"Are you sure they'll be able to see in here?"
"They'll have to be able. I'm not getting out."
"This so childish."
"I don't care. Everyone needs to be childlike every once in a while."
Gabriella sighed, "Whatever, Troy."
"Hello everyone." Troy greeted. "Sorry it is so dark in here."
"Tell them why, Troy."
"We're in a fort!" Troy exclaimed, excitedly. "Gabriella lost a bet, and she had to build me a fort in my bedroom."
Gabriella rolled her eyes, "When you said we'd be having fun under the sheets, I had something completely different in mind. I didn't think I'd be building a fort for my 18 year old boyfriend."
"You're never too old for a fort, Brie. You watch iCarly."
"So?"
"You're a hypocrite." Troy declared.
"I'm not a hypocrite!" Gabriella argued.
"Yes you are."
Gabriella shot Troy a harsh glare. "Just read the question."
Troy chuckled, "Don't get mad at me, hypocrite." Gabriella punched him in the shoulder. "Ok, ok, I'm reading the question."
Troy and Gabriella,
My girlfriend is extremely clingy and possessive. Any tips on how to deal with that?
Sincerely, Aaron.
"God, I seriously hate clingy people." Gabriella said, groaning.
"Hate is really strong word." Troy pointed out.
"A strongly accurate word. I'm glad you aren't clingy."
"So am I."
"Aaron, your girlfriend is probably a psychopath who will drug you and hand cuff you to her bed in the middle of the night."
Troy turned to Gabriella, "What?"
"I saw it in a movie once." Gabriella explained.
"You watch too much television."
"You watch too much basketball."
"Let's not compare basketball to a fictional movie, babe."
"A fictional movie that was based on a true story, honey."
Troy rolled his eyes, "Anyway, you should just tell your girlfriend that you guys need space."
Gabriella nodded, "I agree. Troy and I can go a long time without seeing or talking to each other. We give each other space."
"Yeah, when couples spend too much time together, they..." Troy was cut off by someone walking into his room. He poked his head out of his fort. "Marcus, what do you want?"
"Hey bro." Marcus greeted. "I missed you. I haven't seen you since Christmas break, and this is the welcome I get. It's sad, actually."
"Hi Marcus." Troy greeted.
"This is a fort!" Marcus exclaimed, excitedly.
Troy nodded, "Gabriella built it."
Marcus crouched down and crawled
into the fort. "Hey Gabs."
"Hi Marcus." Gabriella greeted back.
"What you guys doing?" Marcus asked, squeezing between Troy and Gabriella.
"We're making a video." Troy answered.
"Oh yeah. Your relationship videos."
"As I was saying, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Couples should spend time apart."
"Or you could dump your girlfriend." Marcus added.
"Did you and your girlfriend break up, Marcus?" Gabriella asked.
"No, but I might. She said she loved me."
"And that's a bad thing?"
"She said it after a month of dating. Really clingy."
Troy turned back to the camera. "Or you can be like my brother and dump every single one of your girlfriends."
"Well if she's clingy and possessive, she'd probably try to kill you if you dumped her."
"Just tell your girlfriend to leave you alone." Troy said.
"Can I read the next question?" Marcus questioned. "Please?" Troy handed Marcus an index card.
Dear Troy and Gabriella-and Marcus,
My boyfriend's ex keeps calling and texting him. How do I tell her to back off?
Melanie
"Thank you for adding your name onto the question, Marcus."
"Your welcome, Troy."
Gabriella scoffed, "You don't need to tell that girl anything. Kick her ass. Maybe then, she'll get the message."
"Violence isn't the answer."
Gabriella shrugged, "It was the answer with Alison."
"Touché."
"For those of you who do not know, Alison is Troy's ex girlfriend. She was getting on my nerves and she started a rumor about me, so I punched her in the face. Three times."
Marcus laughed, "I remember that. It was amazing."
"I don't get it. You'd think after sleeping with almost every guy at East High, she'd be over a relationship that ended 4 years ago."
"Gabs." Troy started. "Maybe you should calm down."
"I am calm." Gabriella insisted. "What needs to calm down is the rash on Alison's neck."
Marcus covered his mouth with his hands to keep a laugh from coming out.
Troy took a deep breath to keep from laughing. "Baby, don't you ever change. Melanie, why don't you tell your boyfriend to change his number."
"I'd take Gabriella's advice, and punch this girl in the face." Marcus added. "It worked for Gabriella. Alison stopped stalking you."
Gabriella gave Marcus a high five. "You see? Marcus gets me. Troy is very boring at times."
"I'm boring because I don't want you to tell someone to punch another girl in her face?"
"Sometimes words are lost on people. People might need a good punch every once in a while. But don't do it at school. I punched Alison at school and I got over a month of detention."
"Fight in like, a park."
"Parks are good." Gabriella agreed.
Troy sighed, "Well it's been fun, but it's time to go. Until next time, YouTube." He cuts the camera off.
Again, my procrastination has gotten in the way of me uploading. Also, sorry this chapter is so short. I apologize. The next one will be longer and I'll try to be quicker. I pinky promise. Anyway, bye! Read, review, subscribe. :)
