That last one probably sucked hard, I'm sure. To make up for it here's the Rey Za Burrel and Lunamaria Hawke interview. Don't worry about any pervert stuff. This would (most likely) end up a serious portion of the story.
VM: That was a stupid mishap.
- You bet, jack-(BLEEP). –
VM: Shut it. Anyway, here are the fifth and sixth guests.
(Lunamaria and Rey walk onto the stage.)
VM: Hello there.
Luna and Rey: (at the same time) Hey. How's it going?
VM: Nothing much.
Luna: This would mark the 1,000,000th interview that we've had.
VM: You have to be kidding me.
Rey: She's right. It's our millionth interview to date.
(The audience gasps.)
VM: Okay, now I'm just plain shocked.
Rey: Anyway, do you have any questions for us?
VM: What's the story on your private life?
Luna: Nothing much, just sending each other fluffy stuff here and there.
VM: But what's this rumor that I keep overhearing about you two getting married later this year?
Rey: It's true. The wedding is to take place at the PLANTs next week.
(The audience gasps again.)
VM: Looks like everything that I've been hearing as rumors is coming true one by one. Weird; I must be having seizures or something.
Rey: You're not having any.
Luna: He's right; if you were, you'd be twitching right now.
VM: …Then I must be a stupid moron.
(The audience, along with Luna and Rey, laughs.)
VM: That'll be it for our show tonight, thank you for taking the time to stop by, Lunamaria, Rey!
Luna and Rey: You're welcome. See you all at the next show!
Woot, I finally wrote something serious for a change. Stay tuned for the Shinn and Stellar Asuka interview (yes, they're married, don't ask), the upcoming Gilbert and Talia Durandal interview (again, they're married, don't ask), the Rau Le Creuset interview and many more. There's more to come so stick around!