Author's note: Well here's the next chapter and the results of the polls so far:

Sasuke and Sakura- 5

Naruto and Hinata- 5

Hinata and Sasuke- 0

Naruto and Sakura- 0

Naruto and Sasuke- 0

Sakura and Kiba- 1

Kiba and Hinata- 1

Thanks so much guys! You rock! But keep on polling! No pairings until the third chapter!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto…

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'Humph! The nerve of that girl! Treating me like I was someone unimportant! I'm important! Aren't I?' he thought as he blew up another target with his fire jutsu.

Sasuke stood in the middle of a clearing breathing heavily with smoldering debris surrounding him. Trees, targets, stumps, the ground, everything was covered in black ash and silently smoked.

He had been in the clearing for hours venting his frustration, and it was already night time. He had already used all his kunai and shuriken, along with the majority of his chakra.

"You should turn in before you kill yourself." Muttered a familiar voice from behind him. He turned to see his old Sensei, still reading the perverted orange 'icha icha paradise' book.

"I'm fine. Leave me alone." Sasuke grumbled, looking away.

"Sure you're fine. That heavy breathing is nothing. Neither are the deep gashes in your arms. Come on. I'll walk you to your house."

Sasuke looked down at his body and noticed that it was indeed very battered. After a moment of silence, he grunted and walked up alongside Kakashi.

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"So, do you know what your punishment for leaving is yet?" Asked Kakashi, striking up conversation after 5 minutes of silence.

"Hn, not yet. I'll find out tomorrow." He grumbled, face glaring at the ground.

The silver haired man looked worriedly at his former pupil. "You know, you should lighten up. Come on, you finally accomplished your goal, and you killed Orochimaru too (yeah, I forgot to add that, but Oro is dead, thank god! Now, all we have to do is get rid of Michael Jackson…). Be happier."

"…Hn."

He let out a sigh and gave up trying to cheer up the angsty boy walking beside him. "Stupid damn emos…" he grumbled, accidentally saying his thoughts out loud.

"WHAT did you just call me?" growled Sasuke menacingly, turning to face his teacher. Kakashi sweatdropped and started waving his hands in front of his face.

"Oh, um, sorry Sasuke. I, uh, wasn't talking about you, it was um, Gaara! Yeah! He's a bit emo don't ya think?" He stuttered.

"WHAT? I'M NOT EMO! I'VE JUST HAD A BAD LIFE IS ALL!" screamed Gaara, appearing out of nowhere.

"Oh shit! Um, Sasuke, I gotta go! Jan e!" and with that he poofed away.

Gaara ran off like a sissy girl bawling his eyes out while screaming for Temari and someone called 'Mr. Fluffy' (1 guess who).

Sasuke stood there with a giant sweatdrop on the side of his head and his left eye twitching.

"Everyone's gone crazy." He muttered.

"Maybe it's just you! You could be in a coma and just having crazy dreams!" said a smart alec voice from above him.

He looked up and saw none other than, the Cheshire Cat (You know, the one from Alice in Wonderland)!

"… Wtf?"

"Yes, it's probably true! You're probably just crazy! Or high. Either way." It continued, swishing it's purple tail.

Suddenly happy music appeared in the background and four large bright coloured things fell from the sky onto Sasuke, crushing him.

He wheezed painfully as they moved around. They were HEAVY! After a while they got up and stood in a line.

One by one they jumped into the air and screamed their names out. "Twinkiewinkie!" said the purple one.

"Dippsy!" said the green one.

"Lala!" screamed the yellow one.

"Poe!" yelled the red one. Yes. It was the Tellitubbies.

Suddenly, a random voice from the heavens said, "Tellitubbies! Tellitubbies! Say hello!"

"Eh-Oh!" they all yelled.

"… Holy mother of god. I AM crazy!" Yelled Sasuke, running for his life.

They all chased after the poor boy for hours (for some weird reason they could keep up).

"Sasuke…"

He still ran screaming, ignoring the voice he could hear that sounded so familiar.

"Sasuke… wake up…"

The teleshits finally caught up with him and tied him to a tree. They glued his eyes open and duct-taped his mouth. Then, they sang songs and watched the tvs on their bellies.

"Sasuke goddamn it! WAKE UP!"

He felt sudden pain in the side of his head and the world around him disappeared.

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Author's Note: Okay I know this chapter was extremely random but I was bored so I quickly wrote this crack-chap. Yea, so anyway, REVIEW AND/OR POLL! NOW!!!