Giving Interviews to the SEED Cast

by VengefulMoon

The simplest things in the world can come from interviews like these. Such as chaos and seriousness mixed into one. [Rated T] In the latest edition, I talk with Murrue and Mu La Flaga [that's right, they're married].

5. The Interview of Death, or maybe not

As requested by Tear Shield Alchemist I'm doing a chapter for Muruta Azreal.

VM: We are now in the Dominion, the home of its captain, Natarle Badgiruel, and the psychotic who owns nuclear weapons as hood ornaments, Muruta Azreal. I'm in the room of the latter at the moment.

Azreal: Hello, jack-(bleep) that killed me in a laser blast.

(Don't ask about that; private stuff.)

VM: Whose fault would that be?

Azreal: Uh…my fault?

(The audience at the studio groans.)

VM: Then stuff a nuclear missile into your throat and let it blow up.

Azreal: No thanks.

VM: Anyway, what's in on your private life?

Azreal: Nukes, nukes and more nukes. That's what. Nuclear weapons are raw power in this world.

Audience: Azreal, you suck!

Azreal: Who's going to stop me?

VM: Can I answer that question?

(Vengeful Moon slams Azreal into the table.)

(Azreal loses consciousness.)

VM: Uh… I think that will be all for this one on one interview. See you at Badgiruel's room for the second one on one special.

Ouch, that was short…anyway, as I said I'll be doing the Natarle Badgiruel one on one interview next. See you there.