Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Warnings: Swearing, Suggestive Material (i.e. France)
Rating: T
Traded Bodys:
France and England
America and Russia
Italy and Germany
Prussia and Hungary
Austria and Switzerland
The minute England saw France he started to strangle him. "You bloody frog!" He screamed as they fought in the meeting hall. They were the only two there so far. France laughed and England found it frustrating to hear Frances perverted laugh coming from his own mouth. England fell over when America came in. "Thank god your here." England frowned. America had a creepy childish smile on his face.
"You are France now, da?" England froze at the voice. "Oh mon cher, you turned Russia into America!" France laughed but shut up from a look from Russia/America. All three of them looked towards the door as they heard loud heavy footsteps and in stepped Russia. "Oh dudes!" He panted. "Dammit Commie bastard, you need toget back in shape." He said catching his breath. England raised aperfectly manicured eyebrow and looked at America.
"Verdammt, it was you wasnt it England?" Italy came in hollering with Germany trying to stop him. Or...rather Germany in Italys body and Italy in germanys body. England sighed and placed a hand over his face. "Im so sorry...truelly I am...I dont want to be in Frances body..."
"Ve~ Lets just all calm down!" Italy tried to calm everyone down as he looked around biting his...well Germanys lip. "How did this happen?" Italy asked England. "Well if frog didnt try to get me drunk and in bed I wouldnt of done this! I was only trying to do something to France not all of you, and I did not want to end up in his fucking body!"
France laughed. "Ohonhonhon! But mon cher, it worked out much better than you planned!" He smiled and placed a hand over his heart. "I have always wanted to experiance myself in bed." He said eyeing his body greedily.
"Gross dude!" America gagged. "How on earth are you that perverted?" America frowned and looked at England who was paling. "He was kidding...right?" America asked a little scared of what France would do in Englands body. "We need to sort thi-."
"Ow verdammt woman!" Came a brunette woman screaming at a albino man. "Give me back my body!" He hissed weilding a frying pan. The woman tried to hide behind Germany. "West, help!" He begged and Germany looked at him. "Ve? Hello Prussia..." Italy giggled at him. Prussias/Hungarys eyes grew wide in horror. "Nein! You traded bodys too? We're doomed..." She/He sat on the ground looking up at the woman in his body. Hungary sighed and placed the skillet on the table. "Its Englands fault right?" He hissed. England groaned. "Crap..." Hungary was staring at England's body, and frowned when he winked at him. "Over here Hungary..." Hungary looked over to see France doing a face palm. "Oh..." Hungary said.
"Oh? These are fake?" Came what sounded like Switzerlands voice down the hall. "Put them back on!" Austrias voice followed and the two came walking into the room. Both were frowning and Austria had his glasses off and was looking at them with a disapoiting look. "Did you know Austrias glasses are fake?" Switzerland asked from Austrias body.
"Ja." Germany and Prussia awnsered. "We knew." Hungary snorted. "Nothing I didnt know...really you should pay more attention Vash." "I could shoot you!" Switzerland reached for his side and realized that he was in Austrias body. "Roderich give me my gun." He hissed. Austria shook Switzerlands head. "Nein." He frowned and looked at the gun with distaste. "Really, I dont see why you always go everywhere armed." Switzerland hissed and threw some words at Austria who replied back.
"We need to figure this out!" America hollered and everyone shut up looking at him. Well craning their necks up to look at him. He narrowed his violet eyes and frowned. "Did you try reversing the spell?" America asked England who sighed. "No because I was stuck in France." France began to giggle. "No pun intented." He narrowed his eyes too. "I did find this..." France took out Englands magic book.
"Bloody hell! Thats the book!" England grabbed it and flipped to the page and frowned. "Oh...this isnt good..." He gulped and France snuck behind him and read it smiling. "Ohonhonhon! Mon cher, I say we should try this!" "What does it say?" Germany asked. England gulped before reading.
Before you can see through your eyes once more,
You must walk in life with your hearts truth,
The body you switch with that is your hearts desire,
you must follow these directions.
See the hurt, love and fears of there life,
Learn what their wishes and dreams are,
When you learn the truth to find a way back,
A kiss you must share with your hearts true love.
Every stood in silence and then hollered at once. "No way!" America hollered. Austria and Switzerland were arguing again. Hungary started trying to hit Prussia with the skillet again. "Silence!" Germany hollered, although it was weird hearing his voice in Italys body."We need to do what it says right?" England nodded. "Then that's what we will do. Perhaps during that time England...er France...one of them can find out how to fix this!" Everyone nodded there heads in agreement.
"First we need to see if any others were switched and tell them..." England said and everyone got out their cellphones and started calling people.
Thanks for reading! Please stay tuned for more next time da~ Blueladymare out!