Chapter 15: Back at were we started, sort of.
"Great, no where to sleep, and are we see is a giant field of grass," said Rigby.
"Don't worry. I know where we are going. You see that tree house right there Rigby, that is where Finn and Jake live at," said Ice King.
"Just great, that is where we first started our journey. At least now we know why we are here," said Rigby, "We will stay the night at their house and tomorrow we will see what is up with Mordecai."
"Ok, but how about a song while we walk over there," said Ice King.
"I know one," said Rigby and he started to sing.
"Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid "
"Where the hell did you hear that song?' ask Ice King.
"It was on the radio, before we were sent to Ooo," said Rigby.
The next day
"Mordecai, get up already. We need to talk about your behavior," said Rigby.
"Finn I will find you and kill you!" Mordecai yelled at Rigby.
"He isn't here. Remember we left him and Ice King is with us," said Rigby.
"Mordecai, it is me again. Don't trust the Ice King. You can kill him or the giant army that is coming your way can kill him instead," said Ash.
"Why can't you just stay and help me. I'm getting sick and tried of you popping out of nowhere just to tell me to kill someone. I got it," said Mordecai. Ash left and Mordecai told Rigby, "Don't you remember what happen to Techmo and Allan. They killed them," said Mordecai.
"No they didn't. They are your friends," said Rigby, "I'm going to release you and you better not fight anyone."
As Rigby release Mordecai, Mordecai took out his sword and begin fighting Ice King.
"Dude, what the fuck. I'm on your side!" yelled Ice King.
"I will kill you, and Rigby stay out of this," said Mordecai.
"Guys their is an army out side," yelled Beemo from a different room.
"Ice King, seal the room. I will handle Mordecai. Don't let anyone get near," said Rigby.
"Why Rigby? Why do you betray me like this?" ask Mordecai.
"You're the one who is betraying us. Ice King get some knifes to throw at the army," said Rigby.
Rigby's dagger and Mordecai's sword clash and a giant spark filled the room. Rigby's dagger flew out of his hands. His gauntlets can't bet his sword, but he didn't need to beat it.
"Hey Mordecai, think of what Marceline would do if she saw you fighting us," said Rigby.
"Marceline. She would tell me to ahh!" yelled Mordecai. He was trying to break the curse and regain his conscience.
"How about Skips, Pops, Benson, Allan or Techmo would think!" yelled Rigby.
"Shut the hell up. I will kill you all!" yelled Mordecai, but Rigby froze his face.
"Sorry about that, but it was for your own good," said Rigby.
"I need help holding them off," said Ice King.
End of Chapter 15
