I own nothing!
From the back of the hut, Zecora and the Cutie Mark Crusaders watched Pinkie Pie and Rarity face off against the Super-Saiyan.
"This ain't lookin' good,' Applebloom remarked.
"I fear this will be a day we'll rue, unless we discover something to do," Zecora responded.
Scootaloo's eyes widened. "I've got it!" she yelled, only to have a hoof clamped over her mouth by Sweetie Belle.
"Shh," she hissed. "You want that thing to see us?"
Scootaloo pulled the hoof off her mouth. "Sorry. It's just, I know how to beat him and get our cutie marks!"
"How?" Applebloom asked, interested.
"Well, we ever try for a cutie mark in fighting?"
The two fillies thought for a second, then shook their heads. "So maybe that's what our talent is! Plus, we can help Rarity and Pinkie!"
"Great idea!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.
"I fear this will not end well, dearest little Sweetie Belle," Zecora cautioned.
"Relax. We'll be careful. Now, everyone charge on three," Scootaloo said, winding herself up to jump. "One, two, three!"
The CMC leapt towards the Super Saiyan, each one letting out their own little battle cry as they went. The creature turned to them, and they could all see the briefest of grins cross its face.
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These ponies are as suicidal as Kakarot, Vegeta thought to himself. He turned around and was ready to unleash a volley of ki blasts when something pink leapt on his head and covered his eyes.
"Guess who?" the one called Pinkie Pie piped.
"Get off of me!" he roared, swatting at her.
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While Pinkie Pie distracted the "Super Saiyan", Zecora took the chance to grab a few of the beans it had eaten earlier. Turning to the CMC, she whispered "Give these beans to make them well, so we might send this creature to Pony-"
She was cut off as the Saiyan and Pinkie Pie crashed through a shelf, Pinkie giggling while the Saiyan roared overly complicated threats. However, the members of the CMC were still able to get the point, and rushed out to distribute the beans.
Applebloom took one to her sister. As she approached, Applejack slowly opened an eye. "Hey Applebloom. That varmint done for yet?"
She shook her head. "Sorry big sis. But hey, this here bean oughta fix you up so you can give him a good whuppin."
She fed her sister the bean. Immediately, Applejack leapt up. "Yeah ha! Now that's a picker-upper!"
Meanwhile, Scootaloo took one to Twilight. She had gone out of her Rapidash form, and had been knocked unconscious. Scootaloo thought for a second, then paled as she realized what she had to do.
"Well," she mumbled as she opened Twilight's mouth. "Here goes nothing." Closing her eyes, she took the bean and shoved it as far down her throat as she could. Pulling her hoof out, she wiped it on the grass, making a disgusted expression. Twilight was still for a second, but then her eyes shot open.
"What happened?" she asked, looking around.
"I gave you one of those beans," Scootaloo responded.
"Wow. I really need to study those. I wonder which branch of the plant family they belong to…"
"Twi, not the time."
As Twilight saw the potential of the beans, Sweetie Belle was just getting down into the crater where Fluttershy had landed. Fluttershy had started to wake up and even turned her head over as the filly approached.
"Sweetie Belle, you should go. It's not safe here."
"I will Fluttershy. Just eat this." Sweetie Belle carefully fed her the bean. Fluttershy got up slowly; after all, her injuries had been the worst. However, after an unstable second, she was up and ready.
Once Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle had gotten out of the Crater, they saw Rarity, Twilight, and Applejack gathered up.
"Ah'm telling you, we need the Elements!" Applejack said as she stomped her hoof.
"And I'll tell you, I don't think we have that long," Twilight shot back. "Look. I have one move that might stop him, or at least slow him down, but it takes a little time to charge up."
"I could distract him for a little," Fluttershy said quietly.
"Perfect. Now you girls, keep him busy until Fluttershy's close. Then she starts a quick fight with him, and I can use the move."
"Sounds good ta me," Applejack remarked.
"Question," Rarity spoke. "What's this move called?"
Twilight grinned. "The Falcon Punch."
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In Zecora's house, Vegeta had shaken off Pinkie Pie and was now hurling ki blast after ki blast at her.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" he bellowed.
She just kept on grinning, bouncing away from his every blast. As he prepared a particularly strong attack, something hit the back of his head.
"What! What's the meaning of this?" he snarled, looking over his shoulder. Outside, he could see the white and orange horses with a pile of sticks. The white one levitated them, and then the orange one kicked them. Dodging a volley, he jumped into the air, putting a hole in the roof of Zecora's effectively-destroyed hut.
Preparing a powerful ki blast, Vegeta grinned. "Say goodbye to your precious lives-"
He was cut off as the yellow pegasus charged him from behind, delivering a hoof to his lower back, sending him crashing down. Quickly regaining his composure, he saw the creature staring down at him.
"You won't dare to hurt anypony else," she scolded.
Vegeta crossed his arms, snarling. "How dare you beings mock me with your pitiful strength and empty threats. I am Vegeta, the most powerful warrior in the universe!"
She smiled. "If I were you, I'd turn around now."
From behind him, Vegeta heard something. "Falcon…"
Turning, he saw the Rapidash horse with its hoof drawn back. It smiled as it brought its hoof forward.
"PUNCH!"
This blow sent him flying through the sky, straight towards the city.
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Back in Ponyville, a certain mail mare was going about her route.
"Let's see now, Sugarcube Corner, the library, aha! Here's the Carousel Botique."
As Derpy prepared to deliver the letter, she heard something like yelling. Turning around (nearly tripping over her own hooves in the process), she saw something go streaking into the ground, making a deep hole next to town hall. She flew over, only knocking down one fence and two garden gnomes in the process.
She peeked into the hole. Then, a voice came out of it. "This…proves…nothing!"
"You okay down there?" Derpy asked.
"Yeah, I'm great," came the answer. "Just fan-****ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream down here."
Pinkie Pie appeared at the hole next to Derpy. "Ooh, gumdrops and ice cream? Can I come down?"
"Any muffins?" Derpy asked, her mouth watering at the prospect.
There was a long pause. "I am surrounded by idiocy."
Pinkie scrunched up her face, confused. "But you just said you were surrounded by gumdrops and-"
There came a roar, and the creature came flying out of the hole, fist first, aimed at Pinkie's head. She ducked aside, and the creature stopped a good hundred feet in the air. Turning back down, it panted as it glared at the pink earth pony and grey pegasus.
"This *pant* is the final straw. You creatures have insulted me far too many times now!"
As he spoke, the rest of the Mane Six came running into town. Vegeta turned to them. "All of you say your goodbyes. Your world shall fall before the might of my Gallick Gun!"
*DBZ Announcer Guy Voice* Vegeta has threatened to use his doomsday attack against Equestria! Will the Mane Six be able to defend themselves and their beloved world? Will the power of friendship stand up to a full-blown Gallick Gun? Find out in the next exciting chapter of A Saiyan in Equestria!
A/N: *dodges rocks thrown* Okay, okay, I'm sorry for the cliffy ending. But hey, this just makes it more like real DBZ, doesn't it?
...*cricket, cricket*…
Fine, just review and I'll put up the next chapter sooner.