Giving Interviews to the SEED Cast

by VengefulMoon

The simplest things in the world can come from interviews like these. Such as chaos and seriousness mixed into one. [Rated T] In the latest edition, I talk with Murrue and Mu La Flaga [that's right, they're married].

2. Stupid Morons 101: Mock 2 in madness!

Stupid-ville part two begins here.

See chapter 1 for legend and disclaimer.

VM: And we are back with Stupid Morons 101!

- I thought this show had no name? –

VM: WELL, YOU'RE WRONG, (BLEEP) HEAD!

- Vengeful Moon, you've become an insane person. –

VM: Anyway, here's guest number three!

(Athrun walks in onto the stage.)

Athrun: Hey, there.

VM: Hello. This would be your possibly 350th interview. Am I right?

Athrun: You're on the mark.

VM: And would you be acting like you were in "Bizarre-o Land"?

Athrun: "Bizarre-o Land"? No way. I'd be acting like a stupid moron.

(A/N: Guess where the (1.) came from. If you get it right, I'll dedicate the next chapter of this to you.)

VM: Then show us something stupid that you did.

(1.) (Athrun shows a tape of himself on a monkey swing. The image of himself starts acting like he's on top of the world, then the next thing you know, he hits his head on the ground. Not once…but twice. The entire audience laughed their heads off.)

VM: ZAFT, meet Bizarre-o Athrun.

ZAFT male soldier: Wow, I never knew that the captain of the Zala Team was such a nitwit.

ZAFT female soldier: Hey, Athrun! You're so dumb that a monkey can outsmart you!

(Athrun runs off the stage in embarrassment.)

VM: Stupid morons. What can you do without them?

(The audience laughs.)

The Cagalli interview will be in the next chapter. For now, R&R!