gulps before powering down and marching over to the nurse in resignation. "So… I have some important news for Emi and Nemuri." The woman says ominously as a false serene expression appears on her face. Said women squeak in terror before diving behind the teacher's desk. "Congratulations ladies. You're going to be mothers." She says, dropping everyone's jaws.

"Wh-wh-what?" Nemuri squeaks. Her face is neon red, something which looks exceptionally weird on the normally shameless woman's face. "Oh shit! It's a code 17!" Hibiki shouts as Akira facepalms. "Damn, looks like I owe Powerloader 10000 yen. I thought for sure you'd last at least seven years before getting knocked up by one of your students." Snipe says. Hibiki pulls out his cellphone and says "Attention all Izukids, we got a code 17! New Izukid on the way!" He says happily, getting multiple groans and facepalms over the call.

"God damnit dad… Who's the lucky lady?" Rika says in a half amused, half exasperated tone. "Nemuri Kayama. Dad knocked up his teacher." Hibiki says proudly. Ox Tsunotori sighs at this. "Well, it could have been worse I suppose. I honestly don't know how much she would have been able to do against Evolution and his monsters seeing as they neither sleep nor breath." He says, unknowingly causing Nemuri to flinch. The woman already looked as if she was having a mild panic attack before, but that sent her into overdrive.

"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Wh-what the hell am I going to do?! I can't be a mother! I don't have a clue how to take care of a baby. And I'm a terrible influence on children! Oh God, what am I going to do?! I'm going to screw this kid up so bad! I-I-I!" She says in an increasingly frantic rant, only to snap out of it courtesy of a slap across the face by Miss Joke. "E-E-Emi?" She asks timidly. She feels a soft caress on her hand and turns to see none other than the father of her apparent child trying to calm her down. "N-N-Nemuri." Izuku stutters. His face is as red as a tomato, but he still seems to be showing genuine care.

"I-it's going to be okay. You're going to be a wonderful mother. M-my own mom is a nurse, she's always said that first time mothers often panic, but they manage to get over it and let their instincts take over. It's going to be okay. I'm going to be there with you." Izuku says. It's then that Nemuri notices most of the rooms occupants have left the room. Likely under the prompting of Eraserhead. Said sleep deprived teacher, her lover Izuku, Ms. Joke and Recovery Girl appear to be the only ones left. While Recovery Girl has remained in Shinsecutioner stance, she appears to have at least chosen to delay her wrath until after the crisis was handled.

Nemuri pales at one of the things Izuku said. "Oh God. Your mother… What is she going to do?" She whispers. Now its Izuku's turn to pale. "Oh no… she'll kill me and then she'll throw a party to celebrate a new grandchild on my grave…" Izuku says. "She'll have to bury you without your shins." Chiyo says, reminding the two men of her presence. "Oh crap, have mercy Recovery Girl!" Izuku has. Eraserhead face palms at this as Recovery Girls eyes narrow in rage.

A malevolent black aura engulfs the woman, causing Izuku to gulp in fear. "Now you've done it." Shota says. Recovery Girl leaps into the air, flipping multiple times as her cane begins to glow white. "SHINPOCALPSE STRIKE!" She shouts, flying toward the teacher and student duo.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SHINS!" Izuku shouts from a distance, drawing the attention of Izuku's lovers minus Nemuri along with Okimi Todoroki, Hibiki Ashido, Akira Yaoyorozu, Hayami Shiozaki. "Welp, looks like dad won't be walking for a while. Good thing he's got Float." Hibiki quips. Several of the Izukids sigh at this. "Still can't believe he knocked up his teacher. He's an inspiration to men everywhere." Hibiki adds. "Oh, for crying out loud Hibiki, why they hell are you so proud of him for this?!" Okimi shouts. "That's what happens when you spend a lot of time with Uncle Mineta and his Church of Perverts." Masumi adds over the phone, unwittingly condemning the diminutive pervert to an early grave.

"His what now?" Mina asks. As much as she wants to talk about Nemuri getting pregnant, her son takes priority. Hibiki's back shoots ramrod straight upon hearing his mother's voice and he starts to sweat nervously. "Oh, Hibiki's a member of the Transuniversal Church of Perverts!" Masumi adds. "SHIT, SOMEBODY FIND HER, UNCLE MINETA'S LIFE IS IN DANGER!" Hibiki shouts. "What, you mean you don't want your mother to learn that you became a shameless pervert under the influence of Mineta Minoru?" Hayami Shiozaki says teasingly. That was all it took. Mina's eyes snap wide open as the yellow irises surrounded by the inky black void burn with an intensity that makes Hell look like a winter wonderland.

Hibiki, desperate for a distraction; decides to pull a classic move out of the sibling playbook; throwing his sister under the bus to distract his mother. "HAYAMI'S ENGAGED TO THE LITERAL DAUGHTER OF SATAN!" Hibiki shouts. Ibara's eyes widen to the point of nearly falling out of her head upon hearing this. "SHE WHAT?!" The religious girl exclaims. Hayami scowls at the pink skinned boy. It looks as if this had almost distracted Mina, so Hayami chooses to avenge herself. "Hibiki's sleeping with a former villainess in her early forties!" She shouts. "FUCK!" Hibiki shouts as Mina's rage returns and a second target of her scorn is added.

"Hibiki… what is the crazy witch talking about?" She asks with a haunting tone in her voice that echoes throughout his soul. "Ohh, well uhh… you remember that EX-" Hibiki says, emphasizing the EX. "Member of the Meta Liberation Army I saved?" Hibiki adds nervously. "You mean the dead blue bitch?" Mina asks angrily. "What? No, she survived." Hibiki says. "No, she didn't; she died in the attack, along with a certain perverted grape." Mina says calmly before walking out to the hall in a trance like state. Her wings erupt from her back, and she takes off like a bat out of Hell. "HOPE THEY LIKE ACID BATHS!" Mina screams in rage. "Fuck! MAMA, LEAVE CHITOSE AND UNCLE MINETA ALONE!" Hibiki shouts before boosting off the ground with his quirk in pursuit.

Back inside, Hayami has been left to do damage control of her own. Ibara is in a near catatonic state. "Satan's daughter, she's engaged to the Devil's daughter…" The Christian woman mumbles. Hayami chuckles at this. "Would it help if I said she's nothing like her father?" The witch says. "She's Satan's daughter. She must be some sort of horrible demonic monstrosity…" Ibara mutters. While she is willing to accept her daughter being in a homosexual relationship, her lover's demonic nature appears to be something else entirely. Hayami scowls at this.

"Alright, that's enough of that!" Hayami says, grabbing her mother by the shoulder and shaking her hard enough to snap her out of her state. "Listen up mom, because I'm only going to say this once. Yes, I am engaged to the daughter of the Christian Devil. No, she is NOT a monster; she's a Succubus and she is nothing like her father. She's a sweet, caring nerdy woman who I love deeply of my own free will. And before you ask; no, she cannot and would not devour my soul." Hayami says. Ibara stares at the woman in wide eyed shock as the other women process this new information. "Wow, Ibara's kid is dating the Devil's daughter… I didn't see that coming." Setsuna says. "I can understand why Ibara was caught off guard though. Her daughter is dating the child of the guy who is the antithesis of her religion." Itsuka adds.

Ibara takes a few deep breaths before responding as carefully as possible. "O-O-OK. Th-that's ok…" The pious woman says, shocking everyone. Ibara then scowls at her daughter. "But don't think for a second that I'll play nice with her father." She says. Hayami snorts at this. "Well, it's not like I can ask you to do something even she can't do." Hayami says amusedly. Ibara tilts her head in confusion at this. Her daughter rolls her eyes. "Oh, come on mom, are you really surprised to hear that SATAN is a horrible father?" The witch asks. Ibara is forced to concede this point. Before anything else can happen though, the door suddenly opens and Nemuri peeks into the room.

A few seconds and a flurry of movement later and the woman finds herself tied to a chair by the other women Izuku is with minus Mina, who is currently on a hunt for fruit, a blue berry and a grape to be precise. "Alright, talk." Toru says, taking the lead for this interrogation in Mina's absence. "W-w-well, th-there's nothing to talk about. You heard Recovery Girl." Nemuri says nervously. "I wasn't even their girl; I got a message from Mina. How the hell did you get knocked up?!" Mirko asks. "You know damn well how it happened; you and Mount Lady were there!" Nemuri shouts in annoyance.

Mirko grins salaciously at that. "Oh yeah, good times." The Rabbit vigilante says, with Yu humming in agreement. "S-so it's true then, y-you really did get pregnant?!" Fuyumi says with a scandalized tone to her voice. As a teacher, the very idea of getting knocked up by a student shocked her. "Y-yeah, that's what happened." Nemuri says before the door burst open and Izuku hobbles into the room supported by crutches. Seeking a way to ease the tension, Setsuna grins at the sight of the man. "Damn it Greenie, is it too much to ask for you to go five minutes without breaking a bone? Seriously, I honestly used to ship you with a hospital bed more than any of the women here." She says teasingly. Izuku pouts at the reptilian themed hero as the room erupts in a brief round of snorts and giggles. Izuku sighs a second later before grinning shyly at his fellow green haired person. "Thanks for breaking the tension Set." He says, getting a thumb up from the girl.

"Alright, I'm just going to say it. Yes, Nemuri is pregnant with my child. No, I am not leaving any of you because of it. And yes, Recovery Girl beat my shins like a professional Base Ball player whacking a Pinata." He says, getting more snorts and giggles from the room's occupants. "Damn it dad, I'd ask if you'd ever heard of protection, but considering I'm about to get my 16th sibling, I think I already know the answer to that one." Akira Yaoyorozu says.

Izuku chuckles nervously at his daughters, all of whom are scowling at him, except for Hayami, who seems amused. Izuku turns back to the girls with a look of worry in his eyes. "L-look, i-if this is too much for a-any of y-you to handle-" Izuku starts to say, only for Ochako to leap from her seat and place a finger on his lip. "Oh no you don't! I think I speak for all the girls when I say it'll take more than this to chase us away. I mean, if we're willing to share you with nineteen other women, how's an unexpected pregnancy supposed to scare us away?" She says. The women all seem to agree to this. Of course, this seems to trigger the infamous overactive Midoriya tear ducts, as the boy starts to cry in relief. Of course, then he looks around and notices one of the girl's is absent.

"W-wait. Where's Mina?" He says, only to be answered by a cowardly scream of terror from a certain freshly picked and soon to be squished grape hero. "My guess? Turning Mineta into grape jelly." Toru says. "Izuku, if Ibara's not going to leave you over this, I highly doubt Mina would." Yui says calmly. Ibara turns a slightly offended look over being singled out by her quiet classmate; but Hayami's deadpan expression is enough to silence the pious woman. Izuku appears to calm down after that.

"I know he can be a creep and all, but is anybody going to save Mineta?" Mei asks. "Hibiki's got it handled most likely." Okimi says as Izuku's cell phone goes off. The green haired father to be opens his phone and his eyes bug out when he sees the message. "OHMYGOD! ALL MIGHT SAYS THERE'S A PRO HERO WHO WANTS TO MEET ME!" The hero nut shouts before rushing out of the room without another word, dropping his phone and getting sweat drops and facepalms around the room. "Leave it to Izuku to forget everything the moment there's a pro hero around…" Kyouka deadpans. Tsu grabs his phone when it dings again.

She reads the message and puts it in her skirt pocket (She is very happy her mother taught her to sow, she will never be left wanting for pockets on women's clothing again.) and places her finger on her chin in contemplation. "Hmm, I wonder why the Monster Hero: Godzillo wants to meet Izuku?" She says. Ochako and Pony chuckle nervously as Setsuna's face turns white as a sheet. "Wait, SHIT! GREENIE, HOLD UP!" The lizard woman shouts before making a mad dash for the door.

"Uhh, what was that about?" Momo asks Itsuka, who shrugs. The Izukids sigh, aside from Hayami, who seems to be giggling. "Godzillo is Setsuna's overprotective uncle." Akira says; causing the girls to pale. "Alright, first Pony, now this?! Does anybody else have any overprotective family members that want Izuku dead?!" Toru asks. Tsu lets out a panicked croak, something that only Ochako seems to notice, but she decides to put that to the side until her boyfriend is out of harm's way. "Come on ladies! We got a boyfriend to save!" Kinoko says. "Calm down aunt Kinoko. Hikari is tailing my father right now and Rika's ready to intercept should things get out of hand." Okimi says, calming the women.

Over in Ground Beta, Mina seems to have finally isolated the grape themed pervert. He is frantically dodging acid shots by bouncing from his orbs, all while screaming like a banshee. "AHHHH, MINA! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO? I STOPPED PERVING OVER YOU WEEKS AGO!" The fearful grape shouts. "It's not your perversion that's the problem! You corrupted my son!" The alien girl screams. Her wings are fully spread out, blocking Mineta into a corner where Mina is currently toying with him. Every time he's tried to escape, she just slaps him back into the corner with a wing slap. "WHAT THE HELL?! I'VE BARELY SAID ANYTHING TO HIM OUTSIDE OF DAILY MASSES AND THE JUBILEE OF ANIME TIDDIES!" Mineta shouts.

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU GRAPE BASTARD! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO YOUR PERVERTED CHURCH! YOUR FUTURE SELF TURNED HIM INTO A PERV LIKE YOU!" Mina screams in rage as Mineta barely avoids pissing himself at the glare the girl is leveling at him. Mineta screams in silent horror as Mina amasses a large orb of acid above her head. One that he was certain he couldn't dodge. "Any last words?" Mina asks menacingly as Mineta trembles in fear. "MAMA STOP!" Hibiki shouts as runs down the hall. "Not now baby, mama has a grape to squish." Mina says. "Mama, if it wasn't for Uncle Mineta I would have died a lot sooner than I did!" Hibiki shouts. Mina and Mineta both freeze up at this.

Mina throws the orb to the side, burning through half of the rubble and leaving a crater seventy feet deep in the center of the floor of the gym over the course of three seconds before dissipating. Mineta gapes in awe and horror at the display of Mina's newfound power. The girl could probably level a medium sized city if she were a villain. He doubts that even Bakugo could match the destructive potential she has anymore. The power dynamics of the first years have shifted, and Mineta seems to have found himself on the bad side of one of the strongest students.

"Baby? What are you talking about?" Mina asks weakly, a stark contrast to the force of destruction the two men just witnessed. Hibiki sighs at this. "Back when I was 11 years old, my school dorm was attacked by thugs hired by the HPSC to kill me and Ryota. Mineta was the only hero nearby at the time. There were dozens of villains and not the two-bit chumps you saw at the USJ; these guys were well trained professionals. Mineta managed to get most of the kids away without incident, but I got trapped under a steel beam that collapsed during the attack and Ryota refused to leave me. Mineta told him to take me and run, as he had a plan to stop the villains from pursuing them. It takes some effort but with Mineta's encouragement Ryota manages to transform into a Triceratops for the first time, as apparently larger dinosaurs are harder to turn into; and used his increased strength the beam to the side and ran away from the fight as ordered. Mineta chained his orbs together and attached them to the buildings support beams and baited a villain with some sort of body slam enhancing quirk into hitting the orbs at the center. The five story building collapsed on top of him and the villains… no one survived…" Hibiki says sadly.

Mina appears shocked by her son's story. The idea that the usually cowardly boy would sacrifice himself to save anyone like that had completely caught her off guard. Mineta seems equally stunned by the story. "I-I ended up joining the Church of Transuniversal Perverts and following in his footsteps to honor his sacrifice." He adds. This last line leaves the Pink girl in a bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, Mineta sacrificed his life to save her son. On the other hand, that led to her son becoming a major pervert. Mina slumps over in defeat and sighs. "Fine… I won't kill the little perv." She says in resignation. Mineta and Hibiki both sigh in relief at this. Of course, that relief dies the moment Mina's glare returns to the small purple hero in training.

"But turning my son into a pervert cannot go unpunished. Alright Mineta-" Mina says before emitting a sickly green acid from her hand which drips onto the floor and melts a deep hole into the ground almost instantly. "-Hold still while I melt your dick off." Mina adds darkly. "WHAT?!" Mineta screams in horror. "Oh, calm down you little baby, I made sure the acid was strong enough to burn through to your nerves long before you have a chance to feel pain." She adds. "THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE!" Mineta screams.

Luckily for Mineta's man hood, fate seemed to have mercy on the boy, as Hibiki's girlfriend Chiitose 'Curious' Kizuki walks out from a nearby alleyway. She was at an angle where she could only see Hibiki and chuckled sultrily at the boy. "There you are Hibi. I've been looking all over for you." She says. Hibiki's back straightens as he looks at the love of his life in horror. "Uh Chi-" Hibiki says before the blue skinned woman interrupts. "Excuse me? I thought I told you to call me mommy when we're alone?~" She says before licking her lips seductively. "Ahh, fuck me." Hibiki says. "That's the plan~" She says. A few seconds later she notices Mineta dash out from behind the corner. "What? Who was that?" She asks in confusion. "Chi Chi, run." Hibiki says. Curious quirks an eyebrow at this. "Why? What could that little punk do?" She asks. "Uncle Mineta's not the one you need to worry about." Hibiki says fearfully.

Curious tilts her head at this before freezing as she feels an aura of darkness unlike anything she has ever felt before around the corner. Chiitose's face turns pale when she watches Mina walk forward in a zombie like state with her eyes obscured by her bangs and a shadow over her face.

Mina's head suddenly jerks up and Chiitose's life flashes before her eyes when she sees the pure malevolent rage in the girls black and yellow eyes. "RUN!" Hibiki screams before Mina releases a battle cry. "Shit!" Chiitose shouts before taking her lover's advice. She had seen the videos of Mina fighting; she doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell at fighting her. Chiitose takes the opportunity to run away. While the woman has come to regret her choice to become a villainess as of late, right now she's thanking every possible entity for it right now. Had she not trained her body and mind with the rest of the MLA, she has no doubt she would be dead now. Her acrobatic training in particular seems to be benefiting her as she grabs on to an exposed piece of rebar and uses it to swing out of the way of the approaching blob.

Her eyes widen as she watches the concrete, steel and earth practically evaporate in a broken window of a nearby wall. "Holy… Those videos don't even compare to the real thing." The blue skinned woman thinks in horror. While the video footage was limited, Mina is one of the students who appear to have become somewhat famous as up and coming heroes due to the sheer power she displayed during the Desolation of Japan. She doesn't stop though; she kicks off the same wall and climbs up to the second floor of what she thinks is a dorm. The sound of sizzling concrete, steel and earth invades her ears. She runs through the streets and into what looks to be a department store of some sort. She continues to run through the building and notices a massive hole in the floor. She spots a piece of pipe. Without stopping, she uses her quirk to blow up the bottom of the pipe and continues running toward the hole before pole vaulting through a blown-out wall. She spins around midair to narrowly dodge a stream of acid. She can practically feel the air near her feet burning.

She looks back briefly to see a piece of debris on her boot with a small bit of acid. She yelps before shaking it off, and notices that in that split second, the boot and her sock had been burned through and it had almost started burning through her skin.

"FUCK!" She screams before rolling out of the way as Mina flies past her, hands dripping with an acid so potent that even seems to burn the air around it. She turns around in midair before slamming into the ground with enough force to crack the pavement beneath her feet. Unfortunately, Curious appears to be trapped in a ruined classroom, with Mina standing in front of the only way out. Chiitose freezes under the weight of Mina's wrathful glare. "What was that I heard earlier? He calls you mommy?" The pink devil asks as she walks toward the woman who backs into a wall. "Here's the thing bitch. That is MY son you're messing around with." Mina says. Hibiki catches up to them and his eyes widen in horror at the sight of the two colorful women. "Mama stop! Leave her alone!" Hibiki says.

"No, Hibiki. This whore needs to learn her place." Mina says. "Mama, please! I love her!" He says. Mina turns a manic look at Hibiki. "Lo-? How can you say that?! You just met her a few days ago! Plus, she's a villain and she's old enough to be your mother, hell, she's a year older than MY mom!" Mina shouts. "Mama she's trying to change! Sure, she's made some mistakes in the past, but so have I! Or did you forget what happened with Shigaraki?!" Hibiki shouts. Mina flinches hard at this. Then she turns back and growls at the older woman. "You couldn't help that Hibiki, you were sick. This bitch chose evil; and now she's gonna pay." Mina says before hurling a ball of acid at the woman. Chiitose holds up her arms protectively, knowing full well it's pointless to do so with how potent her acids are and closes her eyes.

The sound of acid hitting a solid surface and a loud spark confuses the woman. She opens her eyes and sees a rather tall woman with black hair in a large, spiky ponytail. She quickly recognizes her as Momo Yaoyorozu, one of Mina's classmates. Her hero uniform appears to have undergone a drastic transformation though. Due to her Wall of Flesh spell, Momo no longer needs to have so much exposed skin, and while her costume is by no means conservative; it appears to protect her much better than before.

Her cape is now covered in strange white runes and glyphs. Her top no longer plunges all the way down to her navel, nor is the back open like it once was.. It is a red vest that she wears over a white long sleeve shirt with a large keyhole that exposes an amount of cleavage that honestly make the older woman blush. Her old skirt and shorts are completely gone, replaced by white and red spandex pants with a half skirt that plunges down to her knees made of what looked like black fur. Despite being more covered up, the pants hug her figure extremely well, similar to Midnight's outfit. Her belt appears to have been replaced as well, with her new belt consisting of a black leather strap with three pouches on the left side, and on the right side it has a pendant with a serpent twisted into an infinity symbol with four red and white feathers attached to a black leather harness that houses the pendant. The whole thing has a soft white glow to it. The front of the belt is dominated by a large pouch similar to the Sporran worn with a kilt. It is made of what appears to be Yak hide with long black fur on it. The only vaguely familiar part of her new look is the boots, although they seem to have more runes and glyphs like her cape on the sides. Altogether, she managed to make herself look even sexier despite showing a lot less skin.

She reaches into one of the pouches and pulls out a small handbook which expands into the Guardian. In front of Momo is a thick wall of glass with what appears to be a blue forcefield. Momo stares the pink skinned girl down in anger. "That's enough Mina." She says authoritatively. The alien girl in question snarls at the former vice class rep. "Out of the way Momo. That slut needs to die." Mina says angrily. Momo has honestly never seen the pink skinned girl like this. She's usually such a happy go lucky woman.

"Mina, get a hold of yourself! You want to be a hero! Heroes don't kill people!" Momo says. There's a slight flash of pink energy in her eyes that makes Hibiki go pale as Curious takes the opportunity to run to her lover. "Ah fuck, no wonder she's going crazy, her Queen's Instincts kicked in." Hibiki says. "Her what?" Curious asks. "It's an altered state of mind that affects Phylarians, like a mama bear defending its cubs, but much more intense. When someone threatens the collective, they kick in to help defend it. She's basically in a frenzy." Hibiki says. "Momo!" Hibiki shouts, getting the new witch's attention. "Mama's not herself right now! Her Phylarian physiology has her whipped into a frenzy! You're going to have to wear her down so someone can restrain her long enough to let me turn it off!" Hibiki says as All Might arrives at super speed with Aizawa on his back looking somewhat out of it. "We're never doing that again…" The grumpy teacher says.

"Damn it, it had to be Ashido. Erasure doesn't work on her; her powers aren't from a quirk." The teacher says before pulling out a radio. "Mina Ashido appears to be in some sort of frenzied state. All students please stay clear of Ground Beta for the time being. Momo, get back for now. All Mi-" He says. "NO! GRANDPA YAGI, DON'T TOUCH HER!" Hibiki shouts in alarm, surprising the two heroes. "Mama's body is coated in a powerful acid armor that would burn through anything that contacts her, even for a fraction of a second. Not even All Might could touch her without getting seriously hurt. Momo's the only one with enough powerful ranged attacks that can hold her off right now. I'm going to call the only person durable enough to hold her." He says before sending a message on his phone. "I think the Queen of Salt is still here as well. Faizah can generate and control Sodium Hydroxide and other acid neutralizing salts." All Might says before pulling out his own phone and messaging the Abyssinian heroine.

"Momo! Don't let Mama touch you! Her skin is coated in acid when she's like this, keep her at a distance!" Hibiki shouts. Momo nods as Mina takes to the skies. She tries to rush Curious, only to be knocked out of the sky by a bolt of purple energy. "You're not getting to her without going through me Mina!" Momo shouts. Mina grins viscously at the girl, slightly startling the heiress. She's never seen this side of Mina before. "That's just her physiology clouding her mind, Mina's a sweet girl normally." Momo reassures herself. "Fine! I'll take you out too! NOBDOY'S TAKING MY HIVE FROM ME!" She screams in desperation. Momo is once again caught off guard by Mina's behavior. Mina slides across the ground on her weaker acids before leaping back into the skies and flying high into the air.

"Wings of Aether." Momo says in an ancient language before sprouting a pair of shimmering blue bird like wings. "Wall of Flesh" She says as she takes off after the alien girl. This spell creates a levitating square of flesh roughly 10 feet in height and width and one foot thick. "Akaron's Blessing" She says, which coats her and the Wall behind her in a shimmering grey aura. "Eat acid, bitch!" Mina says before firing a stream of green liquid at the witch. Momo narrowly dodges with a barrel roll, causing the acid to slam into the roof 31 story skyscraper.

The roof practically vanishes in an instant before continuing to burn through the tower, cutting the tower down to 12 stories before it finally collapses as the acid burns through the foundation. It continues digging through the ground, creating a hole which is filled in by the debris of the tower briefly before it to dissolves, all in a matter of three and a half seconds.

Back on the ground, All Might and Aizawa watch the destruction of the building in shock. "My God… Shota, when this is over, Miss Ashido is going to need some serious training. Her potential for collateral damage is staggering." All Might says. For once, the sleep deprived teacher finds himself agreeing with the large hero for once. A massive beam of purple plasma fires from Momo's hands, but Mina manages to stay ahead of it. The plasma slices through four buildings and leaves a seven foot wide trench dug into the ground beneath it. "Momo will too from the looks of it." Shota adds as the Queen of Salt arrives with a look of shock on her face. "What the hell are you two teaching these girls?!" Faizah asks as a ball of blue acid explodes upon contact with a spinning red ethereal arrow roughly 9 feet in length. "Miss Yaoyorozu has obtained a powerful book of spells allowing her to wield magic the likes of which we have never seen. Miss Ashido on the other hand has undergone a metamorphosis due to her alien physiology which has increased the potential of her acids exponentially." All Might says. "Wait, so the pink girl is the alien I heard about?" Faizah said. Yagi chuckles at this. "Yes, and under normal circumstances, I imagine you two would get along well. She's an avid dancer." The man adds.

"Her entire species was. Phylarians didn't even have traditional wars amongst their own kind unlike most sapient species. They settled their disputes with massive elaborate dance competitions. They were quite the spectacle. I'll have to show you and her some videos of them." Reginald adds, surprising the heroes as he walks out of an alleyway.

"Apollo's Arrow!" Momo says, firing three more red energy arrows from her forehead in rapid succession. Two of the arrows miss and end up piercing through three skyscrapers before embedding themselves into the ground, where they slowly start to dissipate. The third arrow grazes one of Mina's wings, causing the girl to fall out of the sky and land on top of a nearby skyscraper. Her momentum combined with the coat of acid on her body causes her to burn through the roof and seven additional floors before she comes out of one of the walls and carves a deep trench into the road. Momo flies down and gasps in horror as she sees that the girls right arm is mangled. She never meant to hurt the girl like that. Much to the girl's shock though, the arm manages to set itself straight before healing all the damage in a matter of seconds. Mina shakes the blood off her newly repaired arm, which burns a deep hole into the ground. "That all ya got?" She asks tauntingly. "Thank goodness she can heal." Momo thinks to herself. Mina flies toward the witch with a look of fury on her face. The Wall of Flesh shimmers and a giant 12-foot-wide ball of iron emerges loaded on a rail. "Magnis Blast!" Momo shouts, and a pulse of blue magnetic energy fires from her palm and slams into the ball. The orb fires fast enough to crack the sound barrier, but Mina is somehow even faster in her dodge. The orb continues flying through nine buildings before slamming into the ground and carving out a trench eight hundred feet long. Four of the buildings collapse, but the others remain standing for the moment.

Mina charges forward yet again, only to be tackled out of the air by a twelve-foot-tall giant made of red crystals with a familiar look to it, one Mina quickly recognizes. "Eijiro?!" She screams in shock. The happy go lucky redhead winces in pain as the acid on her skin slowly but surely burns through his crystalline skin. "New trick I figured out. HIBKI, NOW!" Eijiro shouts to Hibiki, who flies in on twin energy blasts from his feet before placing all ten of his fingers on his mother's forehead.

Hibiki winces in pain as even the acid resistance from his half Phylarian physiology is put to the test. "Buh bye fingerprints." The pink boy muses in his head. "Wake up, the hive is safe!" Hibiki says in Phylarian as his fingertips glow with white energy. Mina's eyes dull briefly before returning to normal. "Huh? W-what happened?" Mina asks as both Eijiro and Hibiki release the girl. There's a Mina shaped hole roughly two feet deep in the crystal giant's chest and arms. "Sheesh, that almost broke through." Eijiro says as the Queen of Salt rushes in. "Don't transform yet." She says before emitting a stream of Sodium Hydroxide to neutralize the acid. "Wow, this really is some potent acid." She says before neutralizing the last of it. "Okay, you should be safe now. Nice work out there by the way." She adds as Eijiro returns to normal. The boy looks down to his chest and winces at the angry red mark on it. "Gah, that really stings." He says.

Meanwhile, Mina finally comes to and notices Eijiro's chest; causing her eyes to widen in alarm. "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED EIJIRO?!" Mina shouts in worry. "Uhh… you did?" The confused rock boy says unsurely. Mina tilts her head in confusion until she feels the layer of acid sitting on her skin. Mina gasps in horror before reabsorbing the acid through her skin, something that she could only do because of her recent power boost. Mina starts to tear up at this. "B-B-But how? I-I don't remember doing that, I'd never hurt him." She says in confusion. "Mina, what was the last thing you remember?" Momo says as she and the others approach the alien girl, although Curious chooses to keep her distance.

Mina looks to the curvy girl and notices her outfit appears to have acid burns on it. "Oh God! Momo, did I hurt you too?!" Mina asks. Momo looks down at herself and frowns. "No, just a little damage to the costume. But I can fix that easily." She says before her body starts to shimmer and her costume regenerates. "Whoa, since when could you do that?" Mina asks. "That wasn't me, it was my charm." She says, gesturing to the pendant on her belt. Momo turns slightly pink at this. "Baron Samedi taught me to summon this because some of the stronger spells can destroy even the most magic resistant clothing. I just didn't want to give everyone a free show… Well, more than my old costume did anyway." The girl says. Mina snickers at this. "Yeah, streaking is Toru's thing." She says teasingly, with the two girls giggling at their invisible classmates expense. Said girl sneezes in the room where she is hanging out with her daughter Hikari.

"Yes, erm, back to Momo's earlier question." All Might says, trying to steer the conversation back on track. "Oh, right! Uhh, I remember hunting down Mineta and threatening to burn his dick off for corrupting Hibiki." She says, getting a sweat drop from All Might and a face palm from Eraserhead. The Queen of Salt just looks confused. "Mineta?" She asks. Eraserhead sighs explosively at this. "The short guy with purple balls on his head. He's a massive pervert and I would have expelled him months ago if he didn't have so much potential as a capture hero. Not even All Might has been able to get his orbs off." He says.

"What else do you remember?" All Might asks. "Well, I remember hearing…" Mina says before seeing Chitose hiding behind All Might. "YOU!" Mina screams, startling the blue skinned woman. She rushes over to her boyfriend to hide as Mina marches over to the two of them. "Mama that's enough!" Hibiki says sternly, catching the pink skinned alien completely off guard. Said pink alien freezes on the spot as Hibiki marches up to her. "Mama, I'm fully aware that she's a bit older than me, but I don't have a problem with that. I love her for who she is, not her age or her admittedly incredible body." He says, causing his girlfriend to blush violently. "Besides, the age thing kind of goes out the window for me, my combined Homo Quirkeas and Phylarian physiology means I'm going to live for a 1500 years at least. Yes, she is a former villain, but I've got my own bloody past in case you've forgotten. Everyone deserves a chance to redeem themselves. And I'm sorry if her asking me to call her 'Mommy' upset you." Hibiki adds.

Chitose's blush can now be seen from space as everyone stares at the woman in shock. Several of them start to blush themselves as Shota groans in irritation. "God damn it, I get enough of this shit out of your father, I don't want to know about his kids' sex lives too." The sleep deprived man says, causing Hibiki to blush as he realizes he probably should have left the specifics out. "But I'm a grown man! My birthday is technically coming up a month from now, but after all the shit I've been through I'd like to think I've matured a lot faster than most people my age. I'm not asking you to treat her like a friend, I know that's too much for right now; but can you at least agree to leave her alone?! If you don't…" Hibiki says before thinking rather hard. A metaphorical light bulb goes off in his head. "If you don't leave her alone, no purple grandkids for you!" He shouts.

Mina gasps in horror at this. Somehow, Chitose's blush gets even more intense after hearing that. "K-k-k-k-kids?" The woman squeaks. While she may be close to being too old for children, she did have some eggs frozen earlier in her life. They were stored in China as part of the MLA's quirk creation project. But isn't it a bit too early to be considering that?! Hibiki turns violently purple as he realizes what he just said. Luckily, Mina manages to draw everyone's attention away from the couple by groaning loudly. "Fine! I won't kill the bit-" She says before catching herself. "Chitose." She says before glaring at the blue woman. "But I still don't like you! Not only are you a former villainess, but you're also a vulture!" She says as the reporter finally calms down, although the attack on her profession does seem to ruffle her feathers. All Might looks over to the girl's grinning home room teacher with a deadpan expression. "And you say I'm a bad influence on my students." The large hero says, getting an annoyed look in response.

"As amusing as this has been." Reginald says, startling most of the people there; as they had forgotten he was present. "I think this might be a good opportunity to teach these two young ladies something. Something I think All Might would likely be best to teach them." He says. The big man looks at him in confusion before the time quirked being gestures to a giant red energy arrow that appears to have impaled a dummy car in the distance in a fake traffic jam, the gigantic trench created by Momo's oversized cannon ball and the abundance of acid damage throughout the fake city. "Oh, right. Girls, would you look around and tell me what stands out to you about the city?" All Might asks. The two girls look confused at first, but they comply regardless. Momo turns pale when she sees the car impaled by her arrow. It went straight through the roof and the driver's side seat before embedding itself into the ground below. If that had happened in the real world, she would have killed someone. It gets even worse when she notices the path of destruction left by her giant magical rail gun.

Meanwhile, Mina gapes at the sheer destruction wrought by her acid. There's an abundance of partially melted buildings and slag filled craters everywhere. "Oh fuck, we would have killed a lot of people in the real world." Mina says in horror. All Might nods at this. "You girls have just received a massive power boost all at once. It's only natural that you wouldn't realize just how destructive you could be." All Might says before looking down at his clenched fist. "I rarely even come close to using my full power, as I could level entire cities with it. We're going to have to teach you to control your new powers. I'll have to speak to Baron Samedi about you Momo, but I believe Faizah here would be the best match for Mina, as they both have acidic powers." All Might looks toward Eijiro as well. "Honestly I think everyone who received new abilities is going to need more training. I'll introduce you to Tamatoa; just don't tell Izuku." He says, getting a nod from Eijiro.

A call on Shota and Yagi's phones interrupts the conversation. They both look down and see that Nezu has called an emergency conference call with all the teachers. They answer the call and each man appears to have different reactions. All Might grows increasingly worried as the conversation goes on while Shota appears to be aggravated. "God Damn it problem child, would it kill you to go one day without attracting a villain?!" Shota says in irritation, alarming the students. "Understood sir, I'm here with Momo, Eijiro and Mina right now. I- wait, you want me to ask her what? Umm… okay then." All Might says. "Students, it appears that Izuku was snatched in one of the garages earlier by two men." He says, causing the students to panic. "Miss Momo, Nezu needs you to confirm their identities. Both men had mutant quirks. One had a satellite dish emerging from the top of his head and the other had the head of a German Shepard. Do they sound familiar to you?" The other two students look to the heiress, only to jump back as the usually refined woman starts growling in rage.

"Yes, Hans Denhardt and Masaaki Suzuki. They're two of my soon to be dead father's personal bodyguards." She says angrily. Mina facepalms at this. "God damn it Midori, I preferred it when it was villains trying to kill you instead of vengeful fathers." She says as Yagi is forced to hold Shota, so he won't give himself a concussion banging his head against a nearby wall. Faizah leans over to Eijiro, who seems to be rather amused by his two teachers. "Is this normal for you all?" She asks. "Honestly? Yeah, it is." He says. "God damn it… Yagi, if I end up getting brain cancer from stress, I'm naming the tumor after your successor." Shota says. All Might sighs at this. "I'm not even sure I can blame you." All Might says. "Maybe some work will help take your mind off the problem. There are other students who were powered up recently; they'll need mentors." All Might says. Shota sighs at this. The man is right, a lot of his students, including recently added ones have gained more power, and they'll need to learn to control it.

A few minutes earlier

Izuku is frantically rushing through one of the underground garages on his way to meet Godzillo, blissfully unaware of the danger that lies ahead. Unfortunately for him, Setsuna had lost sight of him a long time ago, and she forgot to ask Tsu where he was going. He's so focused on his goal that he doesn't even notice Danger Sense going off full blast when the back of a box truck flies open behind him. It unfolds further to reveal a net launcher with a strange gun on top of it. The gun fires an oddly shaped bullet which wraps around his neck, disabling his quirk and causing him to tumble onto the ground. A net is fired a few seconds later and before Izuku can respond, a small pod in the net expels a cloud of white smoke which causes him to lose consciousness. Two men in black camouflage emerge from the front seats of the box truck as it folds itself back up.

The first man, who appears to have a German Shepard shaped face; walks over to the unconscious hero in training and scoops him up into a fireman carry. The second man, who has satellite dish on his head stands still as a small orb on top of the antennae starts to glow. "The package has been acquired Mr. Yaoyorozu." He says before going silent for a few seconds. "Understood sir, we'll bring him to the warehouse." He says. He turns to the dog man a second later. "Boss says Godzillo was looking for the kid too. He'll meet us at the warehouse." Antenna man says. "Damn, the Boss and Godzillo want him? What did this kid do? He looks harmless to me." Dog Man says. "He seduced the bosses daughter and several other women apparently." Antenna man says. Dog Man scowls at the boy, he's got two teenage daughters himself.

"Think the boss man would mind if we tied him to the roof?" Dog Man asks. "Sorry Hans, boss wants him intact. He wants to watch him suffer." Antenna man says, getting a grunt as Hans tosses the boy into the back of the truck rather roughly.

When Izuku comes to, he realizes there's a bag over his head and his hands are tied behind a chair. He tries to use his quirk but notices he can't. "Ahh, good. You're awake. Remove the bag." A man says. As the bag is roughly removed from his head, he comes face to face with an older man with short peppered black and grey hair. The man is wearing a rather expensive looking suit and a fancy watch. He has wired rimmed glasses and a thick black moustache. The boy looks around and notices that he appears to be in some sort of empty, dimly lit office, off in the distance, he sees a man with a dog like head holding a black sack walking toward the door where another man with a satellite dish on his head appear to be standing guard.

Toward the edge of the room, he notices a massive reptilian figure. "OHMYGOSH! ARE YOU GODZILLO?!" He says excitedly, completely forgetting the situation he is in the moment he sees the 13+ foot hero. The hero chuckles darkly at this. "Yes, yes I am." The reptilian hero says in a deep voice. He leans forward with a viscous grin on his face. "And you're the little bastard who's been messing with my niece Setsuna Tokage." He says. Izuku turns pale at this new information. "Ah shit, first Rodeo and now this?" He says. "And unlike Rodeo, I was smart enough to get you away from my niece, so nobody's coming to save you." Godzillo adds as the man in front of Izuku clears his throat before pulling up a chair and sitting down in front of him. "Since we're all getting acquainted, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Botan Yaoyorozu, CEO of Yaoyorozu Industries." He says. Izuku finally understands what's going on here. "So, Izuku, correct?" He asks. Izuku nods cautiously at the man. Botan may not be a hero, but that doesn't mean he can't destroy one.

His own quirk allows him to absorb information from the internet directly into his head, plus, he's extremely wealthy and he knows how to use his money. "Tell me Izuku, why should I let you leave this place alive? And keep in mind, my associate over there; the one with the Satellite quirk, has a gift for sniffing out lies. His quirk enhances his senses far beyond the five perceptive senses." He says, gesturing to the guard in question. The man in question chuckles "I can hear frequencies too high or low for most humans, I can hear things said in range of any hearing device, I can sense every part of the electromagnetic spectrum and I can use all of these senses anywhere within five miles." He says. Izuku's eyes widen at this. "Whoa! That sounds like an amazing quirk! Can y-AHH!" Izuku starts to say, only to get smacked in the back of the head by Godzillo's tail. Luckily, he wasn't trying to hurt him this time, he just wanted to cut off any potential rambling.

Izuku shakes his head as he remembers where he is before turning a look of hardened determination to the wealthy man. "Mister Yaoyorozu, I care about Momo more than you could ever understand." Izuku says before turning to Godzillo. "That goes for Setsuna as well." He adds, getting a growl from the large hero. "Hmm, I don't know kid; I can understand a lot. Like right now? I understand that my friend Godzillo here's looking a little hungry." He adds. "Well, I did skip a meal to be here." Godzillo adds making Izuku slightly nervous. He knows the hero wouldn't actually eat him, cannibalism is frowned upon in the hero industry; but he might hurt him a bit, and he can't use his quirk to defend himself.

"Look, I know what this situation looks li-AHHH!" Izuku starts to say before Godzillo slams his tail into the back of Izuku's head. "Really? Cause to me it looks like some punk playboy masquerading as a hero nerd is trying to pressure my niece into something she can't handle." The reptilian hero says before walking back into the shadows. "Alright Izuku, I'm going to give you a chance to get out of this unscathed. Afterall, I really don't want any blood on my suit, and my friend here is wearing white." Botan says. Godzillo chuckles at this. "I'm a hero Mr. Yaoyorozu, even if you try to avoid it, there's a lot of blood in this business, the suit's stain proof." The reptilian hero says.

"Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to test just how stain proof it is, won't we unc?" A pair of disembodied lips says angrily from behind the large hero. Godzillo's eyes widen as a pair of arms wrap themselves into a chokehold. The rest of Setsuna emerges from a vent as the big man drops to his knees. Ambush chokeholds are the girl's specialty, so even a pro hero has difficulty getting her off, especially as he doesn't want to hurt her. His sister would tear him multiple new assholes if he hurt her.

"Crap, how'd she get past you, Masaaki?" Hans says before turning to the man. His eyes are currently flashing multiple colors. "Ahh hell, he got hacked!" He says. "How?! I thought the signal blocking orb he wears on his Satellite antenna was fool proof." Botan says angrily. "Someone deactivated it remotely." Han says. "WHO?!" He shouts. "Father." A serenely calm voice says. Botan's eyes widen in horror as a television hanging on the wall behind Izuku turns itself on. He finds himself staring down his irate daughter and gulps.

Before Godzillo loses consciousness, Setsuna releases her grip, although she leaves her arms wrapped around his neck. Her head detaches so she can look him in the eye and the man winces as he noticed her red, tear-stained face. "Ah, hell. Setsy, look." He says gingerly, only to get slapped by a stray hand.

"No, you look you overgrown lizard. I am not the little girl I used to be. I'm a grown ass woman now, I can date who I want. And what the hell was that about him being a playboy?! Do you really think I'm gullible enough to fall for that kind of shit?!" Setsuna shouts. "It's not you I'm worried about. That kid has been making waves all over the world! The news figured out the truth about his relationship with All Might. He's his hand-picked successor. A lot of eyes are on him right now, and if they find out about his relationship status… kiddo, this kind of stuff can destroy the reputation of even the most established heroes. Sure, we're a lot more tolerant toward Polyamory than we were before quirks, but he's got twenty women Setsuna, twenty!" The lizard says.

Setsuna sighs as she starts to calm down. "Look, I get it unc, this looks sketchy as fuck; but he's worth it." She says as her son Ryota enters the room with his sister Akira. "Besides, you don't have the full picture yet. You're not the biggest reptile in the room anymore." She says mischievously as Ryota gets the message and transforms into a Spinosaurus. "What are y-" He asks before feeling hot breath on the back of his neck. He turns around and comes face to face with a fifty foot long semiaquatic carnivore. "What the hell? When'd you get a dinosaur?" Godzillo asks before said dinosaur returns to his human form. "Yeah, mom didn't tell you that did she? Meet my prehistoric reptile shape shifting son from the future!" Setsuna says proudly.

"Wait, what?" He asks. Setsuna chuckles at him. "Remember when you gave mom that turkey stuffed with foam that expands in heat? The one that flooded the kitchen with foam, and she swore revenge for?" She asks. Godzillo starts to chuckle at the memory before pausing. "Well played Ichiyo, well played." He says.

Back with Botan and his body guards, the CEO looks unfazed by this development, although he appears to be sweating slightly. "Momo, my little sunshine; how are you? Are you having a good time at UA?" He asks nervously. "I was, until I learned that my boyfriend was kidnapped by a dog headed man and his sidekick with a satellite dish on his head." She says before turning to glare at the two men in question. "And I am telling Helga about this by the way." She adds, getting a terrified yelp from the dog man at the mention of his eldest daughter. The radar man, who just came to a few minutes ago, starts to chuckle at his partners distress. "It's times like these I'm glad I only have sons." The man says. "True, but you also have a wife." Momo says curtly, causing said man to pale.

The girl turns to her father and glares. "And wait until mother hears you almost denied her a chance at more grandchildren." She adds, causing the first crack in Botan's façade to appear as he flinches. "Uhh… I'm getting you a new car?" He says to bribe his way out of this mess. A flourish of her hand causes her wall of flesh spell to appear and a Ferrari 812 GTS bursts out of it in a flash of light. "One of my spells increases the amount of skin surface I can use, I can make my own if I want one." She says before shooting a bolt of energy which blows the car to pieces, causing physical pain for every car junkie in a five mile radius. Throughout the entire ordeal, she has not dropped her serene tone of voice. "Uhhh…" The man says. Being deprived of his go to solution of bribing his way out of a mess with his daughter appears to have caught him off guard.

The man comes out of his stupor the moment Akira Yaoyorozu steps into his field of view. "Grandfather…" She says angrily. Surprisingly, this emboldens the man. "This, sweetheart! This is why this little idiot isn't good for you. He allows his future daughter to enter heroics without a quirk! How is she supposed to defend hers-?!" He starts to say before being cut off by Momo, who has traded her false serenity for searing rage. "Father; I watched her kick All Might's ass myself." She says, enraged that her father would think Akira was a defenseless child. Botan's face pales as he looks to the now grinning gunslinger. "I-I-" He starts to say before being cut off by his daughter. "Here's what's going to happen, father. Akira and Ryota are going to bring Izuku home. You are not going to interfere and you have twenty four hours to tell mother about this debacle yourself before I do; and I think we both know it'll end much worse if I have to tell her." She says curtly.

"I-uhh… Yes of course. Quirk Restraints: Release." Botan says, causing the collar around Izuku's neck to fall off. Momo looks over to her noticeably red faced boyfriend, who mouths that he is going to ruin her tonight. Momo turns bright red briefly, but manages to school her reaction, although she does have a more noticeable smile on her face now. She sighs when she looks back at her father. "Dad, I appreciate you looking out for me, but I'm not a little girl anymore. I've been through a lot over the past weeks; and I've come out much stronger than before. I can take care of myself, okay?" She says. Botan sighs at this. "Fine. I guess I'll leave him be, and I'll call off the team of private investigators I hired to ruin his career too." He says in resignation. "THE WHAT?!" Momo shouts in rage. "Uhh…" Botan says, realizing he just fucked up. "Oh look at the time, I got that meeting to go to; I'll see you later sweetheart!" He says before sprinting out of the room. His bodyguards follow behind him.

She sighs before looking to the corner where Setsuna and her uncle appear to have made up and are now watching with amusement. "Oh, uhh… Can you not mention this to the others Setsuna?" She asks. "Are you kidding me?! This is gossip gold!" Setsuna says. "Yeah, you can't expect Setsy to ignore that." Izuku says with a smug grin as the girl whirls around and stares at the boy with a look of pure horror in her eyes. If anyone finds out about her uncle's nickname; she's toast. Momo giggles at this. "So… truce?" The heiress asks. Setsuna sighs. "Fine… Let's get out of here." She says. "Yeah but before you go, Uncle? Do you have anything to say?" Setsuna asks Godzillo.

The lizard man sighs at this. "Fine, I'm sorry I tried to kill the little asshole." He says before a disembodied hand slaps him upside the back of his head. "Alright, I'm sorry Izuku." He adds. "It's okay, I get why you reacted that way; I still don't understand how I ended up in this situation." Izuku says sheepishly. "Good, now sign the notebook and all is forgiven." Setsuna says, getting a weird look from Godzillo. "He's a hero nerd, he collects hero signatures." She explains. "Ahh, fair enough." He says before signing the notebook and tossing it to an excited looking Izuku. But before dropping the issue entirely, Godzillo decides to get one last bit of revenge. "If we're being honest though, you should have let me kill him. It would have been a mercy killing compared to what Ganma Asui will do." He says before leaving the three confused students behind.

"Ganma? Isn't that Tsu's father?" Setsuna asks. "Yes, he's a criminal defense lawyer though, I really don't know what he could do." Izuku says. "Hmm, strange." Momo says. "Gateway." She says in an ancient tone. A transparent swirling vortex appears in front of the Heiress and the students can see the girl's bedroom on the other side. The other two look to her in shock. "Wait, you have a portal spell?!" Izuku asks excitedly. Momo looks over to him and resists the urge to coo at his puppy like excitement. "Yes, but it can only go to one place, which is the point of binding. I can choose where to put that though. In this case, it's my bedroom." She says. "Wait, why didn't you warp him out of here then?" Setsuna asks. "Father would have just tried to kidnap him again. I'd rather put an end to it." Momo responds.

"Ahh okay. Let's get out of here." Setsuna says. Godzillo's phone goes off before he can go with them though. "Ah dang, they need help here in town with a rescue. Sorry Setsy, we'll catch up later." He says, getting a frown from his niece. "Alright." She says rather sadly. "Hey, chin up Setsydoodle; I'm gonna be on the mainland for a while." He adds. Setsuna blushes violently at this. "UNCLE GHIDO! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM THE FULL VERSION?!" She screams in embarrassment as the Lizard man cackles like a maniac while the portal closes.

An hour later

Izuku is hanging out with the first-year hero class students, including the recent transfers, Himiko, Shinso, Amajiki, Nejire and Mei Hatsume. This is less about socializing and more about ensuring no more angry fathers come after him. Izuku is rubbing the knot on the back of his head caused by Godzillo smacking him with his tail. "Ah man that stings." Izuku says. Setsuna chuckles sheepishly at this. "Yeah, I should have warned you in advance about how overprotective my uncle can get." She says. Izuku sighs at this. "It's fine, I imagine most people would likely react poorly if they learned that their niece was seeing a guy with nineteen other women. I still think that's too much for one man, but if you're all willing to put up with me; then I'll go with it." He says.

Setsuna literally blows him a kiss from across the room, sending her lips to his cheek while reading from her phone. She chuckles at how flustered the cinnamon roll gets. "Well at least her uncle didn't use his bodyguards to have him abducted." Mina adds teasingly, getting a huff from Momo. "I still can't believe daddy did that. I'm a grown woman, I can take care of myself. And then I tried to smooth it over by buying me a Lamborghini in spite of me summoning and then blowing up that Ferrari. I don't even like driving the Bugatti he got me for my 16th birthday, I'd rather have something more practical, like a Rolls-Royce." She says angrily, causing Ochako to go catatonic at the mention of not one, but FOUR of the most expensive car brands on Earth. "Momo, your rich girl is showing." Kyouka says in a deadpan, causing the heiress to blush profusely. "Also, daddy?" Mina asks teasingly, causing the heiress to squawk as her cheeks turn even redder.

"Still, I can't shake what he said about Tsu's dad." Izuku says. This causes Tsu to croak in shock as her boyfriend turns to look at her. "He said him killing me would have been a mercy killing compared to what Ganma would do to me. I thought your dad was a civilian lawyer?" Izuku asks. "H-he is now… but b-" She starts to say before a long, drawn out, low pitched croak startles everyone. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Denki shouts.

"Oh no… he's here." Tsu says. The lights begin to flicker for a few seconds before suddenly turning out. "Shit! What's going on?! I keep feeling these flashes of hate and anger, but they disappear the moment I detect them." Himiko says. Another deep, long croak sounds off, this one louder and closer than the last. "I-I-Izuku. My father's not just a lawyer, he's a retired member of the Kotei no Ha and a veteran of the Vietnamese Invasions of Laos and Cambodia. The government scrubbed his records to protect him from retaliation." She says, alarming many of the students with knowledge of the military. Tenya looks thoughtful for a second before the color drains from his face. "Wait, Tsu… You're not telling us your father is the Phantom Toad, are you?" The class rep asks nervously. Tsu's panicked croaking is all the answer he needs.

Another croak goes off, followed by a cacophony of clanging metal and pounding stone which causes Kyouka to double over in pain. "Shit! It's like they're coming from everywhere at once!" She says. Mezo spawns additional ears from his extra limbs, but immediately turns them back with a pained expression. "Ts-ts-tsu? Your father wouldn't hurt me, would he?" Izuku asks fearfully. "W-what? No Izuku, o-of course he wouldn't." She says half-heartedly. "Tsu, I know I've taught you not to lie to your friends." A masculine voice says from behind Izuku. They all spin to the source of the voice, only to see nothing there. "Shit, what's happening?" Amajiki says as Eraserhead, Akira 'Cybershot' Yaoyorozu and Hound Dog burst into the room. "Ryo, can you find the intruder." Hound Dog sniffs the air, only to gag as a foul-smelling gas fills the room. "Oh god, it smells like a rotten eggs wrapped in dead fish." Jurota Shishida says.

Tsu is experiencing a borderline panic attack at this point. "Ah shit, this is getting bad." Eijiro says as even Eraserhead is struggling to keep his composure. A few seconds later, the lights suddenly turn back on, blinding everyone briefly as the floor in front of Izuku explodes upward. "IZUKU! DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES!" Tsu screams in a rare display of panic.

"Wha-?" Izuku starts to say before he hears a deep, pulsating noise. He looks to the source and his mind goes blank as he sees a pair of oscillating red and yellow eyes. A 6'2" tall man with a toad like head and short black hair. He is wearing black military fatigues and has an assault rifle on his back, a Magnum Desert Eagle in a holster on his left hip, a large, serrated combat knife strapped to his right hip and several bandoliers loaded with ammo cartridges and grenades. The moment his eyes start to oscillate, everyone except for Izuku stands straight, arms locked to their sides and unable to move. He even appears to have waited until Shota was facing away from Izuku to strike to prevent him from disabling his quirk.

Ganma Asui

Codename: The Phantom Toad

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 252 lbs

Gender: Male

Birthday: March 15th

Age: 42

Blood Type: B

Quirk: Hypnostun

Description: Ganma Asui's quirk has two different effects. Anyone who looks directly into his eyes will fall into a trance, during which they fall completely under his control. Anyone who can hear the oscillating sound of his quirk or see him while it is active will find themselves frozen and unable to move. He cannot choose who is paralyzed by this effect and it can only activate if he's hypnotizing someone.

Basic Biography: This is Ganma Asui, the Phantom Toad of the Kotei no Ha. He is a veteran of the Vietnamese Invasions of Cambodia and Laos. His quirk… Disembodied Present Mic pauses at this. "Wait, you made him the Hypnotoad? What a stu-" He says before Ganma unfreezes and turns to look him in the eye. "-pendous idea… let us all praise the incredible creativity behind this well-placed Futurama reference..." Disembodied Present Mic adds in a trance like state.

"Alright kid, just sit still while I cut your dick off." Ganma says before pulling his knife out of the holster and approaching the entranced green haired man. "Daddy, stop! You can't do that!" She says as Izuku stares blankly into Ganma's eyes. The toad like man stops before contemplating his daughter's words. "You're right…" He says, much to everyone's relief. "He should do it himself." Ganma adds before walking up to Izuku and handing him the knife. Everyone starts to panic, but before the hypnotized Izuku can take the knife, the ceiling caves in and a long tongue wraps around the knife before yanking it out of Ganma's hand.

The massive figure of Daisuke Asui emerges from the hole and kicks Ganma through the wall, breaking his quirk in the process. Ganma rolls off the momentum effortlessly and activates his quirk, only to pause as he notices something. Daisuke is wearing a blindfold. "You came prepared. I didn't notice you until a few seconds before you struck. Impressive for someone of your size." Ganma says. Daisuke chuckles at this. "I learned from the best grandfather, ribbit." Daisuke replies. This seems to give the toad man pause.

"So, your Daisuke then…" Ganma says before charging forward and drawing another knife he had hidden in his outfit. Daisuke manages to sidestep the man and sweep his feet, but Ganma leaps over the attack and kicks off the large vigilante, who stumbles backward, but manages to stay on his feet. "I couldn't get much from the limited footage of your fight with the Gaelic Navy." Ganma adds before throwing the knife at him and pulling his rifle off his back. Daisuke doesn't even try to dodge, taking the knife to his left pectoral muscle, only to pull it out and heal from the wound instantly. "But I saw enough to know your black ops. Why would I train my own grandson to kill?" Ganma continues as Daisuke surges forward with a haymaker. Ganma ducks under the hit as the others burst out of the room just in time to see Daisuke get hit by a triple burst from the rifle.

Some of the students appear ready to aid the vigilante, only for Shota and Akira to stop them. "Wait, they need to work this out for themselves." Akira says, with Shota nodding in agreement. "But he's already threatened to mutilate Izuku!" Ochako says angrily as Daisuke grabs the rifle and throws it to the other side of the room, but not before Ganma kicks Daisuke in the ribs. The man absorbs the blow and grabs his grandfather's leg, only for Ganma to shoot him with a taser he had hidden in his sleeve. "He wasn't going to let that happen. He was trying to get Daisuke to strike." Shota says. This seems to be enough to pacify them, although many of them still look nervous, especially Tsu and Izuku.

"Times were different by the time I came of age to start training." Daisuke says as he kicks Ganma away and rips the taser prongs out. "Japan was in the middle of a civil war, with both sides clearly leaning toward totalitarian ideals." Daisuke adds as Ganma rolls off his momentum from the kick. "Things were getting dangerous, and you wanted to be sure I could protect myself and mother." Daisuke continues. Ganma pulls out his pistol and shoots him twice in the chest, knowing full well it wouldn't hurt him, but counting on the stopping power of the gun to stagger him. The wound heals almost instantly as Daisuke not only absorbs the gunshots, but charges forward and headbutts the man, finally managing to do some serious damage. He follows up by rushing the man and locking him into a sleeper hold. A knife emerges from the back of Ganma's left boot, and kicks his grandson's upper leg, but Daisuke shrugs the blow off. Daisuke tightens the hold, and Ganma finally stops struggling.

"Hmm." Ganma says as Daisuke releases him before he loses consciousness. Everyone finally starts to relax when Daisuke removes the blindfold, signaling the end of the fight. "I was able to get into your computers beforehand and read up on your profile. I'll admit, your quirk is perfect for black ops. Most people would see your healing, your claws and your sonic croaks as your most valuable assets, but it's your ability to regenerate your entire body from a single cell that really works to your advantage. A suicide mission isn't suicidal if you can just regenerate your body halfway across the world." Daisuke says before turning to his daughter. The man flinches when he notices her tear-stained pout. "Aww damn it… *croak* I'm sorry lily pad. I just didn't want some punk taking advantage of you." He says, the nickname getting a few coos from the girls and a slight blush from Tsu.

"You raised me better than that father. I wouldn't let myself be manipulated by someone who doesn't love me, ribbit." Tsu says. Ganma sighs at this. "I know, I know…" He says. He then turns to scowl at Izuku. "I still don't like you; but I suppose I'll let you live… for now." He adds. Izuku chuckles nervously at this.

A few seconds of awkward silence is broken by another long and ominous croak, this one a higher pitch. This time, it's Ganma who feels fear, as his back shoots ramrod straight and he starts croaking in panic. Ganma Asui has seen the worst humanity has had to offer. He's watched friends die, he's killed people, he's seen some of the worst war crimes in recent history and he's survived it all without a complaint. But there's two things that scare him more than all of that.

One is the fear that any decent parent would have, something happening to their children. But that is not what he's worried about right now, they're not the ones in danger. There's an old saying, happy wife, happy life. He likes to add something on to that. Angry wife, run for your life. Beru Asui has entered the building; and she… is… PISSED. He slowly turns around and comes face to face with his wife, whose usually neutral expression seems to be threatening to crack from rage. "O-o-oh, H-Hi Honey." She glances over at the bloodstains, bullet holes and bloodied knives and her glare intensifies.

"O-oh. Th-that's nothing to worry about sweetheart. Daisuke has a powerful healing factor and an extremely high pain tolerance." He says. Tsu facepalms as Beru's neutral expression breaks. Turning into one of rage. He freezes for a second before realizing he just basically admitted to his wife that he stabbed and shot their grandson. She then glances over to Izuku and Tsu, the latter of whom is currently hanging on Daisuke's back, checking over his wounds to make sure they were gone. Sure, he has a healing factor, but it's a mother's job to dote over her son.

"A-ah. That. Th-the boy is dating 19 other women and apparently has children with fifteen of them in addition to Tsu, w-what was I supposed to do? I-if anything I should be commended for defending my daughter's honor." He says. Even the ever-oblivious Izuku facepalms at that. "She seems pretty happy to me." Beru says blankly. "A-ah, y-yes. I-I've noticed that recently. Th-that's why I didn't castr-" He adds before his eyes widen in horror as even he realizes he fucked up there. "So I almost didn't get more grandchildren then?" She says blankly. Izuku squeaks at this and Tsu turns beet red and starts croaking rapidly. "M-Mother!" She says in a rare display of emotion. "I meant later sweetie. After you become a professional hero." Beru adds. Before turning back to glare at Ganma. "You're sleeping in the Frog House for the next month." She says, referring to an old shed behind their house where Ganma keeps a cot for when he screws up. Ganma sighs in resignation. "Yes dear…" He says in slight relief. That could have gone much worse for the man.

"Whoa!" A young boy says before climbing up Daisuke's back, much to the alarm of Izuku and some of the girls. Much to their surprise though, Daisuke doesn't react when Samidare and Satsuki Asui peek over his shoulder. "You're so big!" Satsuki says. Ganma sighs in relief as Beru turns her attention to Daisuke with a much happier expression on her face. "Wait, you didn't throw them?" Izuku says. "Of course, not father, they're mother's siblings. Plus, it's not being on my back that triggers me, it's someone wrapping their arms around my body. They can stick on my back without that." Daisuke explains. "Well, I'm happy that you're unharmed." Beru says as many of the girls coo over the children climbing the mountain of a man who is actually their nephew. "It's rather difficult to harm me physically. There's no need to worry." Daisuke adds.

"Yes, well that still doesn't excuse my idiot's aggressive actions." She says, getting a sigh from Ganma the idiot. "Look, I get it, I was rash in my actions against Tsu's boyfriend, but once I realized Daisuke was close, my priority shifted to testing his abilities. He is my grandson, and I don't want him getting captured in a way that would prevent him from escaping." Ganma says. "I have an implant which can detect when I'm in danger of being captured. It would automatically disintegrate my current body and allow me to resurrect elsewhere. The only real way to kill me would be to destroy my body within a fraction of a second of my quirk being disabled, as my quirk can quickly counter any attempt to neutralize it. Even Evolution has a hard time killing me." Daisuke says. "It may be hard to kill you, but as you just said, it's not completely impossible." Ganma says. "That said, I'm confident you can handle yourself. So, I won't interfere anymore." The toad man adds. Daisuke nods at this.

"Alright, that's enough excitement for now. It's getting late and I want you all well rested. We're going for our first class at Geronimo tomorrow." Shota says.

With that, the group disperses, but not before Setsuna looks toward her boyfriend with mischievous lust in her eyes. Over the past few days, the pious woman had 'accidentally' walked in on Izuku with several of his girlfriends. Tonight, is the night she intends to strike. She chuckles sensually as she remembers Ibara's 'misfortune'.

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On Tuesday, she was lured into an abandoned toolshed, only to find Izuku on his knees with his head between Ochako's legs, which she had wrapped around his neck as he held her against the wall. The sight of Izuku devouring his lover like a hungry predator as Ochako's eyes rolled into the back of her head shook the plant girl so much she never noticed the floating eye on the wall above her.

On Wednesday, she found a girl on her knees. Himiko's jaw was stretched much wider than normally possible as she pulled it out of her mouth, only leaving the tip inside before slamming her face all the way down to the base and back again. Izuku had his hands on her buns, carefully guiding the girl's movements. Ibara's eyes widen as she sees just how massive his cock was. Seeing a picture is one thing, but to see the girls throat bulge like this was incredible. Yet again, the pious girl rushes away from the scene in embarrassment.

Thursday was even better, as the foreplay was already over by the time Setsuna found Izuku and Mei. As a result, Ibara got to see the main event. They were facing away from the girl and the floating eye hidden behind a computer screen. Ibara's eyes widen, and her jaw drops as she watches the inventor's pussy stretch to accommodate the Sinnamon Roll's monstrous cock in a prone bone position.

It is quite clear that they arrived toward the end of the current round, as Izuku starts to surge with green lightning before pulling the girl out from under him and bringing turning to face the door, forcing Ibara to hide. She doesn't leave though. She peaks around the corner and watches as Izuku ruthlessly wrecks the girl, watching her stomach bulge with every thrust.

He roars like a beast and Ibara's eyes widen even further as she can hear him pumping her with his seed. She watches in shock and awe as Mei's eyes roll into the back of her head and her belly starts to expand, leaving the girl looking around six months pregnant. The final blow came when he withdrew from the mad inventor, releasing a torrent of his seed in the process. Unable to handle anymore, Ibara runs away seeking to find a quiet place to 'relieve' her own urges.

Now for the main course.

Setsuna has an evil glint in her eyes and a devilish smirk as she lounges in her bed in nothing but a string thong. She chuckles to herself quietly, just barely opening her mouth to reveal her tongue is missing. It was currently on a mission to rile up her soon to be lover. Setsuna had been teasing Ibara relentlessly over the last week and the payoff was about to arrive. The final strike was to have the heavily repressed girl walk in on Setsuna and Izuku having hot, kinky sex.

The door slams open and hits the wall with enough force to knock it off its hinges. Izuku walks in with a predatory look in his eye and a large bulge tucked into his left leg. There seems to be worm like thing slithering its way across it as well. "Damn you Setsuna… what the hell was that?" Izuku says in a husky tone that rattles the reptilian themed heroine to her core. "You knew damn well we had a guys night planned. We were trying to bond after the classes merged. So, imagine my surprise when I felt this-" He says before reaching into his pants and pulling out the lizard girl's missing tongue, which he promptly throws at the mischievous girl. "-slithering up my pant leg." He says with a slightly out of breath tone.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to keep a straight face when a disembodied tongue is doing laps around your dick head? How hard it is to hold a conversation when the tip of the same tongue is probing your prostate?" Izuku asks aggressively. "Well considering I don't have either of those, I'd have to say no." Setsuna quips cheekily. This proves to be Izuku's breaking point. With a flex of his muscles and a few stray bolts of green lightning; Izuku's clothes explode into oblivion. Setsuna appears mesmerized by the way his unusually large schlong bounces free, slapping his abdomen before settling in to point straight at the now slightly intimidated, but incredibly aroused girl.

He uses One For All to surge forward faster than Setsuna can see. Before she even knows what's happening, Izuku's hand grabs the thong she was wearing and forcefully rips it down her legs, causing her to yelp in shock and slight pain. She starts to think she's in over her head when the boy hovers over her with a manic, horny look in his eyes and his massive dick pointed straight at her exposed core. "I'm gonna fuck you to piece Setsuna Tokage." He says with a feral tone that drives her arousal through the roof. It's a good thing too, because the Sinnamon Roll does not hesitate to roughly and forcefully shove her legs up impale the girl on his rod in a mating press.

"OH FUCK!" Setsuna screams in agony and ecstasy. His body surges with lightning as he starts to hammer away at the girl, who has an explosively gushing orgasm mere seconds into the fuck storm of the century. Her eyes roll into the back of her skull as her bed joins her underwear in the land of oblivion, and he starts to plow her into the floor. "Ho-o-o-ol-y-y-y sh-i-i-i-i-t!" She shouts before wrapping her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck. "FUCK! I think I may have overdone it!" As she holds on for dear life.

For the next five minutes, Setsuna feels like a life raft being tossed around in a stormy sea as he continues to rail her into madness. She lost track of her orgasms a long time ago and she is struggling to hold on to her sanity. Much to the girls shock, he manages to ramp it up even further. Setsuna finds herself at the mercy of Typhoon Izuku as she almost starts to lose feeling in her legs. Her eyes go so wide that they threaten to roll out of her head entirely as she feels him begin to throb inside of her. "Oh shit, here it comes~" She thinks in both fear and desire. Izuku's back straightens with the force of a catapult as he drives his way in balls deep for the last time.

Setsuna's entire world explodes in a bright light as she feels her belly bloating from the sheer size of his load. True to his word, Setsuna partially loses control of her quirk, causing her arms, legs and head to fall from her body. Her head rolls on the floor with her tongue lolling out and her eyes rolled up in full ahegao. Her head stops right in front of a violently twitching Ibara, who appears to have arrived at the perfect moment to watch Izuku drop his load in the lizard girl. It takes Setsuna a few seconds to come back to reality, but when she does, she notices Ibara and grins like a demon. Her arms and legs reattach to her body as Izuku finishes filling her with enough spunk to make her look like she's having twins. Setsuna's look turns to slight concern when the green haired stud pulls out.

The massive load pooling on the floor before hitting Ibara appears to have increased the twitching tenfold. All the years of repressing her sexual desires, combined with Setsuna's relentless teasing appears to have driven the vine haired woman slightly insane. Mount Shiozaki is about to blow.

The girl finally explodes, releasing a scream that is a combination of blind rage and feral lust. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She says, startling Izuku immensely. The vines in her hair start to twitch like a mass of highly agitated snakes as the girl stares at the duo with a crazed look in her eyes. "I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING TO CONTAIN THIS GOD DAMN BEAST GNAWING AT MY VERY SOUL FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS AND IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH!" The other two green haired individuals can feel their jaws drop. Ibara Shiozaki just swore. "FOR YEARS I'VE MEDITATED ON MY FATHER'S TEACHINGS, TRYING DESPERATELY NOT TO BRING SHAME TO HIM AS BOTH A FATHER AND A PASTOR-" She screams. Setsuna's eyes widen in terror as she finally realizes just how bad she screwed up. She's seen old American movies before; she knows very well just how dangerous a preacher's kid can be when they first decide to let loose. She hopes they're exaggerating, but something tells her they aren't. "BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

"She's a preacher's kid…. FUCK! RUN FOR YOU'RE LIFE!" Setsuna screams before splitting into dozens of pieces. Much to Setsuna's shock and horror; Ibara's vines shoot forward like bullets and catch every single part of her body before slamming the girl back together. "YOU'RE BOTH VILE SINNERS! AND SINNERS… MUST… BE… PUNISHED!" She screams angrily.

"Mistakes were ma-glrk!" Setsuna starts to scream before her eyes widen as one of the vines shoves itself down her throat. She quickly finds herself suspended in midair with vines wrapped around her waist, arms and legs. The lizard enthusiast's eyes go wide as she feels two more vines shove their way into her body, one in her pussy and the other in her asshole. "FUCK! SHE'S INTO TENTACLES!" Setsuna thinks. Izuku finds himself bound by his arms and legs as well. Ibara slams his back into the floor with enough force to make him wince as more of the girl's vines grab her clothing and rip it to shreds. Izuku's eyes widen in fear and lust as he sees the girl's nude form for the first time.

Ibara Shiozaki appears to be in very good shape, and while her ass may not be as big as most, she has apparently been hiding a large pair of melon sized 36-D cups under her modest clothing and her ass rivals that of Mina and Itsuka's as well as faint abs and slightly muscled arms. The other two green haired individuals are stunned into silence. She may be a saint, but her body's built for sin.

The girl launches herself toward the Sinnamon Roll and uses the vines wrapped around his legs to fold them up toward his chest. She stands over him and, without a second of hesitation, slams her pussy down on his cock with enough force to create a loud clap. The fallen girl's eyes roll into the back of her skull, and she shrieks in pure ecstasy as a tsunami level orgasm slams into her. Izuku's eyes widen as she proceeds to feverishly slide her pussy up and down his towering shaft, ignoring the massive bulge in her stomach from the intruder, as she takes him in an aggressive Amazon position. He looks over to Setsuna with concern, only for Ibara to reach down forcefully turn his head back to her. He looks into her eyes and that concern dulls a bit as he understands what's happening. While there is a wild, desperate lust behind her eyes; it's clear she is still in control. She's just exploring something she has denied herself for a long time. Being the loving man he is, Izuku decides to let her do what she wants.

None of the trio seem to notice as Nemuri, Pony and Kinoko come to investigate a disturbance reported by one of the students. The scene has a slightly comical twist to it, as the two smaller girls appear to be dragging Shota Aizawa, who appears to be struggling to escape the confines of his own capture tape after having attempted to dodge his legally required responsibility of investigating any incidents in the dorms, behind them. The four look into the room in shock as they find the source of the disturbance. Of all the people they could have guessed would be engaging in sexual escapades with the Sinnamon roll, Ibara Shiozaki was the last one on the list of suspects.

The four voyeurs watch as the usually pious woman leans down and kisses Izuku hard, she then gets back up, grabs his nipples and twists them, causing him to wince in pain. "You will pay for your transgressions, my love.~ And as for this teasing bitch." She says with an uncharacteristically sadistic glee that shocks the onlookers almost as much as the fact that Ibara just swore. The four freeze as they see Ibara using her vines to violate all three of her holes. Two slightly smaller vines manage to squeeze their way into the girls vagina as a third one encircles the girls clit while the one in her ass expands in size until it's as thick as the average human forearm. The helpless victim attempts to moan through the vine violating her throat as the simultaneous pain and pleasure drive her to new highs. "Oh shit~ I had no idea I was a masochist!" Was the woman's last coherent thought before she sank into a state of sexual nirvana.

Pony and Kinoko's expressions appear to be unreadable as Shota finally starts to wriggle free of his capture tape. Nemuri on the other hand is watching the scene with fascination. "Oh my, this is a treat~" The dominatrix themed hero says quietly before leading the girls away from the scene as Shota finally manages to free one of his arms. She looks back to the two smaller ladies and seems confused when she notices them pouting. She then starts to giggle as the reason for that dawns on her. "Don't pout girls, you'll have your chance to show Izuku a good time. Just because you're the last ones to make a move, doesn't mean he loves you any less. You'll just have to work together to show him a time he'll never forget." She says. She giggles again as she can practically hear the wheels turning in the short girl's heads.

"And as for that little show… Well, Yagi has Izuku, and Shota here has Shinso; so, I guess it's my turn to choose a successor~" Nemuri says gleefully at the aspect of teaching the budding dominatrix. She freezes briefly before giggling at her accidental pun. She then looks over to Shota and her eyes widen in alarm as he appears to be holding a knife close to his face. "SHOTA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" She says before leaping at the man and trying to wrestle the knife away from him. "I'M ATTEMPTING TO SAVE MY SANITY! I CAN'T KEEP WITNESSING THE PROBLEM CHILD'S SEXUAL ESCAPADES IF I NO LONGER HAVE EYES!" The manic teacher shouts as the two students try to help Nemuri.

Poor Eraserhead, he just wants it to stop.

Back with the three lovers, Izuku's chest appears to be covered in scratches from Ibara's fingernails as the girl ramps up the intensity of her fucking. Izuku's eyes turn to focus on the perverted chandelier that is Setsuna Tokage getting violated by vines and he looks slightly concerned by how dull her eyes are. It's clear the girl is reaching her limit, which makes Izuku realize he needs to bring Ibara back down to Earth. With that, he wraps his lower legs around Ibara's back in order to gain a bit of leverage and uses One for All to thrust into the girl like an upside-down jack hammer in order to finish this.

Ibara's eyes widen in shock before rolling into the back of her skull as she is hit by a tsunami level orgasm. "H-how is he doing that in this position?" She starts to think as she feels a violent throbbing in the massive cock that is practically rearranging her internal organs. A few seconds later, Izuku erupts, causing Ibara to release her hapless victim. Said lizard themed heroine collapses into a pile of body parts as Izuku and Ibara watch the latter's belly expand from the size of Izuku's load. Over the next fifteen seconds, Ibara goes from having a hint of abs to a belly that stretches to cover the lower half of Izuku's body.

Ibara falls backwards, but she can't seem to get off Izuku's cock, causing them both to roll forward until the Sinnamon Roll is on top. He unwraps his legs from behind her back and manages to pull his cock free, causing his cum to rush from the woman's vagina. Luckily, Izuku manages to roll out of the way, but his cum still manages to land on the pile that is Setsuna Tokage.

Ibara looks down at Izuku's chest and gasps in horror. "Oh, my word! What have I done to you?!" She says with genuine concern. Izuku chuckles at this. "Oh, this is nothing. Himiko's done much worse than this." He says. Ibara looks down with tears threatening to escape, causing Izuku to wrap her in his arms. "Shh, it's okay Ibara. I understand. You've been bottling your desires up for a long time; it's only natural that you would go a bit wild when they finally come out. And before you say anything, there's nothing wrong with having a sadistic side, Himiko and Nemuri have them as well." He adds. Ibara snorts at this. "Wonderful, I'm in the same category as a reformed serial killer and an infamous pervert." She says with melancholic humor. Izuku looks a bit panicked at this. "W-well I mean, it's not like that's bad! Kyouka and Momo are slightly dominant too." He quickly adds. While the revelation of Kyouka doesn't do as much to reassure her, the news of Momo's more dominant side does. If a refined high society woman like Momo Yaoyorozu was among her peers, perhaps she did have hope.

A strangled moan reminds the two of Setsuna's presence. They look to the woman in question and notice that her body has returned to its normal state, although she's still covered in cum. Izuku and Ibara chuckle at the thoroughly fucked woman on the floor. "Mistakes were made, eh Set?" Izuku quips. "Mistakes… glorious, wonderful mistakes…" She slurs before falling asleep as the cleaning laser comes to life.

Well… that was something… don't mess with a preacher's kid people.

I say this as a PK myself.

Lemon End

Omake: Mina Ashido, Doctor of Booty

Not really a lemon.

This one has some slightly lime elements in the form of a shower scene and booty smacking.

A group of ladies appears to be using a large communal shower after a joint training session. This group is mostly made up of students like Mina, Setsuna, Itsuka, Yui, Momo, Saiko, Kyouka, Ochako, Tsuyu, Himiko, Mei, Kinoko, Pony and Nejire. Recently turned vigilantes Mirko and Mount Lady are also there as well as Midnight, who was acting as a coach due to her recently discovered pregnancy. Mina is looking around the shower room and licking her lips at the all-you-can-eat buffet of lovely ladies. Her eyes stop when she comes across Yui and Ochako standing side by side. "Oh, my gawd! I still can't get over those booties!" Mina shouts before making a beeline toward the silent beauty and the adorable hotty.

The sound of two booties being smacked draws everyone's attention to the group. Ochako yelps, but Yui doesn't seem to react at all. "M-Mina! What was that for?" She asks before blushing as Mina leans in to get a closer look. "God damn that's some good cake." She comments, making Ochako sputter. Mina then turns toward Yui. "But that booty's amazing too. I can't decide who has the best ass in here. Setsuna, get over here and smack these booties." She says. "You can't do that over there! The best ass is over here!" Yu says before spanking her own ass as Setsuna arrives to slap the girls asses. Ochako yelps before turning toward Yui, who seems unphased. "How can you be so calm about this?!" Ochako asks the silent girl, who just shrugs in response.

"No offense Yu, but you kind of cheat in that department. Your quirk lets you make your whole body bigger on demand, which includes your ass." Mina says. Yu pouts before doubling in size. "Don't make me sit on you." She threatens playfully. "Don't threaten me with a good time." Mina quips back. "Hmm, this is a conundrum. Both Yui and Ochako have the same type of contradictorily fit and fat asses." Setsuna says before squeezing Ochako's left butt cheek, causing the brunette to squeak, while also getting a handful of Yui as the other girls watch in either amusement, indifference or mortification. "That's not entirely true. Ochako's cheeks are a bit fuller, but Yui has slightly wider hips." Mina comments sagely. Setsuna takes a second look and chuckles. "Well, you are the expert here. You have a Ph. D. in Bootyology; Boobies are my field of expertise." The lizard girl says. "Please do not mock the highest degree in academia like that. There's no such thing as Bootyology." Momo says with slight annoyance.

"Of course, there is! I got my Ph. D. off the back of a magazine just like everyone else does." Mina says, causing Momo's eye to twitch in anger. "Then enlighten us 'Doctor'-" Saiko says derisively; being rather annoyed by her mockery of the prestigious degree as well. "What is this Bootyology?" She asks. "The study of the Aesthetic beauty of the booty. What it looks like, how it moves, things like that. No two booties are the same you know. Take mine for example." Mina says before slapping her own ass. "I've got a more athletically built ass, comes with being a dancer. Athletic booties tend to bounce rather nicely, but they don't jiggle or ripple very well." The pink skinned alien explains. She passes by Setsuna, giving her ass a slap in the process before groping Itsuka, causing the martial artist to squawk.

"While Set, Tsu and Mirko have these kinds of asses as well, they're more about the thigh game." Mina adds. "Damn straight, I can crush a steel girder with these babies." Mirko adds, patting her inner thighs appreciatively. "Something I'll need to see later by the way. But back to my point. Itsuka here has a prime example of the athletic ass. It's firm and bouncy. Nejire's booty also falls into this category." She says before squeezing and wiggling the cheeks of the violently blushing orangette.

Mina releases the martial artist, much to her relief; before making her way over to Momo and Saiko, making sure to smack Nejire's booty on the way, getting a rather hard smack in return that leaves a slight mark on her pink skin. Luckily, Mina takes it in stride. "Then there's you two. You have what's known as a fat ass." She says. The two girls in question seem very offended by Mina's comment, causing the alien to raise her hands in surrender. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, that's not an insult! Having a fat ass is a good thing when it's done right, just ask Nemuri!" Mina says gesturing over to the dominatrix themed heroines rather large, soft looking ass. "A fat ass's main attraction is its softness. It doesn't bounce like an athletic ass; it ripples and jiggles hypnotically." She says before groping Momo and Saiko's ass cheeks from between them.

The two refined girls squawk indignantly at this, but then Mina responds by spanking them. While Momo doesn't react as much, Saiko moans briefly before covering her mouth and blushing violently. "Ahh, you like being spanked eh? It's okay, so do I; and an ass as jiggly as yours is built to spank. Kinoko has a fat ass too- hey, where'd she go?" Mina asks. She looks around and notices the girl in question, along with Pony are gone. "Aww, I needed Kinoko for my explanation on Short Stacks." Mina says. She shakes off her distraction before returning to her lecture.

"But an ass doesn't have to be large to be attractive. That's where the third type comes in, the tight ass. It doesn't move as much, but it has a charm of its own." She says. "Kyouka's a good exa-" Mina says as she walks over to the punk rock girl, only to stop as Kyouka's ear jacks raise into attack position. "Grope my ass and I will destroy you." She says. The girl is blushing at Mina's words, but the heavily suppressed smile on her face tells Mina that the girl is happy about somebody appreciating her body. Mina finds herself slowly backing away with her arms raised yet again. She then turns back to the original targets of her analysis, Ochako and Yui. "Finally, there's the type of booty that defies classification and started this whole thing, the impossible booty. Yui, Ochako and Yu all have those." Mina concludes.

Momo and Saiko seem rather surprised by the amount of thought the pink skinned girl put into this. "If she'd put that focus into her studies, she'd be a top student." Momo thinks with a sweat drop. "They look incredible and bounce, jiggle and ripple all at once. The jiggling of the fat is supposed to nullify any bouncing their asses might do, while muscle is supposed to suppress the jiggling and rippling. But for some strange reason, they don't. Nobody really knows why." Mina concludes. The other ladies seem stunned for a second at how thorough Mina was in her explanation. "Wow, I never imagined Mina could actually be smart about something." Kyouka says. "HEY!" The pink alien shouts as many of the other students burst into giggles.

"So, what type of ass does Izuku have, ribbit?" Tsu asks. "Boy's asses are different than girls. Their cheeks are generally flatter than ours, they don't need the extra cushion for the pushin'". Mina says, getting a few embarrassed squeaks, sultry giggles and mildly scandalized gasps from the ladies, most of whom have returned to their showers. "Still, Midori's got one of the most delicious looking athletic asses I've ever seen on a boy." Mina says. "You're telling me, I couldn't get enough of it last night, ribbit." Tsu says, her typically emotionless voice displaying a slight lust. Mina gasps scandalously at this before pouting at the frog girl. "Aww man! I wanted to be the first to eat his ass!" Mina whines.

Back in an isolated corner of the bathroom that has western style shower stalls for foreigners who aren't as comfortable with communal bathing; Kinoko and Pony are fuming in their own stalls as they listen to the other women describe their sexual experiences with Izuku. "Damn it! We really are the last ones to get Izzy!" Pony says angrily in English. "That just means he's getting the best for last. I don't usually like to advertise it as much as some of the other girls, but I have a nice figure, and your ass is great for your size." Kinoko says from her stall. The mushroom girl's curves, which are usually hidden beneath her baggier clothing, are on full display as she cleans herself. With 34 DD melons, a 28 inch waist, 36 inch hips with large, fat ass cheeks; Kinoko is truly blessed; and her short stature of a mere 5'0" tall only makes them look even larger.

Pony, on the other hand only has 32 Bs, and 32 inch hips with a decently round ass. The American girl giggles nervously at this. "Uhh, Kinoko… just out of curiosity; what would you say if my chest wasn't nearly as small as it looks?" She asks. Kinoko freezes in her stall at this. "What do you mean? I've seen them in the locker rooms myself." The mushroom girl asks, clearly interested in what she has to say. "W-well that's because I have help… y-you know those body forming patches that Saiko used to use?" Pony asks.

Kinoko remains silent for a second before responding. "Oh… Pony, you don't have to hide stuff like that. Nobody will judge you for having a little extra weight, and I'm sure Izuku will love you regardless; he accepted Saiko." Kinoko says gently. "Huh? OH! No, I'm not hiding any fat… at least not on my belly." Pony says before Kinoko's shower stall opens and Pony walks in. She seems slightly teary eyed, making Kinoko look concerned. "BFP…. Release." Pony says in English. It's at this moment that Kinoko's jaw drops as she finally understands. Pony's formerly 32 Bs expand like air bags, becoming an enormous pair of 38 H cups. The sudden expansion causes Pony to stumble forward, but Kinoko manages to catch her.

Brief Lime? Moment

Unfortunately, she slips, sending both girls tumbling. Kinoko turns beet red as she suddenly finds herself buried in Pony's massive milkers. She opens her mouth but freezes when she tastes something strangely sweet. She licks tentatively at the side of Pony's boob, causing the American to yelp. "OH NO! I-I DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN!" Pony shouts before getting up and dashing to the other side of the stall. "Didn't think w-?" Kinoko asks before looking down to Pony's breasts and noticing a whitish liquid that seems to be coming from the humiliated girl's nipples. "Pony? Are you lact-" She starts to ask before the American clumsily rushes over to cover her mouth with her hand.

Lime? End

"I-I-I just didn't want you all to think I was some sort of cow… My horns are from my mom's side of the family. Everyone thinks they're bull horns, but they're more Impala like. I got my boobs from my dad's side of the family and well… he does have a bovine quirk…" She says, looking down to the ground. Much to the American girls surprise, she hears a mischievous giggle she's all too familiar with. "Oh Pony, you don't realize how perfect this is, do you? Most guys can only fantasize about someone with a body like yours. I think we just found our way to rock Izu's world and show him that he saved the best for last. We'll just have to show him what a pair of short stacks can do." The Mushroom girl states with her trademark mischievous eye sparkle. It takes a few seconds, but eventually it clicks for Pony. The two girls grin as a plot is born and Izuku feels a chill up his spine.

"We can make plans later; I need to find a safe place to deal with this." Pony says, gesturing to her breasts. BFP… Engage." She says, causing her boobs to return to the smaller size. Kinoko tilts her head in confusion at this. "Why'd you put them away?" She asks. Pony blushes at this. "Oh, uhh… I don't just use my BFP to hide my breasts for modesty… it's kind of hard to move with 25 pounds of boobs on your chest, especially when you're so short. It throws off your balance." Pony explains. Kinoko freezes before looking down at her friends boobs and it clicks.

This just makes Kinoko giggle more. "You better watch out Izuku, there's some dangerous curves in your future." She says as Pony leaves; causing said green haired boy to shudder again.

Omake 2: The References

Here's a game, try and guess my age based on the references.

This is non-canon, non-sensical crack.

Some point in the future

Yume 'Dot the Adorable' Intelli is lying on a couch inside of what appears to be a large, abandoned water tower. There is a short male nearby with short black hair all over his body standing in front of a refrigerator. He has a dog-like muzzle with a red nose and a snout that extends nearly a foot from his face and a jaw that stretches eight inches in width. He is wearing a red baseball cap backwards and a loose, oversized sky-blue sweater with brown shorts underneath. This is the muscle of Yume's hero group Wilfredo 'Wakko the Muncher' Romero. His quirk is Strong Jaw, which allows him to bite with enough force to crush even the strongest metals. It also makes his mouth and teeth invulnerable. He and his brother Yago are Spanish orphans.

In a loveseat to the side of Yume is a tall and lanky individual. Like Wilfredo, he is covered in short black hair and has a dog like muzzle. He is wearing an oversized pair of trousers up to his mid chest that is held in place by a black belt with a golden buckle. This is the brains of Yume's hero group, Yago 'Yakko the Motor Mouth' Romero. His quirk is called Gale Lungs, it allows him to greatly condense air in his lungs which he can then release in winds that can exceed five hundred miles per hour. He is currently reading a newspaper.

Wakko pulls a package of hot dogs out of the fridge and empties it into his open mouth. "I'm bored! Let's throw a party!" Yume says as Wakko pulls out and entire ham and eats the whole thing in one bite. Yakko puts his newspaper down and looks over to the girl. "Dot, we're already throwing a party, it's the fourth anniversary of the References today, remember?" The tallest of the group says as Wakko pulls out an entire Butterball Turkey and swallows it whole.

"Oh yeah, I- WAKKO! IF YOU EAT MISSES BUTTER CUP, I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF!" Yume shouts as she glares at Wakko, who has since abandoned the refrigerator and is now dangling a terrified white horse over his mouth. Yakko facepalms at this. "Wakko, the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.' Is not meant to be taken literally." Yakko says with an exasperated tone. "Aww." Wakko says in disappointment before letting the horse go. He then grabs a bull and starts trying to eat it. "No cows either, do not try to eat any form of ungulate alive." Yakko says. Wakko then puts the bull down and walks over to the fish tank. "You know what? Don't eat anything alive. Go back to the fridge." Yakko adds.

Wakko shrugs at this. "Alright." He says. Yakko then turns back to address Yume. "Anyways, the first g-" Yakko starts to say before the lights flicker and an electrical spark can be heard. The duo turn back to Wakko and watch as he slurps up the now missing fridge's electrical cord like a piece of spaghetti. Yakko sighs explosively before walking over to the closet and pulling out another refrigerator. "That's the third fridge he's eaten this month." Yakko mutters. A few seconds after Yakko plugs the fridge in, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" Wakko says. "Fine, just don't eat the guests." Yakko says. "Again." Yume deadpans.

"I can't help it! The guy was literally made of cheese." Wakko says. "Robert the Sponge is not made of cheese. He's a sponge; it's in the name. You're lucky he can regenerate his body parts!" Yakko responds as Wakko opens the door. A nervous looking humanoid dog with purple fur jumps in fear. "Ahh Coward! How's my favorite Courageous Dog!" Yakko says.

A few seconds later a trio of regular looking humans enter. One of them is a tall, muscular man wearing a shirt with red and white stripes under a green jacket with white stripes on the sleeves and jeans. He also has a unibrow. The second one is a slightly shorter man with a wiry build wearing a black beanie, an orange shirt and purple shorts. The third one is a short man wearing a yellow shirt with a red stripe on it, blue jeans and red shoes. "Edward, Edmond, Edwin! So glad you could make it!" Yume says.

These three are followed by what looks to be a fat starfish like man with pink skin wearing Bermuda shorts. "Hey guys. Robert didn't want to come after last time, sorry." The starfish says. Yakko sighs at this. "Understandable." He says. A diminutive man with orange hair wearing a lab coat arrives next along with a brown furred humanoid with a mix of dog and cat like features. "Alright! Dex! Glad we could get you out of the lab for once! And Cattog! It's been way too long." Wakko says.

Over the next thirty minutes, a succession of rather strange characters continue to arrive. This includes a humanoid Cow and Rooster duo with a fat red devil guy, a large man with a tall blonde hairdo in a black muscle shirt and jeans who thought he was god gift to women that always reminded Yume of All Might for some reason, three flying girls dressed in red, green and blue and a monkey with an exposed brain in a helmet, the Grim Reaper himself with a blonde girl in a pink dress with a flower on it and a rather dumb looking boy in a blue and white striped shirt, a red baseball cap and jeans, a guy with a head shaped like a football and a black man with a tall, cylindrical hairdo named Arnie and Gerry, a blonde beaver man named Norbin and a brown beaver man name Daggert, a short orange haired girl talking to a grey chimpanzee, a group of toddlers name Thomas, Chuck, Philip and Lilian, a kid with buck teeth and a purple baseball cap with a pair of fairies, a rather deranged looking chihuahua named Len with a tall orange Manx cat named Dimpy, a trio consisting of Rockie the Wallaby, Heff the cow, and Diburt the turtle, a western Sheriff named Oaky and Biff the Space Man, a lion, a gassy Warthog and a meerkat, a poor Arabic man and his pet monkey accompanied by a blue genie and a rather obnoxious sounding parrot, a brown haired man built like a Greek God (literally) and his companion Megan, followed by a blue skinned man with flaming hair, a fat red demon and a skinny blue demon and finally Herman the Frog, his pig wife Porkayla, a weird blue man with a long curved nose wearing a space suit, a bear who can't stop making terrible jokes and a pirate who looks suspiciously like Tim Curry.

"Wow, it's like the nineties threw up in here." Wakko says. "So much nostalgia, what a beautiful s-" Yakko starts to say until he is interrupted by the sound of a helicopter. "What the?" Yume asks before opening the door and coming face to face with a burnt-up version of a certain basketball player who died in 2020. "KOBE!" Evolution Bryant shouts as he approaches the tower. Yume's eyes bulge out cartoonishly and her mouth opens wider than possible as her tongue wiggles in the air, all while she makes an alarm noise. The helicopter flies into the tower, knocking Yume into the air before exploding and ki- WAIT WHAT?!

As the tower is reduced to ashes, a mildly obese middle-aged man with a beard that had to be shaved off for medical reasons (sad beardless noises) rushes toward the ruins and starts digging through the ashes in a panic. Nonononononononono! He screams in despair as Yume walks over to him with a grim look on her face. "Look, Neowolf24, it's going to be okay." She says quietly as a soon to be tortured demented Muppet Villain enters. "Sheesh, what's with you? You look like someone just destroyed your childhood." Evolution says.

The man turns to the creature with a crazed look in his eyes and a red face. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Evolution suddenly finds himself walking through a living room. He stubs his toe against the coffee table. "Ahh, shit!" He shouts as he starts to limp away.

The scene transitions to a busy street with a bus stop nearby on a rainy. Evolution finds himself running to catch the bus, only for it to pull away seconds before he can get to it. He looks over to the schedule and notices the next bus won't come for thirty minutes. "Damn it." He says before an eighteen wheeler passes by, splashing the Muppet with water.

The scene transitions yet again, and this time he finds himself carrying a stack of books down a college hallway. A door to the side suddenly swings open and knocks all the books out of his hands. "Son of a… wait…" Evolution starts to say. A few seconds later, his eyes widen in sheer horror. "My God… HE'S TRAPPED ME IN AN INFINITE CYCLE OF MILD INCONVINIENCES!" Evolution screams in terror.

"Holy shit bro. Don't you think that's going a little far?" A second Evolution Muppet asks. In the distance, Satan and Hitler are huddled in a corner, cowering in fear. Satan is holding a crucifix and a spray bottle of holy water while Hitler is fervently chanting Jewish prayers of protection.

NO! If anything, I was too merciful. I say before pulling out a twelve-gauge shotgun and blowing him to bits. "Sheesh man, calm down. You're acting like you have nothing left to live for. I don't need to worry about you offing yourself do I?" a third Evolution says. I grab him by the neck and shove a phosphorus grenade down his throat. It explodes, causing him to burn from the inside out. Do I want to die? DO I WANT TO DIE?! I'M A FUCKING MILINEAL! THE BOOMERS AND GEN X WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO DESTROY ANY HOPE I HAVE FOR A DECENT FUTURE! WAGES HAVE STAGNATED TO THE POINT WHERE PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK 100 + HOURS A WEEK TO SURVIVE, THE ENVIRONMENT IS ON THE VERGE OF A MELTDOWN, WE'RE DROWNING IN DEBT FROM COLLEGE LOANS AND THE JUDICIAL FUCKERS JUST KILLED ANY HOPE WE HAVE FOR RELIEF, INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL BECAUSE OF RUNAWAY CORPORATE PRICE GOUGING, NONE OF US CAN BUY HOMES BECAUSE A BUNCH OF RICH FUCKS KEEP BUYING US OUT OF THE MARKET SO THEY CAN DRAIN US THROUGH RENT, THE RUSSIANS ARE HELLBENT ON STARTING WW3, THERE'S A SURGE OF RIGHT WING LUNATICS IN EUROPE THREATENING TO TURN IT INTO AMERICA 2.0, THE CHINESE ARE COMITTING GENOCIDE ON MULTIPLE PEOPLE, DRINKABLE WATER IS BECOMING MORE SCARCE BY THE DAY, WE'RE CRIPPLINGLY RELIANT ON FOREIGN DICTATORS AND WAR CRIMINALS FOR A SOURCE OF ENERGY THAT'S NOT ONLY DESTROYING US, BUT RUNNING OUT FASTER AND FASTER THE MORE WE USE IT! WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST TO MAKE DO, BUT WE WERE SO OUTNUMBERED BY OLD ASSHOLES THAT WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL GEN Z WAS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE, AND NOW THOSE SAME PEOPLE ARE POISED TO RUN OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES OVER LEAVING US TO PICK UP THE PIECES WHILE THEY DO THEIR BEST TO SURVIVE THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE BROUGHT ABOUT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER DEAD OR ARE GOING TO DIE LONG BEFORE THEY HAVE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR RECKLESS ACTIONS!

DO I WISH I WAS DEAD?! MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN GENERATION CRAVES THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH! WE YEARN FOR THE SIMPLER TIMES OF OUR CHILDHOOD AND THE ONLY MEANINGFUL OUTLET FOR ALL OF MY NEGATIVE EMOTIONS I HAVE JUST DESTROYED EVERY LAST FUCKING PIECE OF IT!

I fall back into my chair desperately trying to catch my breath as Evolution and Yume both look at me like I'm a crazy person, which is true. "Holy shit dude." Evolution says. "Wait, Evolution is your attempt to vent… does that make him a pseudo self-insert OC?" Yume asks. "Oh shit, I hope not." Evolution replies before turning to me. "Dude, if I'm a reflection of you, seek help." Evolution says. "He can't, he's banned from seeking Psychological help after the last seven psychologists he visited were driven to insanity." Yume adds. Evolution gasps in shock and rage. "YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO STOLE MY RECORD!" The demented Muppet shouts. Just… just leave man. I need to write some crack fic to calm down…

Omake: No such thing as evil quirks?

Izuku, Denki, Eijiro, Hanta and Tenya are all hanging out in a café discussing the nature of quirks. "I don't know man; I think I have to agree with Midobro on this one Tenya, there's no such thing as an evil quirk. It's the people who are evil." Eijiro says. "Oh really? So, you think the Itchy Bandit's quirk isn't evil?" Denki asks, causing them all to look at him in confusion. "He's an American Villain, part of a faction that calls itself True Evil. His quirk is called Wandering Itch. Whenever he touches someone with all five fingers, that person will get an itch somewhere on their body for a whole day. Whenever you try to scratch it, it moves away from the place your scratching. It straddles the area just in front of your finger making it so close you can almost feel relief, only to suddenly reappear a few inches away." He says. "That's really more annoying than evil Denki." Tenya says, but Izuku and the others shudder in fear. "I-I mean, I suppose he could use that to distract villains…" The quirk enthusiast says.

"Alright then, how about Sleep Jerk? His quirk renders you unable to sleep for three days by making it feel like your falling the moment your about to fall asleep. There's a term for it, I just don't remember." Denki says, causing the others to shudder aside from Tenya, who seems annoyed. "Again, irritating, but not necessarily evil. And the term is a Hypnic Jerk, which is where he likely got the jerk part of his name." Tenya says. "Tell that to our teacher, pretty sure a guy like this would be Mr. Aizawa's version of the boogey man." Eijiro quips. "A-a sleep deprived villain is easier to fight?" Izuku says, questioning his own belief.

"Okay, how about Skeeter? He can generate swarms of nearly invulnerable mosquitoes that follow his opponents for weeks biting them relentlessly." Denki says. "Eh, I can just turn into my gas form, they can't bite if I'm not solid." Hanta says. Izuku is starting to sweat nervously now as Tenya's eyes start to twitch. "Again, irritating; but not what I was getting at. I meant something along the lines of the ability to drain life force or a strength enhancement quirk that makes you stronger the more you kill." Tenya says. "I-I mean, he could use the mosquitoes to shroud his movements…" Izuku adds.

"Oh, I know! What about Karomancer? His quirk allows him to drop invisible flares that only self-entitled assholes are capable of detecting and it draws them in like flies. I think he calls it the Karen Beacon?" Hanta adds. Izuku starts to twitch slightly at this. "I-I mean, those kind of people are really good at pointing out flaws, so they could help prevent mistakes?" He half asks as he begins to question his earlier assertion that quirks can't be evil.

"Alright Izuku… I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice… The leader of True Evil is Doctor Cliff Drop. His quirk forces an author to abandon their stories at the biggest possible cliff hanger." Denki says. "OH HELL NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CRUEL THAT IS!? WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE ABANDONS A STORY JUST BEFORE IT GETS TO THE GOOD P

A/N: On to chapter 13 and this one starts out on a depressing note. Hawks has returned, and he's… yeah guys, he's not in good shape. Dude showed up in front of the International Criminal Court, drunk out of his mind and covered in filth. The destruction of Hiroshima has really messed him up. He attempts to turn himself in for crimes against humanity only for Mirko, Lady Nagant, All Might and Fumikage to show up. The Head of the ICC informs Keigo that after a brief but thorough investigation, the Court has determined that he is not at fault for what happened at Hiroshima, Evolution alone bears the blame for that.

Naturally Hawks is flabbergasted by this news, but the other four manage to convince him that he's not to blame. He also learns about what happened to the other heroes targeted by Evolution, including the fall of Endeavor and the birth of Satano.

Then… it is time… The executioner's march begins as the destroyer of Shins is unleashed. Recovery Girl is… PISSED. She even brought out a special attachment for her cane for this occasion, one that strikes fear in the hearts of all who see it. Mirko, the Ravagers, the teachers, hell not even Nezu wants anything to do with her wrath and he might know a thing or two about wrath if he actually is God. Then the big reveal arrives, Midnight and Ms. Joke are pregnant. While everyone else is reacting to this, Nemuri is freaking out. She doesn't think that she is fit to be a mother. Most of the crowd disperses at this, leaving Izuku, Shota, Emi and Recovery Girl alone. Izuku manages to comfort the woman. He brings up Inko and Nemuri fears the woman's reaction. Izuku then panics as he realizes his mother is probably going to destroy him; or what's left of him after Chiyo is done. He then makes a fatal mistake; he begs the nurse to show mercy.

Cut to the rest of Izuku's lovers and some of his kids, who appear to be in shock over this situation. The sound of Izuku's screams of pain echo across the complex. As the discussion begins, Masumi Komori accidentally signs Mineta's death warrant by revealing that the diminutive hero has converted her son to his religion for perverts. Hayami Shiozaki then puts the final nail in the grape hero's coffin by confirming that Mineta has turned Hibiki into a shameless pervert. Mina is… well it looks like we're about to have a dead grape. Desperate for a distraction, Hibiki decides to throw Hayami under the bus by revealing her engagement to the daughter of Satan.

has stopped working. Hayami avenges herself by revealing that Hibiki is dating Chitose, aka the currently in the process of reforming villainess who's old enough to be his mother known as Curious. Now we have two executions to deal with. Mina goes off to hunt down Mineta, leaving Ibara to struggle with this new information. She makes an errant remark in a trance like state that angers Hayami. From this we learn a bit more about her fiancé Rayalas. Apparently Satan wasn't a great dad, who would have seen that coming? (Sarcasm Detector explodes.)

Then Nemuri attempts to stealthily enter the room. She fails miserably. Izuku follows a bit later on crutches and Setsuna makes a crack about his habit of breaking bones to ease the tension. Izuku gives the girls a chance to back out of the relationship, which none of them take. Mina isn't there, as is evidenced by the soon to be grape jelly hero Mineta's screams of terror; but the girls assure him that Mina is the last person who would leave him over this. Of course, all of his worries are immediately forgotten after he receives a message that a pro hero wants to meet him.

Unfortunately, that hero happens to be Setsuna's protective uncle Godzillo. Cue panic. The Izukids reveal that there's nothing to worry about after Setsuna leaves, as Rika and Hikari are keeping an eye on the situation.

Then we get to see Mineta in mortal peril, courtesy of a pissed of Alien Girl. Hibiki tries to save his life by revealing some rather crucial information regarding Mineta's future. Apparently he ended up dying to protect a young Hibiki and his brother Ryota. This leaves Mina in a bit of a predicament. On the one hand, Mineta saved her son; on the other hand, he became a pervert to honor that sacrifice. Mina's urge to murder leaves her body, but she is now determined to melt his dick off.

Fortunately (Well, fortunate for Mineta anyway) he is rescued by an unlikely person, the other target of Mina's wrath; Curious. You know the phrase 'Open mouth, insert foot?' Yeah, forget the foot, she shoved her whole leg down her throat by revealing that Hibiki calls her mommy in the bedroom. Mineta makes his get away as Mina wanders into view. *Morgan Freeman voice* It was at that moment that she knew… she fucked up.

We get to see a bit of Mina flexing her newfound power, and apparently she's become a bit famous due to leaked videos of her fighting while Japan was under attack. Curious tries to escape, but Mina eventually catches up to her. Fortunately for the blue woman, Hibiki shows up a few seconds later and tries to talk his mother down. After a pointless conversation, Mina attacks again, only for another person to protect the woman. Momo Yaoyorozu has arrived, and she's rocking a new look! Momo confronts the girl and that's when Hibiki realizes that his mother has triggered a reaction known as Queen's Instinct which sends her into a semi feral combative state.

All Might arrives with a rather irritated looking Shota on his back and All Might attempts to go in to restrain the girl, only for Hibiki to stop him. Apparently Mina generates a potent acid armor in this state which would even burn Yagi if he touched her. The hero calls in the Queen of Salt to help, as she has both acidic and basic abilities which can help in this situation.

Then the fight is on, and we finally see just how strong these two ladies have become. Remember how I told you I wanted to put some more focus on the girls? Well there's a new set of top students in the 1st year, and it's a Big Four instead of a Big Three. Izuku, Ochako, Momo and Mina are now the upper tier of the first years. Unfortunately, we quickly learn that the girls have not yet adapted to this increase in power, as they cause a LOT of collateral damage. The fight ends with the arrival of the one person who can withstand Mina's acid armor; our favorite rock boy and Mina's childhood friend Eijiro Kirishima! And he's got a new ability too! He can transform into a super hardened crystalline giant. He grabs on to Mina and allows Hibiki to calm his mother down.

The teachers finally realize the full scope of how much power some of their students have gained, prompting All Might to give them an impromptu lesson on collateral damage. You know what time it is after that? Time for more enraged, protective family members trying to murder Izuku! Yay! It looks like Godzillo isn't the only one going for him this time, Momo's dad Botan Yaoyorozu wants him gone too, and he has one of the most powerful super powers of all, not to mention one that exists in our reality too; he's rich, bitch.

Izuku is so distracted by meeting another Pro Hero that he doesn't even notice his Danger Sense go off and that gets him kidnapped. He ends up at an abandoned warehouse where he's confronted by both Godzillo and Botan. At first, he's too busy fan boying over Godzillo to realize how much trouble he's in, but he catches on quick. To his credit though, he holds his own. We learn about Botan's quirk, and despite it's uselessness in direct combat, it's a rather potent ability. They proceed to threaten the hero in training, but Izuku doesn't back down.

Of course, then something unexpected happens, the two protective family members get caught red handed as Setsuna comes in from out of nowhere and puts her uncle in a chokehold. The Uncle/Niece duo end up talking it out, during which it is discovered that Godzillo was unaware of the full situation, specifically; he did not know about Ryota, who confronts the man in the form of a Spinosaurus as Akira Yaoyorozu arrives to retrieve her father.

Back with the Yaoyorozus, Momo is not happy. Botan reaches for his go to method to pacify his daughter, buying her an expensive car. Unfortunately, it appears to be useless as Momo effortlessly summons and then destroys a Ferrari. Realizing his go to method is now useless, this is when he really starts to understand how screwed he is. When Akira shows up though, he gets a second wind as he brings up how Izuku allowed his quirkless grand daughter to become a hero, only to be immediately shot down by Momo mentioning she kicked All Might's ass in a fight. Momo finally puts her father in her place and then we get a fun treat, Godzillo has a nickname for his niece, Setsydoodle. Setsuna is mortified when he uses it in front of her boyfriend and the heiress.

Of course, then Godzillo finally name drops the father that Izuku truly needs to fear. Ganma Asui. We see Izuku safe and sound an hour later and Momo accidentally flaunts her wealth, causing Ochako's brain to melt briefly. Then the moment of truth arrives as Ganma makes his move. Tsuyu reveals the truth behind her father's identity, causing many of the more studious students to turn pale. After a few more seconds of mayhem, Ganma bursts out of the ground like a subterranean ninja. Tsu tries to warn Izuku of Ganma's quirk, but its too late. We learn that Ganma has a *pause as I fall into a trance like state as Ganma appears on my screen.* truly amazing and well crafted quirk and rugged, handsome appearance. I add in a monotone voice. I shake my head as the image disappears. Huh, that was weird… where was I? Oh yeah! Its time for another fight! It's grandson vs. grandpa as Daisuke makes his presence known. The two fight it out, during which Ganma reveals his reservations concerning Daisuke's cloak and dagger role in the Revolution. He clearly disliked his experience at war and did not want his descendants following him down that dark path.

The two of them end the fight when Daisuke manages to subdue the man, but then something truly terrifying happens. An angry frog wife appears. It's at this time we learn another facet of Ganma's personality. He is a moron when it comes to his wife. He reveals that he not only tried to hunt down his daughter's boyfriend, but he also both shot and stabbed their Grandson; giving Curious a run for her money for most feet inserted into their mouth. Luckily Beru appears to be merciful since she merely forces him to sleep in a shed for a little while. Then the younger Asui children discover Daisuke, taking the heat off Ganma as Beru would rather spend time with her grandson.

The group disperses and then we get to the fun part. The citrus. That's self-explanatory so I'll only say that Setsuna got a firsthand lesson on why you don't mess with a preacher's kid. Unfortunately, it also leads Kinoko Komori and Pony Tsunotori to a rather depressing realization. They're the last ones to get the Sinnamon Roll. This is later confirmed in a rather interesting shower conversation.

It appears that Mina really is smart about something; she's an expert in all things booty! She goes on to rather thoroughly explain the types of butt based on their aesthetic appeals. Pony and Kinoko seem to be MIA though, apparently having decided to use the individual showers rather than the group bathing room. This is where we learn that these two girls have been hiding some things. Kinoko may be small, but she's got curves for days. Kinoko is what is known as a short stack. What's better is that she typically hides them with her choice of clothing, meaning she's a stealth short stack. It appears Pony is hiding something too, she has HUGE milkers that she conceals with the same type of body molding patch that Saiko used to use. Izuku's got some dangerous curves in the future.

Wow, that's it! It's finally done! Thank you all for reading! Before I go, I would like to reiterate a point I made with the last chapter. I am NOT a hateful person in any way, shape or form. I merely try to separate myself from the characters I write in order to let them be as despicable as they need to be. Evolution pops up next to me, causing me to sigh. "That and he's completely lost control of me. Pretty sure I'm a completely separate individual stuck in his brain at this point." Evolution says. I grab a pencil and pop the Lovecraftian irritant like a balloon. Like I said, thank you all for reading, and I'll see you next time.